No seriously, I'm a girl
“That’s Derek, the alpha, obviously. There’s Erica, she’s the blonde bombshell. Next to her is Isaac, the blue eyed cherub that can probably cut glass on his cheekbones. Next to him is Scott, the best thing since spray cheese. Behind him is Allison, innocent girl turned evil hunter turned badass huntress pack member. Lydia, we don’t really know what she is, but she’s the strawberry blonde queen of my heart.” Stiles turned and looked for Jackson but she saw that neither him nor his car was there, the asshole. “Jackson seems to have mysteriously vanished, but he’s pretty much a douche bag until you get to know him. I’m Stiles, I posess amazing googlefu powers and make the best cookies.” Scott nodded enthusiastically; she knew there was a reason she loved him. “Last but definitely not least, Peter, without him all of us would be living normal lives!”
(A story in which Stiles Stilinski is and forever was a girl and how her life changed forever because of werewolves)