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Tony Stark never thought he would start to get gray hair at only 48-years-old. Then along came a certain Spider-Baby that turned his whole entire world upside down. (Or: A series of unrelated IronDad ficlet prompts people send me. Enjoy!)

How the double-ohs found out that James Bond is Q's favourite.

Oz is going on a grocery run for his best friends Vicky, Amira, and Brian when he realizes he forgot Amira's illegal alcohol. With his night already going bad Oz isn't actually that surprised when a red demon starts a fight with a cyclopse in Amira's favourite store. Intervening and stopping the store from getting destroyed is Oz's plan, so getting yelled at by the demon he just saved is another unwelcome surprise. At least he'll never have to see that guy again, right? The world was never so kind to Oz. Pretty much this is me thinking that an overpowered Oz keeps acidentally meeting up with the chaos that is Damien LeVay. At some point Oz just says screw it and goes along with Damien's crap. Along the way they become best friends before Spooky High and Oz ends up kinda being a part of the popular kids at his new school without knowing it. Fluff, Crack, and Misunderstandings in love inevitably ensue. No proofing so just read through the typoes please. :)

Deku added IidaTenya , RockHard for you , MOMo,Tailman,Ice Ice Baby, Snow White, 10+ others into Class 1-A Deku : Hi Guys!!! Welcome to the official class 1-A chatroom! Hope we’ll have fun talking. :) IidaTenya : Thank you for creating this chat Midoriya-kun. However I would like to add in some rules here. 1) Please keep this chat strictly for school purposes and refrain from discussing matters unrelated to school. 2) No swearing ,especially you Bakugou. Please abide to the rules when using the chat, Thank you and have fun. Kamemenari : You know it’s bad when you can imagine Iida doing those arm swishing action while typing that. LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : FUCK YOU FOUR EYES, I’LL SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has left the chat OrAnother BNHA Chatfic. Literal randomness, crazy, fluff and ships. And sometimes paragraphs of stories. Updates comes every 2 weeks :D or more if I'm on a roll.

Chan and Minho decide to play gay chicken, while the rest of the members frolic around.

这是有原因的。一名特种兵即将为此付出惨痛的代价。他最新的任务是负责联盟的孩子们整个夏天，这肯定是玩笑吧？对吧？…

A spin-off of FanFiction’s KiddoIsTheBest’s MHA Reacts: Marvel Cinematic Universe. Takes place between Phases 1 and 2. When Kiddo agrees to work with mysterious unknown extradimensional entities known as “The Superiors”, they send an employee of theirs to act as a host while Kiddo is away. The Executive is assigned to the case(with some help from his fellow coworkers). Things get weird fast. Follow along as the MHA cast learns from these universes while dealing with their hosts: 3 strangers that try to keep things from getting stranger.

“Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted. “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”--A collection of oneshots and short arcs in an AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 75% crack, 25% plot. Betcha never read a Stony CACW Fixit fic like this one before! !!MAIN PLOT IS COMPLETE!! Anything after Chapter 26 is a Bonus Scene, which will be posted as and when I feel like it. --Ch 28 - Special chapter for Tony's birthday (29/5) “Where did your clothes go?” Steve steeled his jaw with the air of a man about to jump on a grenade. “You see, Pete, when two people, um, love each other very much-” “A monster did it. A monster stole our clothes.” Tony added helpfully. --

Why anyone still liked him after everything he'd put them through was beyond him. Perhaps they were used to him being broken. Perhaps by this point, it was simply a character trait. However, he wondered if Tifa would really forgive him this time. Cloud had pushed and pushed, and he knew that at some point, she would stop coming back. Surely, even Tifa Lockhart had her limits.

Lots of cringe stuff in here. Dunno if you want to really look Lol Just some porn and like...crappy life stuff.

Peter Parker comes to inside a chrysalis. His last memory was of him dying. But he soon comes to the realization that he is far far from home. (No relation to Tom Holland Films whatsoever—just needed to throw that out there in case that was confusing.) His first priority, don't get caught. Second, find food and shelter. Third, well, the third priority on his list is to figure out why he is where he is and who sent him there. And the only thing he is certain of is that he won't finish that list of priorities in a timely manner. Will he ever find the answers he needs? And if he doesn't, will he ever get back to the woman he loves?

Its Facebook, Katekyo HItman Reborn style.

Series of Oneshots/Drabbles of situations where the sexual liberties of the current and happy WangXian couple begin to produce traumas in the young disciples of the GusuLan sect.

In which the Avengers have issues, and their caretakers plot to fix them. Contains Darcy, hugging, and attachment issues not necessarily in that order.

Tony likes Steve. Steve likes Tony. Which seems perfect until Tony starts thinking of every single way he could fuck things up between them. So he tells him a little white lie about why they can't date. But how was he supposed to know Steve would take it so seriously.

Ichigo has lost his powers in the final battle against Aizen. He pushes away his friends and family, but with the sudden appearance of some very very dead Espada (Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Stark, Lilynette and Harribel) and a very very dead Shinigami (Gin) in Karakura, Urahara must employ Ichigo’s help in helping them fit in. Along the way, who knows who will fall for who..Hello! This is also posted on my Ff.net acc, which is Hana Verrier

A collection of one shots with ships recommended by an excel file. Yes, this is exactly as trashy as it sounds.

What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. Disclaimer: We own nothing and make no money off of this. All characters, fandoms, quotes, and references belong to their creators. We're only borrowing them! However, we do own Cats are Weird, Snooky, Stanley, Camel, Foofy, Camel's mom, Anna, Miranda, Elaine, Anna the Elf, and all other original characters AND the storyline. Thanks!

What if Meowth became allergic to things like pollen and dust? I bet it would make catching Pikachu even harder for him to do. Update: Thanks for the 500 views! ^v^

A what-if story of White, writing a blog about her awkward relationship with a White Kyurem-turned Black.

During a lull in the war, Rogue Squadron tries to get some training in, but an unexpected guest derails things. Fic 1 of 31 for March (mini-fic) Madness, prompted by MK! :)