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Naruto’s friends are gone, his lover is dying, Konoha is destroyed, and Madara’s second return has pushed the entire world to the brink. Hunted and harried, Naruto is sent back in time to upend Madara’s plan before it even starts, and sets about changing everything. Butterfly effect nothing: the world is at stake, and Naruto is hardly about to let it fall to ruin once more. Not while he’s still breathing.

"Oh dear," came Alfred's surprised voice from the stairs, and all of them turned to look at him. His face was a little pale as he stared at all the boys, Jason's huge t-shirt, Tim's dress, Damian wrapped in a spare cape that was in the batmobile. At least Dick was able to fit into Tim's Red Robin pants, and Jason in Damian's Robin pants. Had Bruce been a lesser man, he would've said 'dear god, help'. All it took now was for their eyes to meet before Alfred composed himself.

It is a unique and somewhat unhelpful talent, but Stiles can fall asleep anywhere.

This is a collection of 26 stand-alone short stories - one for each letter of the alphabet - that explore the many sexy relationships of our favorite angel and his boyfriend. Each story is be between 3,000 - 8,000 words. Tags are added for each chapter. The title and notes of each chapter will give you an idea of what it's about so feel free to skip around if you'd like.

"What's your name?" It wasn't even a line. He was just pretty and Bucky wanted a name to go with that face. With that strong jawline. With those deep blue eyes. A little smirk, "Steve." Awww, Steve. He looked like a Steve. Bucky pursed his lips in a way he hoped was attractive, "You should buy me a drink." ______College Student Bucky finds himself immediately attracted to Steve. He knows that Steve's a bit older than him, and that Steve himself is put off by the age difference. . . But that doesn't stop Bucky from wanting to climb him like a tree.AKA a Sugar Daddy AU that no one was asking for.

When Arthur wakes up from surgery, completely loopy from the anesthetics, he doesn’t recognise Merlin, but thinks he's really quite lovely.

Sam goes to Stanford. His new roommate, Castiel, turns out to be very interesting indeed.

Clark has known the identity of the Batman for over a year, and has been dating the man behind the mask for a fourth of that time. Really though, when Clark began dating Bruce Wayne, he thought he'd signed up for tedious galas and simpering socialites. What he gets instead is a family, heartbreak, and enough love to fill his stupid big heart right up to the very brim.

[[... porn.]] Or, the one where Steve wants to talk to Tony about something important.

“Oh, my GOD,” Karen said. Peter blinked at her. Karen blinked at him, mouth hanging open. Matt sighed, and said, “Peter. Mask.” Said mask was still in the kitchen, where Foggy had wrestled it off of the young vigilante earlier, armed with disinfectant and cotton buds and a vicious need to nurture dumbass super-humans. Peter sank low on his haunches, until only his huge eyes and fluffy hair could be seen over the top of the couch. “Whoopsie.”

He hated to admit it- loathed to admit it, but Deku was a good roommate- a wonderful roommate, really- but apparently, even he- the pride of Japan- the Symbol of Hope-isn’t without fault. His first and only true flaw as a housemate appears one night a couple of months in.-And that's when he hears it. That's when it all goes wrong.

Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting. Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.

In a world where he didn’t die at the bridge, Obito is a loyal Konoha shinobi, even if his Konoha is practically gone. Rather than die at the hands of Orochimaru, Obito triggers an experimental time-space jutsu that sends him across dimensions, into a world where his counterpart went insane and Kakashi is mystifyingly different.

When Scorpius Malfoy and Jamie Potter meet at Quidditch camp, they take an instant dislike to each other. Then they discover their lives are more connected than they could possibly imagine.

Stiles Stilinski met Derek Hale when he was 7 years old, after Derek helped him scare a bully away. They became the unlikeliest of friends, and it changed everything.

Jim invites Spock to his high school reunion for moral support.

“I can see you don’t believe me,” Harry says, pretending to be stern. Louis chuckles a little but doesn’t get out of the bed. “Anyway, I texted Liam and told him you’re with me. He said to stay here as long as you need, and he’ll deal with the show over there until you want to come back, all right?” Louis doesn’t say anything again so Harry whispers, “Just stay here with me for a while, yeah? I’ll take care of you.” Louis is quiet. He never picks his head up, but Harry can see the pillow move from where he’s nodding and his fingers tighten around Harry’s. “Yeah,” Louis says. “Yeah, all right.”

Dean wakes up with the knowledge that he's been cursed by the witch he had been hunting, and while he easily accepts the fact that he's in the hospital he isn't so quick on the uptake for his physical changes. Suddenly he's being adopted by two men who keep calling themselves "Papa" and "Daddy" and with bottles, baby carriers and diapers comes the realization that he's been turned into an infant. The curse will last one year. And if after one year Dean finds that he truly hates his situation, then he’ll transform back into an adult. No strings attached. If he learns to like it, well, let’s just say Sam and Cas won’t have to worry about adoption any time soon. Problem is, Dean won’t be able to convince the curse away, because it’s going to be his heart that makes the final decision.

Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest, this is the version where it's all Sherlock & John. Also it is a big mistake on my part. SEX VIGNETTES.

All Castiel wants for Christmas is to cuddle, is that really too much to ask?

Peter realises how much New York cares about Spider-Man.

"Okay. So. Kids. It can't be too hard, right? People dumber than us raise kids all the time. Not much to them. Just feed them, water them, distract them with shiny things and make sure they aren't unsupervised for too long. Speaking of which, how long has tiny-spawn been alone in your kitchen?" Steve and Tony (and The Avengers!) from the movie!cast + child!Peter Parker with a very AU backstory involving genetic experimentation aboard an abandoned space station (but that doesn't--strangely enough--feature all that heavily).

At twelve years old, Dean makes a friend, who becomes his best friend, who will eventually become the love of his life.

Stiles made the decision that Derek was his new best friend (and that he'll one day marry him) the day he shared his dinosaur chicken nuggets with him.

To his horror, Sam discovers that he's a stealth!snuggler.

Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.

Stiles wants to fist bump Danny but he's pretty sure he'd just end up punching himself in the eye so he refrains. "It's not really a relationship anyway. It's more a foes with benefits type deal." "Except that you're completely in love with him," Lydia says to her manicure. "Except that I'm... wait, what?"

harry meets louis at a basketball game. he doesn’t know why everyone seems to think that they’re an item (aside from, maybe, the hundred paparazzi photos of them that come out the next morning).

Captured and sold into slavery, omega brothers Sam and Dean are the main attractions at Alastair's. When they aren't fighting in the pits or warming the beds upstairs, they find what comfort they can in each other's arms. Castiel Novak, an alpha with a talent for killing and taking down the omega slavehouses targeted by his family, takes one look at Dean and knows he'll do whatever it takes to make Dean his. But when Castiel learns just how close the two brothers are, and just how deep their wounds run, will he be able to love them as they are?

The one in which Arthur works in finances and his suits are various (two) shades of grey, Merlin works in advertisement and has no boundaries whatsoever, Morgana drinks rum, Mithian stages a coup, Agravaine is aggravating, and Elena's house is amazing. Also, Andy Warhol is mentioned in vain, and Arthur and Merlin fall in love in Victorian era style.

"You said he should have a hobby. That it would help." "I meant, like, knitting or coin collecting. Motocross, if he was feeling antsy. A baby's not a hobby. It's lifetime commitment."

Prince Harold Edward Styles Lancaster is second in line to the throne of Great Britain. He is also your average Uni student- or he tries to be, anyway. With a promise from the press (and his father) that they'll leave him alone for four years, he sets out to be a student at Cambridge, when he meets his very normal, very working class, very handsome suite-mate, Louis Tomlinson. Louis makes Harry feel more like a person than he ever has before, which might cause some issues later on- 'cause Harry has a secret that he's only told his sister Gemma about. Little does he know though, that Louis has some secrets of his own. A Will & Kate Au- with a twist.

Dean has nothing left to give. He's run down, worn out, empty. Castiel and Gabriel have been waiting for the opportunity to teach him how to take. (Basically drawn out schmoopy sex.)

Tim really, really likes it when Jason comes inside him.

Bucky takes care of Steve.