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해리 포터는 외출하던 중 요건의 방에서 잠을 자는데, 그곳에서 데지리 (Danny Phantom) 의 섹시한 지니가 소유한 고대 병을 발견합니다.그녀는 그에게 모든 성적 판타지를 허락해 주고 싶어해요.해리는 완전한 성적 능력을 어떻게 감당할 수 있을까요?어마어마한 길이가 될 거예요불의 잔에서 시작됩니다.지원해 주셔서 감사합니다.

Draco loses a bet to Pansy and Blaise which leaves him wearing a skirt for a whole week. Harry discovers something about himself.

Jungkook and Taehyung hate each other. Except, of course, when they're having sex.

제안/요청은 완료되었으므로 더 이상 수락되지 않습니다.

Jeongguk is trouble. Taehyung likes trouble a bit more than he probably should. Just don't tell Jimin about it.

The thing about Figure Skating is that it's the most brutal sport disguised as something incredibly beautiful to look at, something elegant and frail.Just like Kim Taehyung.

"Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and- "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez. "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this. *** It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

When Hermione begins to have certain cravings, the wizards around her are happy to helps her with her needs, while also fulfilling their own.

Intimate developments in the relationship between Hiccup and Toothless sweep the boy along into a world of discovery, kink, obsession, and more pleasure than he'd ever imagined.

Hermione Granger having a casual friend's with benefits relationship with someone other than her boyfriend. A/U. Hermione from Beauxbatons. Just an non-logical porn film.

With the stress of the Tri-Wizard Tournament overwhelming them, the four champions decide to spend a night together with their close friends which lead to the beginning of a secret club in Hogwarts that might be the solution to all the house rivalries.

Clarke is a 4-year-old omega who knows nothing about where she came from. Her mother sends her to Earth in hopes to keep her safe from the alphas within the Ark. She is soon fostered by the chief of the forest clan and is mated by Lexa, an alpha, and Anya, a beta in a much later time in her life.

[ This fic is being rewritten and will not be updated again; every time someone asks me abt an update, I delete a paragraph from the rewrite wip. Have a day. ]

Becoming “hook-up buddies” with Lance Sanchez was just supposed to be a small, insignificant fraction of Keith’s life. But of course, things don’t work out that way at all. aka a Friends w/ Benefits AU that nobody asked for where Lance wears sleeveless hoodies, plays basketball in abandoned parking lots, and follows his dreams, and Keith comes from a high class, reputable family who never let him have any dreams of his own. They go home with each other and don't expect it to matter until it totally does. Keith POV and Lance POV

And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.

He Tian and Red become fuckbuddies. This is an excuse for a whole lot of sexy times and the eventual feelings that come with it.

Taehyung lives pretty simple life, it’s not bad but most of his days are pretty lonely and boring. That changes when a young, handsome, most eligible bachelor in the country Jeon Jeongguk walks in the store he works in and asks him out. The date doesn’t go as Taehyung expected when Jeongguk gives him an offer he ends up taking. New and rich world opens for Taehyung and his life starts changing, but little does he know that the nice CEO is actually a gang leader who’s involved in very violent and dangerous world.

"So." Jungkook's smile is already on his face, firmly planted on his lips. "Did you look me up like I told you to?" Jimin stares directly at him, eyes blank. "I did." "And what did you see?" "I saw exactly what I see in front of me right now." "And what's that?" Jimin's voice drops low. "A washed-up rapper who let the fame get to his head." Jeon Jungkook is a rapper at the peak of his fame when he loses himself and starts to let his life crumble around him. He meets Jimin while he's in the middle of letting it all fall apart. Jungkook can't quite understand Jimin – he seems so happy even though he lives such a simple life. And Jungkook might not understand it, but he can't deny that there's something so captivating about Park Jimin and his simple life.

Watched over by Toothless, Hiccup is gangbanged by a dozen Terrible Terrors. Enough said. What more could you possibly want?

Derek and Stiles never had sex outside of their respective Heats. After all, it wasn't like they were actually together; Stiles just hated the way the Omega suppressants made him feel, and so Derek was helping him out. That was all it was. Even if it wasn't close to all that Derek really wanted, that's what it was.

Wei Wuxian’s breaths come a little faster. Up until now, Lan Wangji has been generous, allowing him to slowly work up to taking that cock the whole way. But to have his mouth be filled and properly fucked by that hard length— “Yes,” he croaks out, not bothering to hide the desperation in his tone as he looks up to meet Lan Wangji’s gaze again. “Yes, what?” “Yes, sir.” Those golden eyes are filled with triumph. “Good boy.” In which Lan Wangji is a teaching assistant and Wei Wuxian is a loud-mouthed student.

In the world of Minecraft, there is only two truths. Build, and survive. Follow Jenny and friends in her adventures as she rediscovers this wonderful world full of fun, crafting, and... pleasure? Tribute to Slipperyt, a Minecraft porn animator that I admire.

Jimin's fiancé has abandoned him on his wedding day, and Jeon Jungkook, Jimin's first love and worst heartbreak, is back.

submission | səbˈmɪʃ(ə)n |noun [mass noun]1. the action of accepting or yielding to a superior force or to the will or authority of another person.~domination | dɒmɪˈneɪʃ(ə)n |noun [mass noun]1. the exercise of power or influence over someone or something, or the state of being so controlled.~Young and inexperienced college student Jeongguk thinks he is a dom. His older and considerably more experienced roommate Taehyung is quite determined to show him that he is, in fact, not a dom. Drama ensues.

Having received an internship offer from one of the most prestigious hero agencies in the nation, Y/N packs up her belongings in order to transfer to a university in closer proximity to her new internship. But things are never that simple -- transferring universities will bring Y/N back to her hometown and all the memories buried there, to her close childhood friends, and to a new love interest (or two). (Status: ongoing)

Two years after Arthur's death, Merlin goes back to the beginning to save them all, whatever the cost. (AKA the great, big, wish-fulfilling, post-finale, fuck-it-fix-everything rewrite you always wanted.)

“I’m going to kiss you now.” Cas pauses, giving Dean a chance to back out, but Dean just licks his lips and waits. Cas’s mouth is up against Dean’s for a couple seconds before Dean responds, and then it’s Cas that’s being kissed senseless, because kissing is definitely not something Dean does tentatively. Dean reaches up to cup Cas’s jaw in his hand, tilting his head for a better angle, mouth plush, tasting like whiskey. Cas tries to remember what it was like the first time he kissed a man. All-encompassing, the world jerking off its axis, the feel of stubble under his fingers intense in a way it never really is with women, as much as he loves them.

Perverted minds do think alike. (or, alternatively: the fuckboys!au)

“You two have so much pent up frustration I can feel it radiating whenever you step in the same room.” “I think that’s their sexual tension.” “Oh, is that what they call hatred nowadays?” (Or, Jungkook just wants to make it through college and play soccer. A mortal enemy with benefits who also happens to be your team captain can make that pretty damn difficult)

Guilt bubbled up in his belly, not for the first time since he decided he needed to find a way to get out of Jotunheim permanently, but it was worse now that his plans seemed to be falling into place. For all his faults, Loki loved his father and knew he had his reasons to try and shelter him. Loki felt bad about having to trick him, but he’d never let Loki go otherwise. Asgard was going to be his home. Whether anyone else liked it or not.

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Macaque and Wukong could only tolerate the other in one of two ways: violently or sexually. Sometimes both. Their agreement was just another way for the both of them to blow off some steam, so long as they kept it hush-hush. That's all it was- sex and nothing more. Until they end up feeling things they shouldn't.

Special Agent Bucky Barnes doesn't think of himself as a hero. He's dedicated to his career, and if that keeps him far away from home, all the better. His parents think that he should get a less dangerous job and meet a nice Brooklyn girl (or boy) to settle down with. In Brooklyn. That sounds like Bucky's definition of a living hell. He's been running from it for years. Enter Steve Rogers. Brooklyn boy. Not always nice. Hot as hell. And a temptation Bucky can't resist, even after their initial failure of a meeting. This is an AU of the Steve Rogers problem but stands alone - you don't have to read that part to understand this.

When Mickey Milkovich first got to the University of Michigan he had two goals; play hockey and get drafted into the NHL. But by his junior year, he’s at risk of losing his full ride scholarship because of his slipping grades. Enter Ian Gallagher, an ambitious and fiery redhead who takes his job as Mickey’s tutor way too seriously and seems determined on making his life a living hell. Or a College AU where Mickey is a hockey player and Ian is studious as fuck. They are everything the other one hates. Or so they think.