I Could Use Another Cigarette
Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you’re juggalo blessed with the gift to hear the Mirthful Messiahs.
Your name is David Strider, and you have the most unimaginable crush on your older brother.
Your name is Tavros Nitram, and you were raped by your female friend.
Your name is Cronus Ampora, and you're a transgendered male in a homophobic society.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you've been infected with HIV since birth.
Your name is John Egbert, and you're a gay teenager living under the roof of a strict Catholic father.
Your name is Latula Pyrope, and your boyfriend has been mentally disabled since you got into a car crash.
Your name is Sollux Captor, and you have to live with severe, unmedicated bipolar disorder.
Your name is Kanaya Maryam, and you have to look perfect.