oblivious

Quirks aren't everything in this world, nor is your family status. Animals are treated less than humans, even though they have the capacity to feel emotions and think for themselves. They're pushed away, merely because they're not human. Nezu? Heck, he's so smart, everyone's scared of what would happen if they got on his bad side. Half the society, at the very least, still think that he's just an animal. Midoriya? No quirk, he's ranked even lower, less than human. At least Nezu still had a quirk. At least, that's what they thought. Warning: This fic contains depression, suicide, self harm, etc.

Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?

"Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma." (Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the right wrong idea.)

Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you.” Hermione’s expression grew indignant but Draco ignored it and pressed on. “I am trying to seduce you,” he said, staring her straight in the eye. Her indignation faded as her mouth dropped open and her eyes slowly grew round. He continued, “I have been trying to seduce you for over two years; ever since I first brought up the idea of our having a book club together.”

Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

Peter and Wade are sort of a thing. Everyone knows. Except for Peter.

“So,” says Sheriff Stilinski, raising one eyebrow. “You decided not to play video games at Scott’s, after all?” “Uh,” Stiles says. His eyes are wide and caught-out, and he’s got his arms wrapped around two giant tubs of popcorn. Beside him, Derek Hale—the same Derek Hale that the Sheriff last saw in his interrogation room—is handing a $20 bill to the cashier and clearly trying to appear as casual as possible. He fumbles the change three times before he gets it into his pocket, though, so it’s a lost cause.

Y/n and Loki’s parents are away for Easter and he uses her innocence and belief in the Easter Bunny to his advantage. Rewarding her with magical eggs and a carrot with cream.

Co-Parenting out of Wedlock During the Regency Era: A Polin Story What happens when Colin finds an abandoned baby in his room while sailing back to London for the start of the 1815 Social Season?

Wei Wuxian and five other people were given a second chance at life. Will they be able to prevent the past tragedies from occurring again? Spanish TranslationThai Translation

All Derek wanted was for the woman to leave him alone and ring up his groceries. How that led to her thinking Stiles is his boyfriend is something he blames on Stiles and his inability to stay out of trouble for five minutes.

An accidental encounter with the elusive Easter Bunny leads Y/n to discover that he has been a lot closer than she ever thought possible. Who knew the Black family had been producing Easter Bunny's for thousands of years, and that Uncle Sirius was the current Easter Bunny. Thank Merlin he blood adopted her and her brother because now she was also part of the legacy and gets to learn how to become the next Easter Bunny.

Lan Qiren had never had a student he couldn’t improve, and Wei Wuxian would not be the exception, especially not now that his nephew was in love with the troublemaker. He would not allow history to repeat itself.

“Let go,” Lan Wangji says. “Huh?” Wei Wuxian tightens his hold on Lan Wangji. “Why?” “If you don’t let go,” Lan Wangji tells him, reaching up to cover one of Wei Wuxian’s hands with his own, squeezing lightly, “then I can’t get up.” “And what will you do once you get up?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Will er-gege punish me for being shameless?” (Or, oh my god, they were roommates.)

Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun. Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.

The family Seokjin’s made might be a little unconventional, but he loves them with all his heart. When a new kid gets spat out of the foster system into his lap, he’s determined to make it work. No matter what the judgemental eyes of the local pack alpha says. - Or, Seokjin's house of puberty wolves.

Izuku likes to think that he’s a perfectly normal, healthy person. As much as he squirms in discomfort about how brazenly some of the boys talk about sex or porn or any other related topic, he’s not exactly innocent in having his own lewd searches that needed a good delete-history scrub from time to time. But this is...different, he thinks. Dacryphilia. What a gross sounding word. --- In which Izuku goes on a research quest to nip a weird discovery in the bud

George accidently leaves his bullet vibrator in the fleshlight. Dream has a great time.

There were so many enjoyable and non life-threatening things he could be doing. So why was Shen Qingqiu stuck surrounded by a group of bandits, unarmed, and willingly being taken hostage? (Or: Shen Qingqiu gets an impromptu haircut, and no one is mentally prepared)

In thirty minutes, Alhaitham is going to be home, and Kaveh needs to be able to be his most composed self for the inevitable confrontation that will happen the second his roommate is through the door. Actually— no, scratch that. Why live through the confrontation at all when he could move out right the fuck now? If he starts packing this very second he can at least take a bag for some of his clothes and another for his most important tools. Right? Right. Kaveh accidentally ends a phone call with “I love you.” Alhaitham… deals with it.

Now, staring down at the cheery label which promises no regrets, Iwaizumi ironically but sincerely regrets every decision which lead him here. In particular, his annoying as fuck best friend. Who absolutely, definitely, no matter what, cannot find out that Iwaizumi is an omega.

One day it happened. "The Signal" everyone calls it. A mysterious figure appeared on every TV and computer screen, followed by a brilliant display of lights and sound. After that...nothing. Ask anyone and they'll swear up and down that the world is just as it has always been. Not a single thing changed. Not...one...thing...

Wei Wuxian, the Crown Prince of the Fox Tribe of Qing Qiu, enlists the help of Lan Wangji, the Second Prince of the Dragon Tribe of the Nine Heavens, to escape the endless matchmaking sessions he's been forced to attend. It goes...well, 'according to plan' are not exactly the words he would use. Lan Wangji, on the other hand, is way too pleased with himself. (Or: The Pursuit of One Chaotic Fox Prince by One Horny Smugji)

“Blue Wolf, come in, Blue Wolf. You should really thank me for suggesting the pink tie, as it’s clearly bringing all the ladies to the yard.”

My first work, a book of oneshots focused on hypnosis / mind control.Most stories will be non/dub-con so be careful.Almost any ships, focused on sanscest.Edit: The number of tags being limited, please read the summary of each chapter to know the warnings / kinks. I hope you enjoy reading this book as much as I love writing it.

Lan Wangji nods. “If you must marry,” he says again, “don’t let it be with anyone else.” “I don’t think you understand the concept of marriage, Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian says with a smile. “I don’t think I can marry myself.” He lets out a laugh at the thought, before Lan Wangji’s words click in his head. “Unless you mean…” Lan Wangji holds his gaze. “Jiang Cheng?” Wei Wuxian asks incredulously.

September 1982The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.Everything is going well for Sirius Black.Everything but love. ORSirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.

Saiki Kusou has never had a crush on another guy, so when his whole class starts getting embroiled in a collective sexuality crisis, he has absolutely no stake in the whole thing. Still, it would probably be far easier for him if coming out went smoothly for everyone and Teruhashi came to terms with her status as a lesbian, so he decides to help out. You know, like a good ally. Saiki Kusuo isn't LGBTQ. Not experiencing sexual attraction is totally normal. Transforming between biological sexes soon after birth doesn't count. And his interest in Satou Hiroshi is purely one of curiosity. That has to be true. Because for Saiki Kusou, coming out sure seems like a pain.

You're the new tech/repairman at the Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex, unfortunately. Your first task? To make the Daycare Attendant into two separate animatronics. It's an amazing opportunity, really, and there is nothing you love more than getting a chance to really work with such tech! The only bad part is that you don't know how to tell anyone that you just might be in over your head. (You are extremely in over your head.) (Just a silly feel-good fic, AU where there is no Security Breach, no William, no murders, etc. Sun and Moon fall in love with you, a well-meaning but honestly naïve and easily-overwhelmed little dummy)(BTW THE TITLE IS MEANT TO BE A RUNNING JOKE FROM THE FIC there isn't gonna b some big angsty plot twist. most likely)

Merlin figures out he is immortal, and he does not take it well. Arthur finds him just as he pours the poison down his throat.

“So you can see why we are all gathered here, right?” Gendry nodded his head. “I think.” “We all have big boners for Starks.” Ygritte crackled and Theon threw her a venomous look. “So Margaery made a club.” “Oh gods.” Theon muttered in distain. “It’s not a fucking club.”

This is a story of Callum, his beautiful wife - Selena, their little angelic son and their "happily-ever-after". Or at least that is how it should be. That is until a demon possesses their little child. Now, the demon child wants his own father for himself. Can Callum stay away from the temptation? And can the people around them handle the storm that is the demon child? Can Uncle Peter even say no? Can Mr. Gunderson resist the demon child? Chapter List:1: Callum, Selena and sex-crazed 9 months2: Callum, Baby Ezekiel and the special milk bottle3: Not all secrets remain a secret.4: Callum preps little Ezekiel5: Callum and little Ezekiel, prep time is done6: Little Ezekiel and his little adventure7: Mr. Gunderson and his student - little Ezekiel8: Blackmailing Peter and popping a cherry9: Markie, Little Ezekiel and the demon's ritual10: Peter and his journey downhill11: Mr. Gunderson, Ezekiel and the Blindside12: Selena and her shady past13: The Pritchards14: The Demon and the Innocent Plumber15: Erotus vs Grandpa Jerry16: Ryan and Demon-free Ezekiel17: The end?18: Post-Credit

When Merlin finds himself rooming with Arthur on a high school field trip and the cold forces them to share a bed for warmth, the last thing he's expecting is to end up hooking up with his prattish classmate.

"Hyung couldn't sleep," Taehyung says, by way of explanation. He feels like some explanation is probably needed for why he and Hoseok are snuggling on the couch together. "Sometimes he can't sleep, and then he comes and gets me and we sleep out here. He says he doesn't know why, but having me around makes it better." Or: the one where Taehyung is completely and utterly oblivious.