non sex-repulsed asexual alastor (hazbin hotel)

After getting a side job as a button man for Rose(Rosie), Allen(Alastor's human name) summons Lucifer to make a deal with him so he could easily catch his victims and avoid getting injured while doing his good excuse for a job to kill more people as well as have his own little meal. But, when his mother started to get sick a year later, Allen makes an offer to the king of hell in desperation for her to see her hopes for him to come true before she passes, as well as acknowledging the confusing feelings he has been ignoring for the short king. +Previous title: In Your Honor

Lucifer KNOWS he shouldn't trust a word that Alastor says. And yet, Lucifer agrees to lay down for him anyway.

It’d been a long time since Lucifer shared a bed with someone. Technically, he didn’t even need to sleep and neither did any other sinner demons here. It was the lingering dregs of their humanity that made them think they did and most of them never bothered to give it up and why not? They had all of eternity to work on it and anyway, what else did they have to do?

You killed one man, and it ended up with you in Hell. Not only that, but your demon form is that of a vampire bat. I suppose another one BITES the dust, eh?

Alastor was tired. He’d been pushing himself a lot recently. He’s been running himself thin for a long time trying to keep up with the king of Hell. Lucifer was continuously trying to outdo him at every turn and it had Alastor working double time to try to stay one step ahead of him. When your opponent just so happens to be the most powerful being in hell, however, you find out quickly that you aren’t going to be able to stay one step ahead of him forever.

Too sensitive, too much, just enough. “Cry for me.” ----------------- Or Alastor lets Vox use hypnosis on him, and it works out better than he could've expected. Inspired by Princeliest's story, "Channel 666, Now Showing: Trust Us With YOUR Sex Life!"

The battle is over, the hotel is being rebuilt, and everything is coming up roses, as much as anything can grow in Hell. There's just one thing that's taking up entirely too much of Lucifer's thoughts. One thing or one person, and it's one hell of a distraction, no pun intended. Lucifer was supposed to be working on rebuilding and Alastor was supposed to be sleeping. So far, neither of them are doing what they should be, no surprise, there, was it? Neither of them have ever been very good at doing what they've been told. (spoilers for finale)

Alone in his room, Lucifer wants to deal with his lustful needs in peace -- but a certain Radio Demon keeps showing up in his fantasies. Or: Lucifer can't stop thinking about Alastor while getting himself off.