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Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:3 FourLokos+ 1 peer-pressuring cat- 1 best bro to end all best bros= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".Derek is the fool who replies.

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CLOSED AGAIN! SORRY Have you ever wanted to read about a pairing doing whatever you wanted? Well this is the story for you! I'll write whatever you want, with any pairing! (See rules) If you are looking for a specific pairing, try clicking “Entire Work” and then use your web browser’s “Find on Page” tool and search the desired character’s name. I didn’t initially think I would have this many chapters (and these chapters are targeted towards the person who requests them), so I apologize for not making it easier to navigate!

I am taking requests. I am making some spicy and some not so spicy. Sorry for the grammar mistakes, and I am sorry if they suck. I am also doing tags as I go. In this book, I have stories with smut and some stories without smut. If you have a request for me just write it in the comments 😊

Dean Winchester's life is... well, it's not great. He's a gym teacher, he's in his thirties, and he can't seem to keep any part of his life straight. When the aftermath of a one-night stand goes awry, Dean is dragged kicking and screaming out of his cozy little closet and into the harsh light of reality. Enter: Castiel Novak, the new history teacher, who knows full well that life gets crappy when you don't allow yourself to live it in the way it needs to be lived.

Y/n and her friends all take edibles and she ends up feeling a deep ache that she needs filled up. When she sneaks off to take care of the problem, Archie follows and it leads to Y/n using him as a sex toy for her own gain. Getting more turned on by watching herself in the mirror than anything to do with him.

you’re going to want to know…what it tastes like or Max has snake bite piercings and Bradley cannot handle it.

“What the fuck is that?” Taehyung’s daemon blinks up at Jeongguk and tilts its head, bumping Taehyung’s leg as its eyebrows tilt in distress. It leaps (shockingly high) to land in Taehyung’s arms and then hides its face in his sweater, and Taehyung holds it close, protective. Taehyung stares at the trembling creature in his arms and then looks back at Jeongguk, eyes flashing with anger and hurt. “How dare you?” “Oh my god, Guk, you can’t just ask people what their daemon is,” Seokjin scolds. In which souls manifest as animal creatures outside the body, Taehyung and Jeongguk start off on the wrong foot, and despite everyone's best efforts, Cooky and Tata fall in love.

DAY TWELVE: TATTOO SHOP AU Bucky's a bit of a masochist in that sense – needles and the buzz of a tattoo gun have always turned him on... It’s even worse that this client is what they call a ‘needle virgin’. Doesn’t appear to have a piercing anywhere on him (although Bucky could still be surprised; you never know what people have hiding under their clothes), and he’s already made it clear that he has no prior ink. Bucky’s always found something inherently sexy about being the first person to introduce another to that experience. Not all people like it; some can only handle the one tattoo and then they’re done for good, never seen again. Others have the tendency to come back, and Bucky always feels a small sense of pride when he watches those select clients getting more and more added to their bodies – now in love with the art form. And if they happen to be getting tattooed by Clint, or Natasha, or Logan, there’s always that feeling of, But my art went on you first. He has absolutely no problem popping this guy's needle cherry.

The number one rule in the Teller house had always been; stay away from dad’s bike. But that rule couldn't possibly count when Y/n's dad wasn't planning to come home for a couple of days. He'd never know if she gave in to a reoccurring fantasy and used his bike as a sex toy, right?

His bed was familiar, comfortable, warm. He never wanted to leave it. To face this town ever again.So he just...didn’t get up.He never imagined who would have the biggest problem with that decision to succumb.----After Eddie is humiliated at graduation by the town who still believes him to be the murderer, he breaks. He recluses.Steve isn't taking his shit for a second, and he's not letting Eddie's fire burn out.

Penelope Garcia starts a group text for the members of the BAU. They all share and learn more about their resident genius. Light-hearted text fic with far too many dirty jokes.

He'd had a favorite cow--Henry--and made sure to milk and brush her every day. Ever since Henry was a calf, he wanted to learn how to care for her hooves so they wouldn't grow out too much. He hadn't been alive for the Great War. It had ended two years before he was born, but he heard horror stories, and was more than thankful he wouldn't have to deal with getting drafted. His life wasn't the best, but it certainly wasn't the worst! His parents weren't overly strict, and the worst punishment he ever got was being sent on outhouse duty, which was typically reserved for his father. He was sure he'd have gotten worse if he touched a drop of anny before he turned 15. (Didn't even taste that good when his father offered him a drink at the age of 16. He supposed it tasted better the more you drank.) Then the Great Depression hit. (Or, the ghost fic where Bench Trio each die in the same house ~30 years apart. SBI move into the house, and the ghosts are not pleased.)[We have a Discord now!! Still active tho the fic's discontinued. sept 16th, still going!!!!!]DO NOT USE AI TO FINISH THIS I LEFT THE NOTES FOR A REASON (THAT REASON IS SO YOU CAN WRITE MORE IF YOU WANT)

Have you ever noticed something and then never stopped noticing it? Like the wool was removed from your eyes, and you cannot stop seeing it. Katsuki felt like his world was shattering. After an interview leaves him questioning, "What is a hero?" he starts to notice things about Izuku's life. Like, it wasn't just him trying to toughen the nerd up. He sometimes came to class with more bruises than when he left, and how Izuku never really ate. After learning how some people are treated in a quirk-based society and how little anyone is willing to help. Katsuki makes it his mission to save his first and only friend.

September 1982The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.Everything is going well for Sirius Black.Everything but love. ORSirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.

Clarke doesn't make it back in time to be on the rocket. Neither does Murphy.

Derek is a complete and utter fool. He’s been so focused on trying to make sure his family will think Stiles is his boyfriend he’s been blind to the fact that he’s been treating Stiles like his mate. That he wants Stiles to be his mate. ~*~The conclusion to The Only Exception.

Bucky Barnes leads quite the charmed life. He has a thriving tattoo shop, a son he adores, the world’s best dogs, and a great group of friends — almost all of whom are in relationships. And maybe he'd been the one nudging them towards each other, but there's nothing wrong with a little match-making. The world could use more romance. As for him personally, well, he doesn’t need anyone for the long haul. Not when every girl he meets is someone who he thinks would be perfect for someone else. But then Steve Rogers comes into his shop looking for some ink, and maybe that’s the problem right there. Maybe what he's looking for in a relationship isn't a girl at all.

Crowley has one goal: sell the run-down lodge in the Cascades that his uncle left him in his will. He doesn't expect to meet someone like Aziraphale, the kind handyman working on his uncle's property who turns out to be more of an enigma than Crowley first thought.

You've landed in the Underground. The only thing left to do is go forward. You're interrupted by a skeleton in a black and red coat. His name is Sans. “im actually sapposed ta be on watch fer humans right now. but…” Sans' smirk turns predatory. “i could be persuaded ta not kill ya-“ you gulp at that. “—if ya give me somethin’ i want.” You are a human in the Underground with nothing to offer other than your body and your soul. He wants to fuck. Goddamn, is this a hentai or something? This can’t be real life. Underfell AU. Gender neutral reader. FULL of smut. Plot heavy in later chapters.

“I like getting fucked,” Jimin said. “I like getting fucked good.” Taehyung blinked, eyes glittering through long, dark eyelashes before he swung the bass over the chair arm, resting it against its back. “You know something, flower? You gotta be good to get fucked good.”

Chief of Police, Charlie Swan, of Forks, WA, was not prepared for a girl like Holly, from nowhere.

Derek sighs, frustrated, not yet willing to resign himself to his fate of an arranged relationship even though it’s seeming more and more inevitable. He forces the whole ordeal out of his mind and stares hard at his laptop, re-reading the same sentence over and over again, trying to stare it into submission, when a familiar scent distracts him, jolts him out of his pitiful attempt to focus. Through the heavy haze of rich coffee and warm cookies that fills the café he can smell that weed-tinged spice and fresh citrus, cool rain water and the slight hint of another werewolf. Vivid memories flash and fill his senses: the way that scent sweetened with mouth-watering arousal, the solid, steady thrum of a wildly quickened pulse, running his tongue over intricate tattoos, throaty mewls of pleasure punctuated with muttered curses and pleas not to stop, a firm, tight ass bouncing against his thighs. Stiles Stilinski.

After falling from the tree didn't do the trick, Evan begins to seek out another solution. A partner. Peer pressure to get the job done. He spends several weeks trolling a website with a section called Suicide Partners after breaking his arm. He finds a potential match in someone else who is looking to make sure they actually pull the trigger this time (metaphorically speaking). Three guesses whose message Evan responds to. It's Connor's, of course. Inspired by My Heart and Other Black Holes

A bunch of different ships and stories based on my 2020 Kinktober prompts.

There are rumors that the local 23-year old small-time drug dealer is a sexual predator, but not everyone has heard them. A group of middle schoolers (12-13 years old) is in the very beginning stages of messing around with drugs and alcohol. When one of them has a scary and confusing experience obtaining weed, things devolve from there. The tomboy—and only girl of the group—ends up in a difficult position after her friends assume she’s a slut. This is a story about what happens when entitlement and hormones mix.

Little writings I've done for my tumblr blog. Just a collection of one shots. All various Tony pairings.

A collection of moments set across Even and Isak's new life together, taking place in and around season 4 (and now beyond) Alt er love <3 Isak frowns, rolling over to bury his face into the soft pillow beneath his head. Up until that point, he’d still been asleep, Even’s long fingers gently brushing down the curve of his spine, lulling him into a carefree, floating state. There’s something magical about the way Even touches him- Isak swears that there’s some kind of mystical power his boyfriend is hiding. It shouldn’t be normal that every time Even’s skin brushes against his, every electrolyte in his body lights up and starts firing on all cylinders. Even moves his hand away, and Isak feels like he’s going to implode.

Remus Lupin has had a rough time landing on his feet anywhere, but when he gets new foster parents, Fleamont and Euphemia Potter, everything changes. The 16 year old Michigan native gets the chance to attend Black Lake Prep in California with his new foster parents son, opening doors for him. It's his chance to learn with the smartest, but it's also his chance to finally open up to others. Between Friday night football games, prank wars, rigorous course works, and weird mind games, he manages to find new friends and maybe even a few romantic entanglements. Things of Note:-I intend for this to be long-American Marauders. Super duper American. This never would have happened if I tried making them British.-This is my first fic so yeah.-I can be found on tiktok @stardustandmagic-F JKR and I hope that I can play a small role in making these characters everything that she didn't want them to be Enjoy!-Q

Deadpool definitely wanted the Spidey-shaped forbidden fruit, and his want drowned out the voices screeching against his amygdala that if he snooped then Spidey would never forgive him and he’d lose his best friend, future father of his babies, the carne asada in his burrito, and so forth. He did it anyway, because Deadpool didn’t make wise decisions. - Peter finds out Wade's secret Identity. Wade finds out Peter's. Neither tells the other. Cue shenanigans.

Louis and Harry have known each other all their lives. Friends as children, they danced around each other as teenagers, and have spent the last twenty-five years either screaming at each other or not speaking at all. Except for that one time ten years ago… When Hurricane Nicole threatens the coast, they end up stuck together in their families' old vacation home that they begrudgingly co-own. During the storm, and in the months after, they’re both forced to reevaluate their history and what they mean to each other.

Standing next to not-Derek – whoa, holding not-Derek’s hand? – is someone who looks remarkably like Stiles. Is Stiles, a slightly-altered replica, just like this guy both is and isn't Derek. It’s not like looking into a mirror – one, because looking into a mirror actually makes some kind of sense, and two, because not-Stiles looks older too, mid twenties maybe. And the tips of his short, spiky hair are dark purple, and he’s got a lip ring and he’s shirtless and covered in tattoos and what the holy hell? “Time travel?" He's sufficiently freaked. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he hears his dad laughing. “Not exactly,” not-Derek says, and shit, even his voice sounds exactly the same, disconcertingly gentle. He gestures behind him, and Stiles looks over his shoulder, where behind him, scattered across the porch and in the front yard, are more…Dereks and more Stileses. Fourteen total, including the two at the door, he notes distantly, eyes feeling like they’re about to pop out of his head from bulging so hard. Seven other Dereks. Seven other Stileses. Seven Derek and Stiles pairs.

You knew going to Touya Todoroki’s party was a bad idea. A terrible one, in fact. He’d bullied you since you started at uni: tearing your backpack open, dumping your notes on the floor, knocking books out of your hands, grabbing your ass and tits, tripping you in the halls, spreading vicious rumors about you that left you with one friend. The same friend who’d convinced you to come to this stupid party. She said you needed to get out, mingle with people and let them get to know the real you. She’d promised to be by your side all night and that Touya rarely did more than smoke week in his father’s study. Apparently, his whole family was out of town. And apparently, they left him alone with the house often.

A collection of short, kinky drabbles for this most spookiest of Octobers. Each chapter is separate, labelled appropriately, and all stories with triggering content will have warnings in the beginning to allow for safe browsing.

Only one precious week of winter break remains. Siblings Guy (16) and Mila (12) decide to spend it playing video games. ***UPDATE (7/26): We wander deeper in.