مهزلة

لم يقصد هيرميون جرانجر ودراكو مالفوي أبدًا تفجير أعمال حياتهم، ولكن هذا ما ذهبوا وفعلوه. الآن هم محاصرون منذ 200 عام، مع تايم ترنر المكسور، وصندوق السعوط المفقود، وحفنة من البنات المؤهلات بشكل مفرط، وقزم المنزل في سترة محبوكة. سيتطلب الأمر القوة المشتركة لذكائهم المتحمسين لإعادتهم إلى الوطن، إذا توقفوا عن الجدال لفترة كافية لاستخدامهم. كما اتضح، التاريخ هو مجرد حادث ملعون تلو الآخر. لمحبي هاري بوتر وجين أوستن وكوني ويليس، فيلم كوميدي رومانسي تاريخي عن الزمن، والخروج منه بحق الجحيم.

Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters." "A club," said Kakashi, flat. "Yep. A... babysitter's club." "I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all. "Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper. "In red and black." "Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table. He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito. --- (Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)

"But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines. Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..." "They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps. "Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito. "Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away. "I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him. ---- (A soulmate bodyswap AU)

The last thing Vesemir expected when he broke his hip (caused by slipping in his kitchen, of all things) was to meet the future love of Geralt’s life. Now all he had to do was subtly convince Geralt and Jaskier of the fact.

إذا كان هناك أي مبدأ تؤمن به فاني من كل قلبها، فهو أن أختها الكبرى الرائعة المتسلطة من المفترض أن تكون هنا، معها، على هذه الأرض، لأطول فترة ممكنة. حيث ستقوم ليدي فاني فوكس بإنقاذ الدكتور داوكينز وإنقاذ أختها إذا كان هذا هو آخر شيء تفعله. إذا أراد الدكتور رينسفورد سنيد أن يأتي في الرحلة (على مضض، يشكو طوال الوقت)، فهذه هي مشكلته.

A ripple of anticipation ran through the crowd as Director Leon Vance made an appearance on the walkway outside MTAC. He was accompanied by the redheaded Secretary of the Navy, Sarah Porter, and an obviously reluctant and seething Assistant Director Owen Granger. Pride thought that he seemed barely able to contain his fury. It was time for the daily proclamation of banned words.

Kathryn hasn't been following protocol lately and consequences ensure. This is my attempt at a farce. A farce is a comedy that aims at entertaining the audience through situations that are highly exaggerated, extravagant, and thus improbable. Farce is also characterized by physical humor, the use of deliberate absurdity or nonsense.