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“Hey, Zoro, I don’t think I’ve ever asked before – do your earrings mean anything?” Zoro rolled his eyes and turned back to his food, shrugging. “No real meaning to ‘em. Just exactly what you see: three swords. Thought it looked cool.” “What about the other one?” Zoro just grabbed a fork full of rice. “Wedding band.” -- Or, the one in which the strawhats find out that somehow, at some point, RORONOA ZORO, local grump and all around non-romantic, is literally MARRIED

Les pèlerins: pilgrims; travelers on a journey to a holy place. Hermione Granger refused to believe in fate.She’d had enough of destiny and prophecies to last a lifetime.But try as she may, she felt, sometimes, that an invisible golden thread stretched out and away from her.All she could do was follow it.

It’s been 5 years since the end of the war, but less than a week since Rita Skeeter outed Harry on the front page of The Prophet — and made some rather scandalous insinuations about him and his blond former nemesis. A chance (or is it?) encounter on a street corner reveals just how much has changed… and what remains the same. An over-sized courgette, some olive oil, a bottle of wine, and Ed Kowalczyk make things extra interesting.

AU. Tony Stark is the Top Forensic Scientist at S.H.I.E.L.D. and possibly in the world - if he does say so himself - there’s only one person he’s come up against and can’t beat: international criminal mastermind Loki Laufeyson. He’s gotten close but Loki always has a lackey to throw in front of the blame. He’s completely untouchable and if Loki wasn’t his enemy than Tony would be marvelling at and adoring his genius. But Tony can’t, because he’s a good guy, he has morals and a duty to the public that he’s trying to protect. Loki Laufeyson, however, is equally fascinated and he doesn’t do anything other than what he wants. COMPLETE.

A Collection of Stories of Steve being horny and fucking (or getting fucked by) anything in sight. (Formerly Known as Steve Fucks Everything.)

Because what's past can't be forgotten.

Little did they know, their relationship was very real. And Katsuki was a jealous lover. He would rip through the greenette's suitors like tissue paper, snarling in their faces while Deku watched on, amused. Then they would go back home, and Katsuki would show him exactly who he belonged to. He loved those moments. Loved them so much, that sometimes...he had to initiate them.

You XiaoMo suddenly finds the smell of Demon Fruits delicious, leading Ling Xiao to wonder if his little wife is pregnant.

Stiles is a freelance comic book designer/digital artist currently working from home before the famous Hale Publishing House announces an opening for a job description his skills fit. He makes new friends, learns more than he could have anticipated and beyond everything meets his temporary team leader: Derek, which the whole office seems to think is an odd creature. He can't figure out the guy no matter what he does, perhaps Derek's secrets go way deeper than anyone realizes.

Katherine Hurst is a student of the Mystic Arts at the New York Sanctum. When her mentor, Stephen Strange, realizes magic is the cause for the alarming number of patients with amnesia showing up at the local hospital, he asks for her help researching possible causes. An ancient relic, thought to be locked in the vaults on Asgard, seems to be the cause, but without a way to confirm their suspicions, they find themselves at a stalemate. Until Thor and Loki show up on their doorstep, that is. *COMPLETE*

Dinner time at a diner? Busy - which is why Barry shouldn't be too surprised when he ends up sitting with someone in a booth. He just didn't expect it to be Mick Rory.

While staying over at Victor and Yuuri's, Chris decides it's a good idea to have a dinner with the Russian skaters. As they decide to go to a classy place everyone is wearing formal clothes, so when Mila ends up messing up her dress before they leave it seems like they will have to cancel, as there is no way she could wear anything from either Victor or Yuuri. Right? Wrong!

Regina invites Emma to a nice, friendly, innocent dinner. Little does Emma know...Regina has her own plans for the course of the meal.

Written for a twitter prompt. Greg is working at the Yard after a case and is typing up a report, Mycroft picks him up and takes him on a date and Greg doesn't realise and thinks something's wrong. Mycroft explains and they go from there.

Meeting parents isn't a big deal, right? Well Javier and Kevin are both about to find out.

Jensen, Jared, Misha, Mark S. (mentioned), Rich, and Rob are in Italy for JibCon. Staying in town after the convention's over, they go out to dinner. After a good meal at an out-of-the-way restaurant, everyone's pretty mellow and enjoying themselves. Misha decides to kiss Jensen in front of their mutual friends. Includes everyone's reaction when they realize they aren't joking around, this time. And the aftermath at the hotel.

"You cooked," Pepper says. For a prompt at comment_fic: Iron Man 2, Tony/Pepper, they were so close to getting through an entire evening without being interrupted by a super villain.

Jimmy is our local sheriff with a bit of a drinking problem. Fwhip is our local stalker. What happened if goblin Fwhip and sheriff Jimmy were both from season one originally and Fwhip didn't want Jimmy to leave again? (basically I made fwhip and Jim both from empires season 1 and they go back to the kind destroyed land and Fwhip decides to keep Jim with him at all times and pretend that Empires season 2 never happened and he wants Jimmy to just love him.)

In place of all of Sherlock's usual experimental equipment were two maroon place mats set with plates and cutlery.

Jared and Jensen have their first proper dinner party and things go terribly wrong.

After the dissolution of her engagement and the crap week that follows, Molly just wants something to go well. So when she gets a bouquet of flowers from an unknown person she expects the worst since that’s the way her life seems to be going at the moment. But when Sherlock reveals it’s Janine who sent the flowers and Janine tells her she thought Molly could use something to brighten her day after the hell Sherlock put her through because she understands, Molly’s life takes a turn she didn’t quite expect it to.

Awkward blind dates in Middle Earth Ep 1 Thranduil (completed)Ep 2 Azog (in progress) I was watching the British tv-series Dinner Date and couldn’t help wondering what it would look like in Middle Earth :D English is not my mother tongue and this is my first fanfic that I post here, so please don’t take me to Isengard :O

“Captain Levi!” Sasha shouts, almost dropping the dishes she’s holding. “Eren’s disappeared!”“I’ll go look for Eren.” Mikasa interjects.“Wait a minute: I know how to find him.” Jean stops her, attracting the attention of all the young soldiers seated at the table, and receiving a look… Bored? Interested? It’s impossible to interpret Captain Levi’s expressions.After making sure he has everyone’s attention, Jean takes a deep breath and stands up.“What’s he doing?” Sasha whispers, now sitting next to Connie.”

This is entirely self-comforting fluff to handle the pain a poor Billy Bones fan has to suffer in season 4. I needed my fluffy, domestic ace husbands - and a lighthearted John Silver - to wrap my wounded fangirl heart in a comforting AU blanket. But in this fic, poor Ned needs it more than I do. Warning for cavities and crying <3 If you're a fan of History Channel's "Vikings" and remember Tadhg Murphy's role Arne, or have seen this awesome actor in another role than Ned Low, "my" Ned will be far closer to those than the Ned Low character. And Billy is definately not a "Black Sails season 4 Billy".

You try to cook to the Avengers, but you can’t reach the shelves.