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美國聯合澳大利亞哈利·斯泰爾斯是來自富有的斯泰爾斯家族體育王朝的兄弟男足球明星。是足球迷中的名人，他知道如何打球，他知道如何派對，他知道如何交手（這些都在他的粉絲們中都很著名）。 路易斯·湯姆林森是學生和運動員，但他與哈利的相似之處結束於此。路易斯聰明、專注、獨立，對哈利的魅力完全不感興趣，在足球統治的世界中是一個異常。 對這對夫婦的投注，他們可能比他們最初想像的更相似，將他們聚集在一起。莎士比亞，芭蕾舞，迪士尼，足球，圖書館聊天，跑步，意外用湯匙，勇敢死神和多米諾比薩都融合成了一個大的友誼弗拉普奇諾，但最終誰會贏？

戰爭結束後，德拉科馬爾福尋求避免麻瓜世界中的殘酷。一對友好的麻瓜夫婦將他承擔，但有一個問題：他們想和他們最好的朋友赫敏格蘭傑約會。 或者，麻瓜的朋友赫敏格蘭傑肯定會有的那種問題，不會接受否定的答案。

Vecna is dead. It's the summer after the party's freshman year. Steve Harrington spends it in the Family Video Store, and Eddie Munson is spending post-graduate life bothering him. And maybe Steve isn't as bothered as he used to be.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

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Approaching his last semester as a student of U.A., Izuku is almost looking forward to whatever kind of "team-building exercise" that Aizawa has planned, before Classes 3-A and 3-B are combined into one super-class. He's looking forward to getting to know some of the members of 3-B better! He doesn't quite understand why he's been put in a group with six women for this exercise, but they're all capable heroes-to-be (even if they're all distractingly attractive), so he won't complain! Before the exercise even begins, a stranger approaches Izuku, and before he knows what's happening, he and the six girls are sent somewhere strange, waking up in a prehistoric paradise that doesn't quite make sense. Unfortunately, it seems like their clothes didn't make the trip! What are these seven students to do, when they're stuck together for who knows how long? Well, they're certainly going to get closer, that's for sure.

The Straw Hats get an opportunity to watch their show. Join them as they try to wrap their heads around everything that has happened, and figure out the extent of their trauma. Laughter, fights, and tears ensue. Russian translation in progress (ficbook)

Thirteen years after Draco accepts Potter's help escaping the horror of his sixth year, he returns to England where he makes the unfortunate discovery that Potter is still as obnoxious as ever. And worse, more than a decade overseas hasn't been enough to dim Draco's obsession with him.

Kara has officially decided: Lena Luthor is her hot girl bummer.College AU where Kara and Lena can’t stand each other, but still end up sleeping together every weekend. It turns into friends with benefits. And then, someone catches feelings. . . . . . . . “Love can’t really be kept though,” Kara says. “It can only be given.” “To give something is to lose something,” Lena retorts. “No, it’s not,” Kara says, and Lena can practically feel her frowning. “It’s … to trust, to trust that you’ll get it back.”

(Smut + Romance)You unexpectedly become the newest addition to the coveted content house Offline TV, and now you have the chance to pursue all the beautiful girls you've previously only seen online. A whole new world has opened up to you, and you intend to make the most of it. How will you fare in a world of internet fame, secret relationships, and irresistible women? Disclaimer: This story's characters take the names of real people, but it is not intended to represent or make any commentary about them. This is a work of fiction, and is not meant to defame, purge, or humiliate anyone.

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米多利亞對自己的生活完全滿意。不，他二十七年裡沒有一個遺憾他特別是在近十年後遇到了他的童年老朋友/欺凌，也不後悔把咖啡倒在他看起來非常昂貴的西裝上。死在沒有後悔的情況下真是太好了~~~~ AKA 糖爸爸 AU 我想要做一次的，變成了一個全面的故事。

“I’m in love,” Oikawa declared, succumbing to the warm embrace of his arms once more, burying his head deep within the confines. “You’re dating someone? Oh shit, I didn’t know that,” Kuroo whistled. “I wish,” Oikawa responded with a sigh, memory flashing back to the handsome stranger and his green eyes, warm complexion, and those arms – “Oh, so it’s that kind of love. Alright, hit me. What’s his name?” Oikawa’s face twisted down in an offended glare. “You don’t know his name?” Kuroo asked carefully, lips teetering on the edge of a smile. “Not yet, but I will. Mark my words, the next time he comes in here I’m going to get his name and his number,” Oikawa announced firmly. “That is, if he comes back. You know, this could have been a one time thing,” Bokuto reminded unhelpfully. “I take back what I said earlier. I’m firing you,” Oikawa deadpanned.

Greenhorn pro-heroes Izuku and Katsuki get thrown into a future where they're happily dating. To Izuku, it's like waking up into a dream. To Katsuki, it's a living nightmare. Izuku struggles to cope with this. Or; this is how their future selves knock some sense into the wonder duo.

Jean Kirschtein is not entirely sure why they need someone to clean the pool when no-one ever seems to swim in the darn thing, but when his socialite mother just can't stop ogling the new pool boy, Jean realises she might not be the only one. Apparently balancing a growing relationship with the freckled pool boy is harder than it looks, when coupled with a more than dysfunctional family life, a cheating scumbag for a father, and a seriously lonely existence. An AU of equal measures fluff and angst featuring pool cleaning, roof-top smoking, lots of parental problems, and mainly shirtless Marco. (Fic on indefinite hiatus.)

“Harry, yeh’re sucha good lad, yeh wonna help me feel better?” Hagrid slurred.

“Hey Mister Stark, so I’ve got some homework and I was hop-” I cut off abruptly. Sitting in the middle of the polished granite kitchen of Tony Stark is the runaway Avengers. Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton, and Sam Wilson. Strewn about, they look familiar with the space, but still slightly unused to it. I suppose months away does that. “You’re not Mister Stark?” I say, slightly awe-struck. “No. We’re not.” Natasha says dryly, eyeing me up and down from her place perched on top of the counter. OR, Peter meets the Avengers, and they all love him, because how can you not?

"What's your name?" It wasn't even a line. He was just pretty and Bucky wanted a name to go with that face. With that strong jawline. With those deep blue eyes. A little smirk, "Steve." Awww, Steve. He looked like a Steve. Bucky pursed his lips in a way he hoped was attractive, "You should buy me a drink." ______College Student Bucky finds himself immediately attracted to Steve. He knows that Steve's a bit older than him, and that Steve himself is put off by the age difference. . . But that doesn't stop Bucky from wanting to climb him like a tree.AKA a Sugar Daddy AU that no one was asking for.

Your marriage to Gojo Satoru lost its initial excitement, since your husband spent all his time either at Jujutsu Tech or on exorcism missions across the world. To ease your loneliness, you picked up your favorite pastime from your student years — clubbing — behind his back. Too bad that on Satoru’s most recent mission he spots his wife dancing in a nightclub with a bunch of guys in the skimpiest dress he has ever seen on her…

Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece. But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite. Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.

Everyone's back for 8th year, and Harry and his friends seem determined to spend their last year in school running around at night, hyped up on coffee and alcohol and Honeydukes candy, doing all the childish things they didn't have the chance to do before. Draco watches as he's always watched: from afar, quiet and bitter and hopelessly in love. That is, until Pansy decides she's had quite enough of it.

Akaashi Keiji is a figure skater, and has been skating since he was a child. However, due to family issues, he's often tasked with taking care of his adorable nephew, Shouyou, and doesn't really see himself as one that has the time or desire for relationships. But when Shouyou runs off and leads him to a hockey player named Bokuto Koutarou, for some reason his heart stops and he can't keep himself from thinking about him.Unfortunately, as he and Bokuto get closer, things get more and more complicated between Akaashi and his family.

Harry blurts out some of his fantasies to Malfoy.

“I live here, moron. Why are you in my apartment?” Keeping the topic focused on him, and not you, was ideal. Giving out personal information seemed like a bad idea. As the phone translated he scoffed, looking around once again to take in your very average furniture and simple decorations. The man seemed just as frustrated with the situation as you were as he answered. “How the hell should I know, idiot? Why don’t you speak Japanese?” He was trying to get information out of you, rather than him give up more than he needed. Same tactic, just perfect. “Because we aren’t in Japan,” you said as though it should be completely obvious by the language barrier. _________________Bakugo Katsuki, a Pro Hero in Japan, is used to the routine: wake up, kick villain ass, rinse and repeat. He’s living his dream, soaking in all he’s ever wanted and worked for. During the brief moment he lets his guard down, everything changes. Tossed into a world without quirks with nothing but the clothes on his back, he’s forced to accept the help of someone who knows exactly who he is: a manga character who should definitely not exist.

"Are you still nervous?" Minho asks, retaining that addictive nonchalance to his voice. Jisung releases a pathetic little laugh between his gritting teeth. “Yeah,” he breathes out. “Just a little bit.” "Let me smoke you out, then." Jisung makes the mistake of letting his curious gaze wander, allowing a mesmerized "How?" to escape him. He's done the moment their eyes meet, because then Minho's taking Jisung's jaw in his hand while the other holds what's left of his blunt, dark eyes trailing down to the lips he wants to coax apart. "Open for me." - Shotgunning: the practice of inhaling smoke and then exhaling it into another individual's mouth.

Jimin’s scent is spiking, the arousal bubbling to the surface and threatening to spill over. Jungkook groans, and Jimin is mortified to realize that he can smell it too. He kisses down his cheek until he reaches the corner of the Omega’s mouth, hovering over his lips, waiting for Jimin to move the tiniest bit to indicate his permission. He shouldn’t. He really shouldn’t. He wishes he wouldn’t. But he wants to. OR Jimin and Taehyung have a happy life. A simple life. They're in love and navigating it all together as a mated couple. Unfortunately, Taehyung's new job consumes most of his time and forces him to travel often, leaving Jimin feeling lonely and desperately missing his mate. Though their relationship is strong, the excitement in the bedroom has dwindled...considerably. Enter Jeon Jungkook, son of the CEO of Jeon Financial Corp - a cocky Alpha who turns Jimin's world upside down and is terrible about taking no for an answer.

Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success - and the people demand more. Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.

Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

The stranger quirks a smile, his eyes twinkling a little. He’s very cute, actually, but Jimin is hardly concerned with that right now. “Aren’t you going to introduce me?” the man asks expectantly, glancing at Hyungsik. “Of course,” Jimin says, turning to face Hyungsik. “How rude of me. Hyungsik, this is my boyfriend.” The corners of his mouth twitch. “What?” “Yes,” Jimin repeats. “My boyfriend. His name is...” Jimin finds the stranger’s foot with his own and steps on it gently, crushing the toe of his chunky sneaker under his Chelsea boot. “Jungkook,” the man says, and it sounds like he’s choking back a laugh. “My name is Jungkook.”

Dates are cool. Dates with straight-laced family friends arranged by your mother are not. Thank goodness Jeon Jeongguk has his trusty best friend Kim Taehyung close by to bail him out of any dire situations.

Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club. (Invitation and pending mental health evaluation required.) "When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center." Boyfriends, compromises and learning to like oneself.

Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

Taehyung makes a bet, the forfeit of which is getting his dick pierced. He loses the bet. Good thing the piercer has nice eyes. And face. And hands. Not so nice that he seems to keep laughing at Taehyung, but you can't have everything.

Clarke and Lexa were high school sweethearts. The summer after Lexa's senior year, she leaves without saying goodbye. 7 years later, she comes home. What does she expect to find? Well definitely not the love of her life and a 6 year old daughter she had no idea existed.

This was a joke. It was a joke, and Jisung was gonna wait out whatever clever punchline Minho had packed up his sleeve. Minho remains, cocking his head to the side in challenge. He murmurs around the piece of candied popcorn held between his teeth, leaning closer, inviting. “C’mon, Jisung,” Minho teases. “I thought you said you were hungry.” Jisung realizes too late that the punchline doesn’t exist. - It’s Jisung’s first time off schedule in months, and he’s naturally anticipating the most boring day ever.When Minho gets back to the dorms early, it turns into anything but. Russian translation now available!