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Amnesia is just another case to solve. Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his landlady. The girl with the worried look in her eyes…infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

The new reality had no wizards or magical nations – but it had a whole boatload of powerful and occasionally inept sorcerers. Who were usually semi-public and sometimes very popular in social media. How it worked, Harry had no idea.

Miles finds his girlfriend's young daughter masturbating, and things go downhill from there.

Or, how Midoriya was told he couldn’t be a hero by All Might, so he decided he would ask every other hero if he could be one.

It wasn't everyday that Tom Riddle was aggressively making out with Harry Potter outside the library. There was a lot of tongue involved and Lucius even heard the Potter heir whimper as his hands, which were formerly fisted on Tom’s robes, made their way desperately into his hair. Lucius almost fainted.

An accidental encounter with Prince Zuko forces Sokka to discover that desperate times call for desperate measures. Oh, and he's not telling that story to anyone.

I have been a yoga instructor for about 12 years now, and in my time doing my job I have fucked about 15 woman. Today I will make it 16. I have all of the equipment at my home so all the women need is themselves. I think it is better to do my job at my house because it is much cheaper and if I decide to fuck one of my clients it would be easier for me.TLDR: Yoga instructor fucks one of his clients.

Harry's bringing his boyfriend home to meet his parents. It goes about as well as can be expected.

“At first he assumed he was a large cat, but quickly realized he is way too big to be any normal cat. Aizawa walks right over to a puddle of water and see’s for himself. Huh. He was a panther. Black shinny coat and the same dull eyes as before. Fitting.” Or where Aizawa and Midoriya get hit by a quirk where you transform into an animal. Most of it is just fluff and honestly barley any plot. I just wanted an excuse to have Panther dadzawa and Adorable Izuku since we can never have enough of that. Chaos ensues.

If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.” Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.

Tony is lifeless on the ground and a certain Steve Rogers has the audacity to ask Spider-Man why he cares so much. aka, Peter reveals himself and Steve realizes he fucked up. Big time.

When an intruder breaks into the Watchtower, the Justice League is determined to find out just who they are and what they want. But when faced with nearly the entire JLA staring down at him, the intruder only has one concern: Don't call Batman Installment 7 in the Justice League and the Batfam series!

Just a bunch of dark one-shots of my favorite Bnha characters.Some might seem very, very dark and some not so much but it doesn't have to be always obviously fucked up, right?

Class 1-A is suspicious that their classmate, Todoroki Shouto, is in a relationship. They spy on him to find out for themselves. Introducing Midoriya Izuku, Shouto's not-so-secret boyfriend in the General Education Department, who brings out the protective side of the whole class. "Iida Tenya:Excuse my language but...A certain group of students is going to get their asses kicked, full speed by my quirk. Anti-Gravity::OOOOOOOI AM SHOOK Electrifyin:THE SHOOKENING IS SECONDED Dat Boi Pepe:THIRDED What a Riot:FOURTHED Hot Assid:FIFTHEDwow thats hard to say out loud" -- Quirkless!Izuku AU

This is a large collection of Twisted Wonderland reader-insert oneshots from my tumblr (wolken-himmel). More will be added over time!

“I presume you are James Savant?” The lady doesn’t wait for a reply. “Tony Stark will interview you now.” Percy opens his mouth, intending to argue but well, it wasn’t like a god could waltz into a closed interview meeting with a mortal. ~ Or the fic where Percy gets a job at SI and no one believes him when he's saying the truth aka percy gaslighting gate keeping and girl bossing his way into a job

Truth Effect. Definition: tendency to believe false information to be correct after repeated exposure. Katsuki and Hitoshi have a few things in common.1) They both have no one to take of them.2) They have very strong, unique quirks.3) Both of the above make them prime targets for kidnappings growing up. They think this is normal.

Harry had tried, adorably, to charm Tom into being one of the endless string of admirers the Gryffindor had—fluttering his eyelashes shyly, blushing like a maiden, and unable to meet Tom’s eyes. Tom flashed him a smile, and said, “That won’t work on me.” And he saw the omega drop all his pretenses, red not from blushing but from anger, and pointed at Tom with all the force of a 5’3 omega. “And that,” he said looking at Tom’s charming smile scathingly. “Won’t work on me."

Luna continues, unbothered with the silence, “Really nice of him to bring the attention away from Harry being a champion with that phrase.They’re such a good couple.” The three of them blink. Couple? When did that happen? Michael’s the first who breaks and asks, “They’re a couple?” His voice is a good octave higher than usual. ~ Where Harry and Draco are oblivious, there's a school wide bet going on and its matchmaking season

Naruto is cheerfully oblivious. Sasuke plots his murder. Sakura actually attempts it. Or, in other words, in which Naruto makes a seal to send them back in time, but things go wrong and they find themselves shoved inside children’s bodies in the next dimension over. Hashirama and Mito are overjoyed at the birth of their second oddly Hashirama-esque son, Tobirama looks on with pride at his genius son, and Madara just wonders why his adorable daughter is always trying to kill him.

"Where's the food?" Emma grinned with impish mischief. "I thought you'd rather eat out," Emma said wickedly as she leaned further back on the desk and spread her legs, placing one boot on Regina's chair on either side of the brunette's hips. In between giggles, Regina said, "You're such a…" "Romantic?" Emma said. "Something like though the word I was looking for was Charming."

It wasn’t Percy’s first time getting kidnapped, but it was the first time it wasn’t related to godly matters. Now you might be wondering, Percy, why didn’t you fight the mortals? Well, the answer was simple. Monsters were assholes and math was a pain in the ass. ~ Or alternatively Percy allows himself to be kidnapped to avoid a math test. Natasha Romanov isn't paid enough for this.

Various Twisted Wonderland pieces with different characters.

I just had some idea for some smut or fluff. Make requests if u want! I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with this but ayyyee writing practice EDIT: There are so many chapters of requests for you guys to read if you really want to >:D but if ur Skeppy, Bbh, or an anti please leave this is NOT the book for you lmao

A recounting of Xiao’s past and how he got to meet Venti, the person who saved him from madness, and how from simply being his savior the Archon became someone much much more important. Venti instead is there to do his thing and be whipped. Follows the hints given in Xiao’s character lines.

“You crazy…! What did you just call me?”

Hatake Kakashi has been pulled off of ANBU duty to become a jonin teacher. In effort to keep himself at least somewhat entertained as well as to prevent from having to put too much effort into training his genin, he informs them that a jutsu he made up on the spot is too difficult for them to preform and has them practice until he deems them ready. Meanwhile, Team 7 begins taking after Kakashi, and that includes being interested in this jutsu of his as well. AKA: Kakashi ends up training his team by trying to not train them, the Leaf Village is convinced Kakashi's making mini-Kakashis out of his students, and enemy nin become scarred for life.

...And this is why the entire Federation thinks that James Kirk and Spock are in love. No, really.

Percy doesn't know how it happens. One moment he's drunk and the next moment he's playing catch the hammer with his best friends. ~ Or the fic where Percy and the others play catch the hammer. Not with just any hammer though. It's mjolnir.

After a little surprise during a check up Navy Seal Evan Buckley Diaz is sent home, so he surprises his alpha at work.

I'll make another book for M/M and another one for F/F. Basically, this is a book full of smut and non-smut. Detailed chapters might I add. just an fyi you can use ANY character in supernatural. just because it's not tagged, doesn't mean you can't use it

Gabriel rounded the corner, fully prepared to wedge himself between the two arguing adults, just in time to see his son push his intern against the wall and snog her senseless. It hardly took a second for the girl to recover and yank him even closer, tangling one of her hands in his hair in the process. The blond reached down and hooked his hand under her knee, pulling her leg up to wrap around his waist, giving her slight leverage from being pinned against the wall. This was probably THE most aggressive and terrifying make-out session that Gabriel Agreste had ever accidentally witnessed in his entire life.

Ghost was a werewolf shifter of Task Force 1-4-1, and Johnny MacTavish was the man brought on board to hold his leash. There were never any bindings placed on him. Never ropes, nor sedatives needed. No shock collars or cattle prods. It was just Soap. Just Johnny and the way he had Simon, even as a towering monster with gnashing teeth and flexing claws, wrapped around his little finger.

Jim lives his life to be contrary Or:Jim refuses to follow in his Father's footsteps and study Command Track, and somehow still ends up Captain of the USS Enterprise...

This is the story you know: A girl dies. A girl wakes up again, in a different world, in a different body, in a reality she knows and may or may not attempt to alter. This is the story you don’t know: Girl’s name is Charlotte Linlin, a notorious pirate, and a future Yonko, and ideally, she’d like to see World Government overthrown, no matter how long she has to wait. And if she changes some seemingly insignificant things while she’s at it, well. (Eloise Camden died angry, bitter, and disillusioned. Charlotte Linlin lived on, wild, free, and shining bright. The world was never quite the same after.)