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Alastor was an ace of spades who had no fleshly desires at all — or so he thought. Then Lucifer Morningstar came along, and he felt things he’d never felt before. Lust. Fear. Desire. He felt threatened, and what better way to deal with a threat than to take control of that which was threatening, by any means necessary? Lucifer just wanted to be a good father to his daughter, Charlie. He never expected to be drugged to the point of weakness by one of her so-called “friends” and he certainly didn’t expect to become a victim of something as horrible and cruel as rape. What makes it worse is that the rape forces him to remember that his body is hermaphroditic in the worst way possible. Charlie just wants to reconnect with her father. But suddenly, he seems so small, so scared. Like a porcelain doll that will break if she so much as looks at him the wrong way. She doesn’t know what’s wrong — but she knows something IS wrong, and she wants, so badly, to help him. But how can she help him when he refuses to speak about it? And why is Alastor so much more coy and buddy-buddy than usual, too? Somehow, she thinks it’s connected to her father’s sudden meek temperament, and she doesn’t like it one bit.

The note is short. It reads:“Go to hazbin hotel and help Charlie before it's too late. Alastor is not the enemy.” (Lucifer gets a note from the future and is determined to change... something. The note isn't very specific, but he'll figure it out.)

Sex could be enjoyable. This was something new for Alastor. He thought for a while about whether he preferred sex to kissing and cuddling and came to the conclusion that he would be fine if he never had sex again, but if he never had to kiss and cuddle Lucifer again, he would rather die. (I suck at summaries, so here is a little preview of chapter 15) --------------------------------Summary:Lucifer stumbles upon (human) Alastor in the bayou and decides to have some fun. What should have been a non-recurring event quickly turns into regular encounters between the two of them as unexpected feelings start to bloom. Both of them having quite different approach to relationships, they are finding their ways and means to fulfill their love, manage the emotions that come with attachments and satisfy their desires. Heaven however, will not approve of their love and both of them still have deep wounds of their past. How far will they be willing to go out of love? Or: some plot, some smut and a ton of domestic and romantic fluff. (Warnings are mentioned in the notes. Skipsymbols to skip the smut, self-harm and past-abuse parts are in place for the more sensible audience.)

Alastor had a noose around his neck. There was only one person who could loosen it. *** Temptation had never strung Lucifer along. He was an angel of Heaven no matter what anyone else said, and he had never fallen whim to any of the sins that humans were so eager to do. And Alastor, a demon and a sinner who had fallen even further after death, was the most forbidden fruit of all. He was the very embodiment of blasphemy. But by God, did Lucifer want him.

This dance he had with Lucifer was a hinderance at the least, a game at most. He never expected to be cornered by the fallen angel, especially not in such a vulnerable state. He wanted absolutely nothing to do with Lucifer’s presence while he could feel his life-force draining from him. Or: Lucifer helps Alastor heal from his battle injuries, and Alastor learns something new about himself.

Alastor and Lucifer try to get along once the hotel is rebuilt, but things happen that make things ever more difficult. What will Lucifer do with the things that he learns about the demon? Then a new guest comes and rumors start to spread. Whatever shall the demon do in order to keep up appearances?

A month after the failed Extermination and things are looking up for Lucifer. He's moved in to reconnect with his daughter, he's beginning to rekindle his relationships with the other Sins, and he's finally taking a more active roll in Hell's politics. Lucifer is only a little burnt out from all the socializing and responsibilities after isolating himself for a hundred years. A little stress never killed anybody. He totally wasn't panicking at the thought Heaven deemed it a good idea to send three of his estranged brothers down to assess the potential of Charlie's Hazbin Hotel and he totally, absolutely wasn't worried about the fact that the only thing keeping him sane during their stay happened to be a pompous, cannibalistic Radio Demon with a knack of getting on every single one of his nerves. Yeah, Lucifer was totally fine. Spoiler Alert: Lucifer was absolutely not fine.

( takes place after season 1 ) ( lots of gore, sexual gore, you've been warned ) Lucifer calms down a ravenous Alastor after the battle against the exterminators, in helping him heal they try to learn to get along. And discover they have some mutual needs either one of them can help satiate in the mean time.

Many sinners will tell you just how frightening the King of Hell truly is. From the way he holds himself up in battle to the way he loves his daughter and wife. That's what the public said, anyway. He had to make Charlie happy. He had to, there was no other way about it. She was in fact his everything. He couldn't risk losing her again. Even if risking revealing the worst parts of himself to an unexpected, annoying, self-centered, certain Overlord.

Warning: Self Harm, Violence, Porn (a man w/ a pussy lol)Dom! Alastor, Sub! Lucifer ------ The atmosphere has forever changed since their first meeting. It starts firstly by fighting over Charlie’s affection as a father figure, but within a short period of time, the two constantly have an eye on each other. When the construction of the newly refurbished hotel was completed, particularly with a tower of their own on each side of the building, they were constantly within each other’s proximity. Ignorance soon turned to acknowledgment. Both having a protective outlook over Charlie, brought the both of them closer every day. From subtle greetings to long conversations, it was only a matter of time before they both started to develop a deeper connection. On the outside, Charlie was ecstatic to watch her father and one of her friends get along. It was rough at the beginning but she knew they would soon become friends. However, it wasn’t the notion of friendship bringing them together, it was sexual tension building. It was only a matter of time before a move was made. With one never experiencing it before and the other being lonely and pent up for over seven years, it was a ticking time bomb.

Alastor finds out Lucifer has deer ears and a fluffy tail. ^^ inspired by appleparty_sins art!Link: https://x.com/appleparty_sins/status/1560086159048511493?s=46

After the extermination, a wounded alastor is forced to meet up with the person who has his soul. The encounter takes away something he never thought he'd lose. Status: COMPLETESequel: Ongoing

It’d been a long time since Lucifer shared a bed with someone. Technically, he didn’t even need to sleep and neither did any other sinner demons here. It was the lingering dregs of their humanity that made them think they did and most of them never bothered to give it up and why not? They had all of eternity to work on it and anyway, what else did they have to do?

Lucifer and Alastor agree not get in each others way while Lucifer stays at the hotel, but things take an unexpected turn when Lucifer finds Alastor weak and wounded. Vox has been watching and isn’t liking what he see’s. Nothing will stop him for taking what is his, even the King of Hell himself. Written by WinterAsh94. Alastolas added as co-creator as they wrote two small sections later on :) .

With the battle against Adam won, things somewhat return to normal at the hotel, only Angel finds Vox's video of Alastor's battle and Charlie begs her father to go make sure he's okay. Lucifer's healing encounter with the Radio Demon has some unexpected complications which will force Alastor to face what happened to him while he was missing and cause an uproar that will shake all three realms.

Lucifer’s tongue caught the razor-sharp tip of Alastor’s tooth and golden blood spilled. Instead of wiping it away, Lucifer stared directly into Alastor’s eyes and leaned back in to lick the taste of his angelic blood into Alastor’s mouth. Sequel to "Guilty Pleasures" but can be read as a stand alone fic.

The battle is over, the hotel is being rebuilt, and everything is coming up roses, as much as anything can grow in Hell. There's just one thing that's taking up entirely too much of Lucifer's thoughts. One thing or one person, and it's one hell of a distraction, no pun intended. Lucifer was supposed to be working on rebuilding and Alastor was supposed to be sleeping. So far, neither of them are doing what they should be, no surprise, there, was it? Neither of them have ever been very good at doing what they've been told. (spoilers for finale)

Prompt made by turtleofthehallow on tumblr! “ I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice “ -- Alastor And Lucifer Tried to make a deal, a deal where Alastor Stays Away from the kings daughter, but Lucifer being the Clumsy Man he is, botched up the agreement. Now Alastor and Lucifer are Officially married and there's havoc everywhere Lucifer Doesnt know how to deal With. Being Alastor, he torments the man to a point that makes him burst how will they deal with this Accedential Consort ?

Alastor decides to play with the gender norms of the time, immaturely decides to become a nun and gets a disturbing surprise when entering a certain convent that is not as innocent as it seems.