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“I have kids," Clint said. "I know dad behavior when I see it.”Tony blinked multiple consecutive times, processing the statement. “Excuse me?”“Tony,” Steve said now, “how long have you had a son? And how come we’ve never known about him?”“Yeah,” Clint spoke again, “I thought I was the only one with a secret family. Turns out you’ve had one longer than me!”-------Peter gets to spend all summer living in Avengers Tower with Tony. When the Rogue Avengers get pardoned and come back to live at the Tower too, they're confused as to who Peter is. However, once they see how Tony acts around Peter, that confusion goes away, as they know for certain who Peter must be - Tony's secret son.Tony and Peter decide to make the most of the situation, and play along. They hope they can keep up the act all summer. But they soon learn that they barely have to act at all.

Marinette notices that, sometimes, Adrien acts a little out of the ordinary--like the time he stood in a cardboard box for no reason, or when he actually hissed at Nino. It's only when she starts to notice the similarities between Adrien and a certain feline that she begins to get suspicious. Basically, Adrien acts like a cat when he probably shouldn't.

He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows. Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

After Arthur disobeyed his father and retrieved the Mortaeus flower for Merlin's cure, Arthur's frantic pleading to save Merlin led to a misunderstanding that actually convinced Uther to take the flower to Gaius. Now all Arthur has to do is explain to Merlin why Uther thinks they are lovers. And while Uther is supportive of the relationship, he requires it kept secret. But in his paranoia, Uther misinterprets every innocent interaction between the two as something far more intimate, to the embarrassment of everyone involved. And then the knights begin showing up... Update 27/04/2024: This is long and in-process. So consider a break between story arcs! Arc 1 - (chapters 1-32, 90k words) What happens when you accidentally tell your father you're gay and in love with Merlin and he ships it hard? You make it true.Arc 2 - (chapters 33-70, 110k words) What happens when your father sends you to court someone you have no interest in? Side quests and Gwaine.Arc 3 - (chapters 71+, in progress) What happens when your father invites every eligible woman to Camelot so you can find your wife like you promised in exchange for saving Merlin? Chaos.

Due to a jealous Ron, there is a problem in the DADA class that was using a new potion as part of a new experiment of using potions and defense combined. Harry ends up paying the price.

Erasehead just wanted to get home to his cat and his coffee machine. He didn't expect to see a boy on a roof and he certianly wasn't expecting him to be a analysis genius.

Sirius, the dog star. Brightest star in the sky. It's not a single star. It's a binary system: two stars that orbit each other around a common centre of gravity. A larger one, and a smaller one. Some even think there's an even smaller third star in the mix. Three months have passed since the final battle at Hogwarts. In an event known to the Wizarding public as "The Miracle at the Veil", four of Harry, Ron, and Hermione's dearly departed comrades have been returned to the world of the living. All should be well – or, at least, returning to normalcy – but with Minister for Magic Delores Umbridge in charge, Hermione isn't convinced. With so many believing the troubled times have passed, the Order of the Phoenix has been reduced to fewer than thirty members. It's them against the entire Ministry of Magic and a population sick and tired of war. Hermione can't stop fighting, nothing can go back to the way it used to be, and with a new, unexpected, and, at first, unwanted partner in crime, she has to grow up fast. As an Irish bookseller also by the name of Black once dismissively asserted: "you'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life". This story mixes romance, drama, humour, and action.

In which Jimin has a one night stand with someone he meets at a club. Everything seems to be fine until a couple of days later he finds out who the hot guy with tattoos really is. And all the shenanigans that his life comes with.

It's at the bottom of the list for jobs in the company, but Clarke finds herself sitting in front of two intimidating women without a care in the world. After all its only for the mailroom, how hard can it be? "What do you know about the company we run?" Anya questions eyeing the blonde carefully like she's some kind of secret service. "Well," Clarke says eyes staring at the women in front of her. "It's very big"

Kurogiri is looking for an analyst, then the universe answering his questions throws him a notebook and a top level analysist.

Penelope Garcia starts a group text for the members of the BAU. They all share and learn more about their resident genius. Light-hearted text fic with far too many dirty jokes.

Merlin didn't expect the spell to go so absolutely, magnificently wrong. So of course it did. And now apparently every magical being in all of Albion could see the stamp of ownership - clear as day - on one Arthur Pendragon, King of Camelot. And even worse, now there was a very pissy Arthur Pendragon, King of Camelot, searching far and wide for the sorcerer Emrys. Now, wading his way through fake Emryses, woodland elves, Gwaine's alcoholic tendencies, the stocks, a damned chicken suit and Arthur's bed, Merlin must find a way to remove that bleeding mark before it's too late, and the prophecy is forever lost. Or: the story where George's little heart goes out one too many times, and Gwaine loves the Camelot red a bit too much.

Sirius’ hands fell to the floor again, and he lolled his head to the side to stare despairingly at James. “His skin is so soft and he smelled liked strawberry jam,” Sirius said quietly, deploying his saddest puppy dog eyes.James snorted loudly as he stood up, broom in one hand. He looked down at Sirius. “What you need, mate, is to get a life.” --- Remus and Sirius find themselves in a predicament. Both are hopelessly pining after each other, and after James dares them to pretend to be dating, they find that time is running out and they'll have to admit their feelings sooner rather than later. Centers around Wolfstar but focuses on lots of other characters as well :) spotify playlist for this fic: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Fcvb8nKG6br2AF57YkigT?si=gUyEr61DQ4unAWHhXLvpdw --- HEAVILY EDITED: 5.29.21 - 8.31.21

"Here, keep the change." The Dude said, handing Tommy a twenty. "Sir, idiot, moron, this is a drive thru." They stared at each other. - Tommy's just trying to pay bills and a new regular seems to ruin his job. And take a weird interest in him. Oh, his roommates are also being really strange.

Regulus became an Animagus because he wouldn't let Sirius and his friends become the youngest wizards to have ever accomplished that.Being a cute, black cat he gets into every common room - scratching everyone who tries to touch him, except for a certain James Potter. He also so happens to be able to A) annoy his brother who is allergic to cats and B) overhear interesting conversations. (+ little bonus of Peter and the girls gossiping)

Born suddenly, Izuku Midoriya came into this world with fox-like features. While at first they seemed like a blessing, after finding out that they weren't his quirk but were instead mutated recessive genes from his father, he found himself fated to live tragically. With his heroic dream dead, only a stroke of good luck can save him. Good thing a bunny girl's foot counts as a good luck charm! Watch as he can start his journey to become a hero again with his steadily growing mythical kitsune powers. Kitsune Izuku Midoriya x Teen Rumi(Miruko)Miruko is Nezu's adopted Daughter Index Part 1: Chapter 1-4 ProloguePart 2: Chapter 5-7 Izuku's Mythical Transition mini-arcPart 3: Chapter 8-20 Pre-UA/Yasei Alley ArcPart 4: Chapter 21-23 New Life/Entrance Exam mini-arcPart 5: Chapter 24- UA Life/Past Never Dies Arc

Some men are destined to be heroes. Some men are chosen by fate to do great things. Some men even get the girl and live happily ever after when it's all over. Most of those tales don't quite involve fucking your way to victory though. Neither do they involve you being transformed into a nine-foot-tall green Orc outfitted for pure lewdness and combat. They certainly don't regularly include forming an accidental harem of beauties either. Still, if our hero wants to save the world he's going to have to get used to "P-orcing All the Girls."

A waterbender in a strange land. Katara had heard those words before, but nothing could prepare her for what she got herself into. (story on fanfiction as well)

27-year-old Alpha Prince Arthur has been married off to 16-year-old Druid Prince Merlin to unite their kingdoms. Meeting for the first time at dawn to be handfasted by the customs of Merlin’s druid people - and expected to mate that night by the customs of Arthur's wolf-people - neither prince is best pleased by the situation. Tomorrow they will belong to each other in body and soul. Turns out, married life's not so bad ...

June '03 Five years after the war, Draco and Hermione meet by chance as she wanders into a French vineyard just hoping to re-live a trip she took there with her parents during her school years. Instead, she finds a shirtless, barefoot Draco Malfoy hiding out unbeknownst to the wider wizarding world. He’s ashamed of his past misdeeds, and she’s been recently humiliated by her soon to be ex-husband. Neither are aware that their lives are about to be inexorably linked, forever.

{𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣} a bunch of rag tag reader inserts

Louis is fine. He just happens to walk to the suicide bridge of Bristol at least once a week, just happens to be dealing with a lot of anxiety, and just happens to be done with life. But he's fine. Everything is just fine until a mysterious guy starts showing up every time he tries to kill himself, and he should be very scared, but he's somehow very glad to have company. Until he's not. AU where Louis tries to kill himself multiple times but he's not very good at it, Harry keeps showing up out of nowhere, and maybe life isn't as bad as it looks sometimes. Trailer

This is a smutlove story. Sometimes you can't fight attraction.

Luke seeing Julie wear their band's old T-shirt has him feeling some type of way. Julie seizes this opportunity to mess with him a little.

Megumi discovering how to trust other people and Gojo discovering how to look after someone other than himself. Parental Gojo headcanons. Literally just the two of them living together through the years. Canon compliant for major plot points.

Harry Potter was many things. He was a powerful wizard, the master of death, a powerful Auror, a problem-solver....sort of😅, and above all he was someone who craved family. He wanted a family that would love him for him and above all would not be FAKE! He had a good life...mostly after all that trash with Voldemort and the war but still he craved a new life where he could be loved and do what he wanted. He though the whole master of death thing was just a fancy title....yeah it wasn't😬🫣.It just didn't mean what he thought it did which was apparently reincarnation after a long as hell Wizarding life and being reborn into an immortal species! Not only that, he just so happened to be reborn as a character from a book he read as a kid that was on their way to being hated and tortured AGAIN. Yeah no. Harry Potter now Maeglin Lomion was not about to deal with a prissy princess, naive cowards, royal drama, psycho Demigods, crazy relatives, bigoted relatives, and FATE! He's gonna lead his own life this time and no ones gonna stop him! DEUCES FOLKS😏

Various Twisted Wonderland pieces with different characters.

The PR team at SI forgot to do a final check of all the photo before they were loaded up on to the site. A candid picture of Morgan, Peter and Tony ends up on the site and now everyone thinks Peter is Tony's illegitimate son.

T'Challa is somewhat tired of hearing about how awesome Tony is from James Rhodes. Then he meets him and finds that Tony is actually that awesome.

The power of the Attack Titan is not something any Eren, past or present, had ever really understood. Which was why Eren Jaeger, age nineteen, found himself thrown back into 850 with the old Levi Squad about to set off on their last expedition. That's also why Eren Jaeger, age fifteen, found himself on an airship beyond the walls in the middle of a war he helped start after he only just beat Annie in a titan fight and got news that there was a breach in Wall Rose. . . . . Basically, S4 Eren is sent back to S1, and S2 Eren is sent to S4. And the absolute hell that unleashes.

What would have happened if Harry had gotten the diary Horcrux instead of Ginny? Harry is confused about many things. Why won't Dumbledore let him stay at Hogwarts for the summer instead of go back to the Dursleys? Why won't Ginny leave him alone, even after he tells her he's gay? Why do Ron and Hermione keep meeting with Dumbledore and not telling him about it?With the help of his new friend, Tom Riddle, Harry answers these questions and more....

Jungkook is sick of getting pathetically attached to Taehyung every summer. So this time he makes up a list of rules he needs to follow during his time in Omelas with his friends: 1- Stay away from Taehyung at all times.2- Avoid spending time alone with Taehyung. (In case number one fails!)3- Say no to Taehyung.4- Do. Not. Let. Him. Kiss. You. It can't be that hard, right? Russian

5 times Jason Todd/ Red Hood behaved a bit strange and the 1 time the batfamily realized why Jason was acting that way. Or in other words, Jason has a secret and he hasn't told the family yet.

Izuku quit dreaming of becoming a pro hero after three times of being denied. He decided to screw it, and just be normal. He has part time jobs, he recently graduated, he has a car, a nice apartment. And the support from his mom. That is all he needs. What he doesn’t need is his childhood bully showing up in his Pro Hero costume outside his door. Or outside the window to his jobs. Or anywhere near him to be honest. But Izuku can’t catch a break as Bakugo keeps asking him to become a hero. “Come on. You can become a hero.” Bakugo said moving to stand in front of Izuku. “No, bitch. Now move over so I can clean up this spot. Also, fuck you.” Izuku retorted with a broom in his hand