Jeongguk has learned the hard way from the tender age of thirteen when his father pushed him down the stairs, that people are a disappointment. They always will be and so he breaks hearts instead. Hurt people hurt people. Jeongguk likes hurting girls, but he doesn't like hurting Kim Taehyung.

After he accidentally gets Malfoy pregnant on a drunken fuck at a club, Harry doesn't anticipate that it'd be just as easy to fall in love with him.

After the Battle, Harry thinks he's left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Draco's just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. He's hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems. And that's not even addressing the fact that Potter's got serious issues of his own, which Draco realises as he's forced to share an Eighth Year dormitory room and several classes with the Gryffindor Git. If only they can make it through the year without killing each other, it should be all right, shouldn't it?

Steve wakes up to the fact that no one ever compliments or even says thank you to Tony, and that he has fallen into the same trap of painting Tony with a specific paintbrush. This is how he showers a very confused Tony with praise to make up for it.

Jungkook and Taehyung hate each other. Except, of course, when they're having sex.

All prisoners of Azkaban are insane. Sirius’ insanity just takes a different shape than usual.

Veronica and Y/n are home alone and things get a little heated, especially later when Veronica's stepfather confronts Y/n after secretly watching them.

Taehyung and Jungkook are two alphas who hate each other until one morning, Taehyung wakes up as an omega and Jungkook is the only one who can help him figure out what happened....too bad Taehyung is now desperate to bare his neck to Jungkook instead of fighting.

Have you been missing a time travel Tomarry where Harry and Tom are on somewhat equal footing? Where Tom is a plausible budding political leader? Where Harry can stand up to him and their relationship doesn’t seem toxic? Where the surrounding events and characters don’t go unnoticed? I have, so I gave writing one a try. “The war is over and the Wizarding Britain has been slowly rising from the ashes. Harry just wishes none of it ever happened – what will he do when he’s given a chance to change the past? Was Dumbledore right about “the power he knows not” after all?“

Strawberry milk layers their upper lips, and they giggle and lick it off of each other. They taste it in each others mouths when they kiss; it's on their tongues, and filling their tummies. There are seven cartoons in the fridge, with 1 out that they keep pouring into shot glasses. They give each other a ‘cheers!’ and tip it down their throats. Instead of burning their mouths, it wipes away the sting that is already inside of them. (Harry still has days when he needs to feel good on the inside. Louis can see it in his eyes, and on these days, Louis needs it too. Maybe just as much.) or the strawberry milk sequel; where harry still needs help, louis' trying to give it to him, liam rents a van, zayns a bit protective of his best mate, and nialls there to tie it all together.

Pro hero Ground Zero's apartment has just been crushed flat by Mt. Lady, but his boss, Fat Gum, sets him up with a sweet body guard gig that comes with free housing, food, and 24/7 access to the world's foremost genius of support gear. The only problem? Said scientist is being targeted by the League of Villains. Oh, and it's Midoriya Izuku--the kid he hasn't seen since telling the boy to take a swan dive off the roof of their middle school. (I'm terrible at titles. Also summaries. Bodyguard trope goodness. Please read.)

“You’re to be sent on a special mission, Tartaglia.” The young man’s eyes gleamed in interest. “How special?” He asked as he wiped the blood off his daggers. His superior grinned. “Special enough to put your name in Snezhnaya’s history books.” — In which the Archon War ravaged the land of Liyue and to ensure the people’s survival, the God of Geo established the Harvester Contract: One bride per village, every year, in exchange for protection and a good harvest. Or: Childe is sent on an undercover mission to kill the Geo Archon, but things don’t go as planned.

Stiles always knew finding a mate would be hard for him. He's not bright and beautiful like Lydia, or stong like Danny or adorable like Scott. He was just Stiles, fox kid with ADHD who loved to draw. Derek Hale was everything, popular, strong, smart and gorgeous. They get put together on an English assignment and it doesn't go at all like Stiles expects. MY TUMBLR IS;thewolf-inred.tumblr.com

Y/n loves the two men in her life and loves to show them how much she appreciates them, even if those two men are her husband and brother, and one doesn’t really know about the other.

Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

Swear1. To bind oneself by oath2. To make a solemn promise; vow3. To invoke the name of a sacred being or deity4. To use profane or obscene language Severus opened his mouth, closed it again, and then said the only thing he could think of. “I am… unspeakably proud of you.”

It's been three years since Asami and Korra have last seen each other. Asami has devoted herself to her young daughter and rebuilding Republic City, while Korra has struggled to recover from her injuries and forget the woman she wishes she didn't love. Their lives are very different, but when circumstances bring them together again, they are forced to deal with their open-ended relationship and answer to their feelings.

Midoriya loses his memory to a villain's quirk in senior year and re-meets his classmates for the first time. With 20x the confidence, he takes absolutely 0% of Bakugo's shit, and pushes back when Bakugo tries to push him around. Bakugo likes it. Uraraka/Asui is the side pairing.

Asami has an important mission: to subdue the Avatar and bring her to the Equalists. However, she finds herself in over her head when the Alpha of Alphas has a much greater effect on her than anticipated.

smutty or fluffy one-shots with some babes <3request page is chapter 1; requests are CLOSED!

Omegas are coveted members of society. Alphas and Betas alike have no restraint when it comes to an Omega and their alluring scent. In this society it is perfectly normally for an Omega to be taken at any time, as long as they are willing of course, but Omegas are cock hungry creatures and could never refuse a good dicking.

"If I win you have to give me a blowjob in the locker room after the game. ” James stepped back and reveled in the dark blush that appeared on his cheeks. Regulus Black was not easy to make blush. He looked absolutely indignant at the suggestion and whipped his head around to make sure no one had heard. When he decided that no one had, looking at the confused faces surrounding him, he seemed to relax a bit. He gritted out, “No fucking way.” James smirked at him tauntingly, “Oh is the big bad Slytherin afraid of a little bet?” Everyone knows the tragedy of Regulus Black and his bleak destiny, but what would've happened if he had someone to help him? What if he had found someone to save him from his destined watery grave? What if Regulus got to live past the age of eighteen? What if James Potter had fallen in love with him?

or "Hey, I could probably slip in one more sex scene huh?" An AU remix of 'Hannibal'. Where they both meet several years before the show, start dating, and get married. And bang, a lot. Just don't go in the basement.

By the start of his sixth year at Hogwarts, Draco had sort of gotten used to slipping under the radar of his fellow students. It was a natural side-effect of being a member of the closest circle of The Boy Who Lived, newly dubbed The Chosen One. So it was a bit of an understatement to say that he was surprised to have eyes following him down the corridors now, especially when one of those pairs was familiar and piercingly green.

Charlie and Nick go to the same university. They meet at a local gay bar, hit it off, and end up going to Nick’s apartment and…well, you know. The next day, Charlie is supposed to get a new roommate. I wonder who it could be?!?!?!?!???!?

When Draco, forced into sharing a room with Potter for the year, finds out that Potter has a sleepwalking problem, he expects the odd conversations and the weird games of chess. What comes as a complete shock are Potter's other activities...And why he seems so intent on having Draco join him. (Relax. It's just like a holiday Hallmark movie! ...With, uhm, sleepwanking.)

Taehyung felt like vomiting as the alpha crouched down in front of him, his big, intimidatingly muscular body still towering over him. He lifted his slender fingers to grip the omega’s chin and force him to look into those dark eyes that were emphasized by black paint smeared around his eye area.The nearly black orbs stared him down with such intensity that Taehyung couldn’t stop himself from letting out a whimper, so quiet that he hoped the alpha had missed it.Which clearly wasn't the case if the leader's amused expression was anything to go by.“Now, who do we have here, little omega?”, the alpha asked with a velvety voice that dripped with smugness and dominance as he was clearly basking in the omega’s fear and inferiority. or: The one in which Taehyung and Yoongi are biologist buddies on a trip to study the rain forest and due to a few unfortunate events (aka Taehyung's dumbness), they get captured by Jeongguk and his people living in an indigenous tribe completely isolated from civilization. From then on, hell breaks loose.

In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star. There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right? Right?

“Let’s end this,” Taehyung says, his face impassive, voice emotionless. Jeongguk turns around. “What?” Taehyung takes a deep breath, ignores the painful clench of his heart in his chest. “I said let’s end this. Let’s stop sleeping together. Let’s stop fucking.” “Why?” Jeongguk has the fucking audacity to ask that after stomping all over Taehyung’s heart, shattering it in a million pieces. “Because,” Taehyung starts, his voice cracking, “I want something real and this,” he gestures between Jeongguk and himself, “is far from it.” Or alternatively, Taehyung catches feelings and Jeongguk doesn't.

As Harry opens his mouth to scream, Lucius does as well. But the words that come out of their mouth are entirely different. When all Harry heard from himself was a gibberish cry, Lucius’ voice echoes loud and clear. “MY LORD, THERE’S A BABY IN HERE!”

Hannibal hires a hooker with the intention of eating him after he’s done fucking him. His plans change when he sees the hooker.

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In all the ways he thought about their reunion going, watching Louis finger himself open was not on the list.

“It’s an easy job.” He continues, as if Louis wants to listen. “Like I said, a few trips. Parties, students, nothing dramatic.” Louis gazes over to Harry. He’s looking thoughtful now, eyes on the green like he’s talking more to himself than Louis. “Clubbing, drinks. Whatever, the business is just a side thing.” That’s not how Louis remembers it to be, “You lying?” He honestly can’t tell. Harry shakes his head slowly, meeting Louis' eyes. “No,” He answers almost toneless. Harry clears his throat, “I won’t put you in any dangerous situation.” His voice is sincere, Louis can tell he means it, his jade green eyes glinting with truth. or,- Louis Tomlinson is a drug addict, sent away from his beloved party-scene to recover. There, he discovers that small towns have just as much access to drugs as London did, plus something even better that he just can't get enough of. That something is a boy with green eyes and bouncy curls named Harry Styles. -