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Chris didn’t do the summer reading. Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A. The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students. --- Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.

A compilation of bottom!Jin stories of every genre with almost every kink. Send me requests and prompts if you have! Vietnamese translation available!Spanish translation available!Russian translation available!Latest chap: He loves ice the most, taking a cube from his drink to rub it against the shirt until Seokjin is on his knees, crying and begging for mercy.

Childe usually doesnt mind slimes sitting in his lap as he rests, but he might change his mind after this particular encounter

Ama is this years sacrifice. Skinny and athletic she's nothing like what their people should be. Thankfully the earth mother takes care of all and no matter how painful, how humiliating, she will be cleansed. Warning: the village will be using a range of insects on her to enlarge her genitalia and breed her publicly. Going to be quite extreme, written for dirty people like me.

Neuvillette knows little of what it means to be a dragon; he has spent his entire life among the people of Fontaine. Everything he does know about dragons, he has uncovered himself through trial and error and the occasional bit of obscure research. But this, at least, he recognizes. Mating instincts. By protecting him, the duke is behaving like a dragon seeking a mate, and that has triggered Neuvillette’s own instincts to judge the duke’s adequacy. When Wriothesley begins acting like a dragon courting his mate, Neuvillette finds himself torn between duty and desire.

Ash didn't expect this when he left to become the World's greatest Pokemon Champion But he doesn't seem to be complaining

NASA sent out three exploratory spacecrafts to find life outside of Earth. At least one was successful, but then that extraterrestrial life decided to come to Earth. And they weren't friendly. No, they needed men for slave labor and women for sex slave labor. They successfully take control of Earth and change human life forever. Anthology series with reoccurring settings and characters.

What do you do when the demon you conjured is a little too strong for you? Don’t worry, the demon knows what to do. This is a collection of onehots about the little mage Gavin and his big demon Verendis.Before every chapter I mention the tags concerning this chapter. Because I can't tag any more tags on this fic, it reached it's limits....

While on an expedition to a star system 40 light-years away, the space ship UNKNOWN was intercepted by an advanced alien civilization. Curious, the aliens decided to conduct a variety of experiments on the humans to learn more about their anatomy. Holly, an eighteen-year old colonist, is assigned to the Reproduction sector of the experiments, in which the aliens will breed her with a variety of creatures. Even as an unwilling participant, the young woman can't help but find herself spiraling down an unknown path of sin.

He laid Wei Wuxian among beautiful golden meadows and its sweet flowering blossoms and took him for the first time, afternoon sun casting a rich glow over both of their skin. “Lan Er Gege," Wei Wuxian raised one slick leg in the air to expose his wet pink hole, still throbbing and filled with last night's seed, "You're the one who made me like this. You're the one who made me swollen with your children. You should take responsibility." A collection of stories featuring variations of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian as different spirits/demons from Chinese mythology (Dragons, Snakes/Nagas, Tentacles, Hybrids) and fucking each other's brains out and Wei Wuxian getting filled with babies. (Mo Xuanyu is their third in the first chapter only, other times Lan Xichen will be their third. Check Chapter Titles for Pairings) Will update regularly!

Various oneshots of Tommy fucking the various monster forms of the people on the smp, none of the oneshots are connected ~~ Requests are closed! Edit: due to Technoblades unfortunate passing, I have deleted the Boaring one-shot out of respect for him, further more, I will no longer include him in any of my works from this point on, thank you for understanding, have a lovely day

“You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”He never thought-Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.All this time. He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.…Or, Childe learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes of an (ex) god. It might just get taken literally.

Naruto treasures his bonds with his precious people more than anything. They fought a war together, after all! He loves Sakura's look of pride when she accomplishes something, and the way Sasuke looks away when he's trying not to laugh, and the way Kakashi's eyes relax at the edges when his smile is real. He loves the sounds of Chouji's laughs, and Shikamaru's sighs, and Ino's shouts of excitement. He loves Kiba's loud passion, and Shino's quiet passion, and Hinata... well, for her he has a special kind of love that's bigger and deeper and even more special. But loving Hinata more doesn't mean he loves his other precious people any less. In fact, he loved her so much, and for so long, and in so many positions, that eventually she suggested that he could go out and spend some time bonding with some of his other important people! You know, sexually. Man, is his wife amazing or what? For my first kinktober, I decided to mix Naruto, the Shadow Clone Jutsu, and a few dozen of his favorite people. Kinks and characters listed inside, may change. Chapter 17: Stuck in a Wall/Body Writing (Yamato, feat. Kakashi)

Just Zhongli and Childe being very kinky with each other!Enjoy this years kinktober hehe~ day 3: double penetration excerpt: Childe swallowed – both in anticipation and slight fear – looking at the two monstrosities hanging between Zhongli’s slim legs. Both cocks were far from human looking, their color a deep black with golden veins and markings. They looked impressive as much as they looked intimidating. Not that Childe would back out however – he was always up to a new challenge, especially when it was such a… pleasurable one. ---tags will be added with each new chapter! PLEASE READ THEM CAREFULLY! as well as any notes in the beginning of the chapters just to be sure!

Society is maintained by a rare male Ullonian breeder who impregnates a broodqueen with egg clutches every 3-months. In Ullonian breeder Donner's city, fifteen years have passed since the last broodqueen awakened, but when she does Donner finally discovers his lifelong broodmate is the most unlikely person of all... his youngest sister.

Draco is a Potions Master on a quest to collect a rare ingredient in the seas of Southern France. Harry is a Curse Breaker who mysteriously disappeared after taking a job in France, who hasn’t been heard from since. *** A Little Mermaid / Beauty and the Beast fusion remix.

A young boy must become a hero to save the land of Hyrule, but it seems like the monsters don't want to just fight...

“I...What is that?” Dabi asked.Hawks flared his feathers. “That is our son!”Dabi eyed the large oblong white object cradled in Hawks’ arms. An egg, he realized. Hawks laid an egg. Translation into Español available: Hawks Pone un Huevo by WhatTheFuckIsMorality Translation into русский available: Хоукс Сносит Яйцо by maxwell_francis Podfic available: Hawks Lays an Egg by EkkoRainstorm

(Technically LONG) mini stories for Naruto porn plots. Lots of people being used as nothing more than breeding toys and stress relief.

It’s not an easy job. No one ever told you it would be. It’s a complex job that demands the ability to keep your cool under pressure, to be a good team player, and to trust others to keep you safe. Still, it definitely gets worse when you find out there are Impostors in your ship. You are the last human standing, and the Impostors do not seem particularly interested in killing you as they did the others. Trapped with them, you have no choice but to try to survive and learn more about your captors. -This is a Reader/Impostors fic where Reader is the Red crewmate. It will feature potentially triggering elements such as rape/dubcon elements, blood and gore. Please read the tags and proceed with caution. Among Us belongs to Innersloth.

A selection of Yandere Prompts from my TumblrNote: they've already been selected and the inbox is closed!---I, EwNasty, do not give my permission for my work to be posted or hosted on any third-party website or app.

The pleasure slave meets the creature that lives in a lake under the brothel and gets pumped full of eggs.

I have a lot of unfinished Zhongchi porn. I don't have time to turn them all into fics, so here they are in all their unpolished glory! Tags are in the notes at the start of each chapter. Fun fact: this fic has 731 bookmarks, 519 of which are private 😳______ This first time was an accident; Zhongli simply slapped Childe and called him a whore for coming so soon. He had not anticipated the boy would orgasm upon penetration like that. But more recently, Zhongli finds himself trying to work Childe up, hoping to build up the teasing and foreplay to perfection so Childe will immediately come upon his cock once more. He wants to chase the high of hearing the boy beg him to stop. He finds himself hungry to hear the boy’s choking sobs, to see the pathetic way he spasms and struggles through the sensitivity, weakly squirming his hips to no avail. Zhongli will ground him in the moment with a heavy hand to his chest. Zhongli will fuck him through it all.

A young man is seduced one night and finds himself slowly being transformed into a breeder for a symbiotic alien race. Tentacles and eggpreg included free of charge.

It was always a breath of fresh air when Wriothesley was called up to the surface. And it seemed like he was being called up by the Chief Justice more and more these days. At first, it was your typical parlay between dignitaries. Wriothesley had officially taken his post with little to no fanfare, but plenty of eyes were still upon him for a fair few good reasons. Yet a very specific set of eyes were taking in each of their many meetings into account when settling firmly on an opinion of Wriothesley; a personal opinion as well as a professional one. The Duke had fallen under the gaze of the Chief Justice, who seemed intent on taking as long as necessary to thoroughly make a judgment of his present character. A judgment that was taking quite some time to decide upon. Still, the Duke gladly humored him. Though certain feelings started to stir despite himself…

The clandestine project's goal is to bring back raptors but also make them docile and fit for human companionship. The unanticipated side effects? They're incredibly horny, attracted to humans, and clever enough to stage an escape. You can probably expect what happens next, even if it takes the scientists by surprise. Written for a user on FA; ideas and characters are theirs. Multi-chapter fic; note that actual dinosaur sex isn't expected to begin until the second chapter! First is establishing the world and characters.

After crash-landing his ship, a space traveler learns why you're not supposed to visit certain planets.

This will be where all the smutty requests from my Tumblr inbox go. Sometimes the request will get it's own individual story if it's something I feel I want to expand and write more about, but most of the shit that goes here will be porn without plot, fucked up little sex scenes and kinks I've been requested to explore or write. Check the tags before proceeding and they'll be added as I do each prompt, will be a shit ton of non-con and other dubious fucked up shit, so you've been warned.

A few short stories and ideas where Jiang Cheng is an omega or becomes one, and is likely to get dick, cum and babies inside him, sometimes all three. Objectification, dubcon, noncon, maybe a dash of stockholm syndrome, all that uncomfortable stuff. Sometimes there's even consensual and wholesome stuff.Intended as porny drabbles, sometimes I ended up with worldbuilding and character development instead. Feel free to use any as ideas or prompts. Chapter 1: Wen Ruohan bitches and kidnaps Jiang ChengChapter 2: Consensual body modification leads to thirst trap JC.Chapter 3: Nie breeding omegaChapter 4: Black widow single mom Jiang Cheng.Chapter 5: Tender aesthetic bdsm. XiCheng.Chapter 6: Presenting at Cloud Recess, with Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang. Not really serious fic.Chapter 7: Jiang Cheng unwinds in the weekend by being a housewife sexpet to his husband and his husband's friends.Chapter 8: Female omega JC is mistaken for a sexworker and ends up in a Lan sandwich.Chapter 9: Lake dragon Lan XichenChapter 10: Rape under the influenceChapter 11: Omegas need training to be heirsMore chapters in notes.

“You asked the bard to get you porn?” Diluc questioned with a skeptical look on his face. “No!” Aether shouted, waving his hands frantically in front of him. “It’s for…for Paimon!” “WHAT?!” Paimon screamed off the top of her lungs before spinning around to see the pair of crimson eyes narrowing at her while the blue one twinkled with amusement. “No! Paimon would never read these kinds of things! It’s Adeptus Xiao!!” “An adeptus from Liyue wants you two to get porn?” Kaeya arched a fine brow. “This is all for Morax’s sake!” Venti piped up from behind Aether as if that would make the situation any better. "So it is the Geo Archon that wanted the porn?” Aether buried his face into his hands. He should have never taken up on Xiao's request. No, before that, he shouldn't have taken Zhongli's request. This whole mess started when Zhongli confessed to Xiao in the wrong order, starting with sex. Now, it's up to one traveller, one emergency food, and one bard to make things right...by getting Xiao a guide to sexual intercourse (aka porn). 中文翻译 and русский перевод in beginning note

Grian accidentally manages to get onto the Hermitcraft server in horrible shape, only to get found by a couple of the Hermits so they get him help. Grian is less than enthusiastic about being around so many new alphas and wonders when things are going to go really wrong. WE'RE GETTING A REWRITE/FINISHING THIS PEOPLE, IT'S HAPPENING.

Short anonymous submissions, ten per chapter. Each chapter will have a variety of different subjects, so read at your own risk.

Rex Lapis has begun a new, mortal life as Zhongli, and one of his first experiences is to guide the visiting Snezhnayan ambassador around Liyue.Who ends up being the love of his life.That also tries to destroy his city.And belongs to another Archon. The time of Gods is ending and Teyvat is on the brink of a new age. Is there any better time to find your reason for living? **UPDATED PUBLICATION DATE: reformatted for easier reading and illustrations in the chapters!

Bunch of Danganronpa kink requests from my tumblr.

Sixteen year old Will’s mom sues his Dad for visitation after not seeing him since he was in diapers and he’s forced to spend two months of that summer with her. He goes there and meets her boyfriend, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, who is much more than he seems and begins to feel a strange connection to him that he doesn’t understand. As his mother’s resentment of the attention Hannibal gives him festers day by day even as she seems to get sicker and sicker. But Will can’t help but be drawn to Hannibal who seems just as drawn to him in return.