matchmaking

Family is complicated. To ten year old Luz Noceda, this phrase is...an understatement.Multidimensional travel adds a whole layer of complexity to a blended family that her mami's old divorce pamphlets Did NOT warn anyone about. That being said, if she could survive high school and the gifted kids club, she can TOTALLY handle the accidental formation of a complicated found family centered around some...even more complicated misunderstandings. What in titan's name could *possibly* go wrong?

or: five times Theseus set Newt and Percival up in some strange matchmaking scheme and one time Newt actually appreciated it. Newt immediately knows the Graves at MACUSA isn't the real one, because Theseus has been setting them up for years.

A young Vulcan decides to find a mate for his guardian, Spock. After careful calculations, Cadet Kirk is obviously the superior choice. French translation by Emily Bright 中文-普通话 國語 translation by ronnie_vfs Русский translation by sKarEd Español translation by Prinkipissa_Andreaz Objective Data [Podfic] by diurnal_lee, kronos999, paraka

Alphas and Omegas depend on each other for relief from their designation. The longer that they deny their bodies' needs the worse the symptoms become. An Omega's heats will only get worse and more frequent, while an Alpha loses his control completely and is launched into a rut which affects not only his body but his mind. The Ministry launches a program to help deal with the Alpha/Omega problem in the Wizarding World. They offer the chance for relief without admitting to your designation. A matching system where an Omega can use an Alpha to see her through her heat and an Alpha can use an Omega to keep his sanity. The best part is it is completely anonymous, the matches are decided based on mutual attraction to each other's pheromones, and a potion prohibits the brain from recognising your partner. Hermione Granger has never been with an Alpha, her heats are becoming unbearable. Draco Malfoy begins to lose control of his body in his fight against his own designation. Ultimately they surrender to the program, knowing they have to face the inevitable lest they lose their own or take someone else's right to consent.

It can’t be that bad, he thinks. There’s no way he would have done that. But the doubt still lingers, turning into full-blown anxiety as he scrolls down his twitter feed, finally arriving on his latest tweet. Lan WangJi ✔ @lan_wangji Some of you have never fallen in love with a boy only for him to go missing after his parents die and pine away for three years waiting for him to come back, then continue to pine when he’s back after you realize you’re too scared to confess, and it shows. 23,043 retweets | 73,328 likes Lan Zhan’s face pales and he buries his head in his hands, letting his phone drop on the table. This is bad. This is very, very bad. - Or, Lan Wangji gets drunk and tweets a love confession, Wei Wuxian panics, and all of twitter decides to matchmake Lan Wangji and his mystery guy.

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There's just no way Derek Hale is human.***“I was wondering if you're even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it's ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It's unfair for us. I mean, it's obvious you work out, and I don't, so that could be why, but like...I was just wondering if you were human, that's all.” “Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—” “Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can't threaten him with shit.

The Census Data has shown that Remnant is at below-replacement population levels, according to Penny's statistical analysis! Logical subroutines and deductions prescribe: Increase the population with the best of the best. A dating app, to match up the best of the genetic material with the most fertile of people. Unfortunately... logic and reason does not really factor in sexuality. The population decline must be halted, and so, Penny sets up dates with those individuals that would benefit from having a good few babies! Unfortunately, nobody really told Penny about the whole 'human sexuality' thing, and James Ironwood did not think too much about the ramifications of allowing such a thing... But at least the population will increase! This was commissioned work.

"Come on, boys," Zabini drawled. "You’re only delaying the inevitable." Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.

"You're a psychiatrist," Will says. "Between your personal and professional lives you must have met thousands of people, you must know dozens of different flavors of pathology. Do you know anyone who would take me as I am? Who would be able to love me," he gestures in a sweeping motion, from his messy hair to his stained knee, "just as I am?" "I do." Bedelia's words shock Will into stillness. “Really?” AKA an AU where Bedelia is Will’s psychiatrist instead of Hannibal, Will makes a series of increasingly questionable life choices, and no one should ever take Bedelia’s advice. Ever.

Ron certainly knows how to recognize obsession when he sees it, thanks to feeling some of the same with Hermione. And he would rather that Harry's obsession with Draco Malfoy end sooner rather than later. Otherwise, Ron's afraid that he’s going to spend the rest of his life hearing about how ugly all of Malfoy's girlfriends are.

An ill-fated parent teacher conference reunites Jin Ling's wayward uncle with Sizhui's father. AKA: A matchmaking disaster as told by Jin Ling, Sizhui, and Jingyi. Jin Ling knows he’s in deep trouble even before reporting to Headmaster Lan’s office, but the words “your uncle will be here soon” still strike the fear of God in him. His only consolation is that Jingyi and Sizhui’s guardians are also in the office, Jingyi’s mom already lecturing her sheepish-looking son. Lan-ayi only stops when Sizhui’s father, a quiet and tall man in white, clears his throat, causing her to engage him in one-sided smalltalk. This is a disaster. Jin Ling had spent such a nice break at home for Mid-Autumn Festival, and Fairy’s presence had soothed his homesickness after returning to boarding school in Gusu. He knows pets aren’t allowed, but who is going to report Jin Ling when his father pays good money for a private suite in the dorms? Then there was the incident with Jingyi, a box of mooncakes, and a door left ajar. Long story short, he spent an hour chasing Fairy down the halls with Sizhui and Jingyi before finding his dog nosing up to a very angry Headmaster Lan.

Lan Qiren had never had a student he couldn’t improve, and Wei Wuxian would not be the exception, especially not now that his nephew was in love with the troublemaker. He would not allow history to repeat itself.

"Eyes on the prize, Widow: we're getting Captain America and Bucky laid, with each other. That's the op. Got it?"

Desperate to find an alpha to help with their upcoming heats, Kaveh and Tighnari make a spontaneous decision: hiring two one-star service alphas to help them out. Little do they know that this arrangement would give them far more than they ever expected- a mate for life.

Yoo Joonghyuk slaps him. “Joonghyuk-ah, what the fuck-” “Shut up,” Yoo Joonghyuk hisses, a scarred hand plastered over Kim Dokja’s mouth. An agonising minute passes before he pries his lips open, “Dokja-ya.” [Exclusive skill ‘Fourth Wall’ has been shaken!] “Huh,” Kim Dokja dumbly says, heat crawling up his neck. Uriel matchmakes Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk with a scenario. It works. (Clear Conditions: Completion of the list 'Expressions of Undying Camaraderie' by incarnations Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk.)

King Uther might be liberal enough to accept his son's homosexuality, but he's still too conservative to allow him to marry a commoner. A nobleman it must be, and after a series of matchmaking meetings, Arthur sets his sights on the future dragonlord. It doesn't necessarily go well.

"So you and Bokuto, huh?" Akaashi's attention snaps back to Kuroo and he gives the other boy a blank stare. "What about us?" Or, Kuroo figures out that Bokuto is interested in Akaashi long before Bokuto does himself and being the kind friend that he is, tries to help them along.

Bucky makes a friend.

The Juniors find themselves temporarily stuck in the past, and decide that now would be the perfect time to observe the epic love story of Hanguang-Jun and their Senior Wei. Things don’t quite go to plan. (Or, the Juniors deduce that a young Lan Wangji apparently hates Wei Wuxian. Clearly something is very, very wrong here).

He stares at her for a moment, the ghost of his laughter clinging to his lips. His full, rose-pink lips. And then he opens them, and out comes the sweetest honey. “May I have the next dance, Miss Sharma?” Kate’s mouth drops, and she feels a flush zip up her spine. Never mind that she really, truly does want to dance with this stranger, wants to feel those arms brush against her, his hands around her own, have him smile at her. “What makes you think I would accept the offer from a rake as such as yourself?” He tucks his chin to his chest, and the way his grin makes her heart thump is really, terribly, unfortunate. “I assure you, Miss Sharma, any liberties shared with my sister are not as cunning or as evil as you are imagining, and what with my mother out hunting her this very moment, I believe there are bigger issues to worry ourselves over for Eloise's sake.” He finishes, leaning slightly in, “wouldn’t you agree?” *** Anthony arrives to the season a little later than expected, and Kate finds herself charmed by a pleasing smile, what chance did they have? Anthony isn't looking for a wife, but may have accidentally found one, anyway.

Almost the instant Brienne was out of earshot, Bronn turned to Podrick, jerked his head towards Jaime and asked, “Has he fucked her yet?”

Eddie starts dating Ana Flores and people are upset. Poor Buck is just confused and was happier when people were less interested in his love life. Shannon Lives AU

Aegon remembers dying - very painfully and with little dignity. When he awakes to the day his children are born, he is determined to stop the war for the throne and prevent his family from dying (and himself. He is very much invested in not dying again). To do this, he realises he needs to:1. Stop Lucerys from being a twat and actually show Aemond he is sorry for taking his eye.2. Stop Aemond from, also, being a twat and actually stop his brother from killing his nephew (and also Aegon himself). Somewhere along the line he becomes a matchmaker, with a little help and guidance from his sister-wife.

Jin Zixuan is hoping that his engagement to Jiang Yanli will be cancelled after his fight with Wei Wuxian. Instead, much to his frustration, he finds himself being forced to exchange regular letters with her. He is expecting little from this correspondence. The last thing he expects is to be dragged into a matchmaking scheme to pair Wei Wuxian up with Lan Wangji of all people.

Danny looked at him as if he were crazy, ‘It means he wants to ride the dick Stiles.’ He said slowly, as if talking to the mentally insane. ‘Ride the dick, my dick?’ Stiles asked weakly. ‘Figuratively speaking of course, Derek looks more like a topper to me. And you, my friend, are a twink of the most twinkiest standards, but I’m not one to judge.’ ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.’ Stiles admitted, finding himself in a weird crouch-like stance that he apparently now adopts when he’s overwhelmed about finding out Derek Hotcakes wants to bone him three ways to Sunday.

Peter needs his revenge. But for that, he can't be under constant surveillance. And so he comes up with a plan to distract Derek and Stiles with each other. Things go as expected, and then they don't. AKA That one where Peter makes everyone's lives a little better completely by accident.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft’s marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

It's their eighth and final year and over the course of several months, Harry and Draco have managed to become close friends. Their friends are entirely certain that they ought to be much, much more. So they just decide to... help things along.

Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. The kids are too many and too dangerous to do so. Fluff and feels ahead!

When Foggy gets a call from his college friend Sam, he can't say he's expecting to bond with the Avengers. It's a little awkward, when he can't tell them that he knows Daredevil, or Matt that he knows them, but he likes them. It gets complicated when Natasha decides that Foggy and Daredevil should go on a date.

This week on Millionaire Matchmaker: Supernatural Edition - Derek Hale, a thirty-year-old millionaire venture capitalist and beta werewolf, finally gives into his sisters’ pressures to start dating again and reluctantly agrees to use the services of a supernatural matchmaker. Stiles Stilinski, at age twenty-five, just sold his start-up to Google for undisclosed millions, and ends up on a reality dating show when his true alpha best friend tries to help him get over his broken heart. *** The last thing anyone expects is for the two eligible bachelors to fall in love with each other behind the scenes.

Set a few months into their first mission, the Enterprise is ordered to pick up a Vulcan Healer and transport him to the new colony. Once there they are scheduled to remain and assist with the early stages of setting up the colony. Kirk's liaison is his 'old friend' Ambassador Spock, now known as Elder Sepak, who takes the opportunity to help Kirk and Spock become better acquainted.

Luna continues, unbothered with the silence, “Really nice of him to bring the attention away from Harry being a champion with that phrase.They’re such a good couple.” The three of them blink. Couple? When did that happen? Michael’s the first who breaks and asks, “They’re a couple?” His voice is a good octave higher than usual. ~ Where Harry and Draco are oblivious, there's a school wide bet going on and its matchmaking season

"What? I’m a very quiet person." Harry shrugs, shoving his hands in the pockets of his jeans. Louis purses his lips.”You seemed a bit more reckless, I guess,” He says. “Must be the curls.” "Must be," Harry agrees, nodding and smiling. Louis makes a humming noise and pokes the corner of Harry’s mouth. "Those dimples, too. Very rebellious looking," He tells him, crossing his arms and grinning like mad. -or the one where Louis’s popular, Harry’s not and they bond by trying to get their friends together while accidentally matchmaking the entire school.

Every night, Xie Lian visits the Ghost City to tutor its king. Every morning, Xie Lian leaves; still single and unsmooched. Luckily, Shi Qing Xuan is a professional(?) matchmaker, and is here to HELP OUT.