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Winston tries to open a channel for emergencies. With the members of this new Overwatch, it goes about as well as you'd expect. (But I mean, last time it didn't go much better.) UPDATE: Last chapter is just a 50 page doc of how the story would have ended.

An Izuku accidentally added to a hero's chat fic.Nedzu creates a text group of his faculty plus some other heroes to bolster communications and relationships, but ends up accidentally letting in a total stranger, who can't leave due to the programing! The heroes are quick to become attached to the man, despite never giving out his name. Even Aizawa likes him!But as time goes on, the picture of the civilian being a happy college student in every hero's minds slowly chips away to reveal a concerning, horrifying truth.

xX_Mahamatra_Cyno_Xx: You see, the joke is that Candace’s name sounds like “Can these”. On top of that, the idea of trying fit such large nuts in one’s mouth is quite humorous, don’t you think? This is also a new joke formula I’ve been developing with my comedy club. It’s a bait-and-switch in which I trick someone into saying something to set up my punchline with wordplay. The researchers of Sumeru and Fontaine have worked together to develop a new text messaging system. They've selected a few beta testers from each region, and the Dendro Archon organizes a group chat for them. Needless to say, things get MUCH more chaotic than intended.

Ren's "Not Phantom Thief related" group chat some how has a 100% chance for some dumb shit to happen in it. Within the first 2 days of the group being made, there's already something happening. So much has happened in his life within the past week: A castle in an alternate world, a floaty ghost man by the name of Arsène, Morgana the talking cat, Kamoshida and meeting his first new friends in Tokyo. Out of all of them, he wouldn't give up his friends or family for anything. Even if most of them are complete dumbasses, they're his group of dumbasses. This is a Persona 5 Chatfic following the "Totally capable Phantom Thieves" throughout the year, with dumbasses doing dumbass stuff when it isn't Serious O'Clock. Whilst this does follow the main storyline of P5, I hope to curve and bend it a little bit and add some herbs and spices here and there. And sometimes snap canon over my thigh. I try to update this at least once a month. (Not a Royal fic. Please do not comment Strikers spoilers. I have not finished it.)

in an impulse Mina makes a group chat after the dorms are established.

The Untamed universe is exactly the same, except everybody has magical crystals that have a suspiciously familiar messaging system. The story is pretty much the same as the show, except everyone lives!! (so minor changes).orin which Wei WuXian tries his darndest to date Lan Zhan, Jiang Cheng possibly has a aneurysm, Jin ZiXuan is still the most awkward human alive, and Xue Yang makes me write some VERY cursed things. Written in chatfic format! :3 Comments are very much appreciated! ^.^b

Sunshine: Do you just have one minor inconvenience and cry for an hour?Sunshine: Unrelated I dropped my ramen cup. Pika: I once stubbed my toe and took out the power of a whole city block. Or Another Class 1-A chat fic for the soul

When All for One died, it was supposed to get better. Japan was supposed to get better. It didn't. Vigilantes are now as common as heroes and villains, there's a new Trigger epidemic across the country and, to top it all, the government sometimes seems to be making it worse. Heroes are doing what they can, but that doesn't seem enough. Meanwhile, a group of people decides that enough is enough and, tired of this never ending war between heroes and villains, try to stay out of the conflict. But the chess pieces are moving, and they may not have the freedom to choose.

DeezWatts: HOlY S H I T ! BoomBoomPow: the deed is done Kewwo: Can we talk about how much I love our new fake adopted dad? Vulpix: What happened? Rowlet: The evil is defeated. ((Another BNHA chat fic, Includes Teacher Shenanigans and The Usual Tomfoolery. Updates (Usually) 1-2 times a month!)) Authors Notes - Chapters: 32/35/56Currently: On Undetermined Hiatus!!Also for context I started writing this while trying to memorize the characters so I feel like there's quite a lot of ooc stuff going on dnbsns sorry monarchs!

another hilarious dsmp chatfic that the world definitely needs (lowercase edition)

otoya: your sisters snapchat or your life chigiri: what is wrong with you isagi: hes telling you to kill yourself otoya eita alternatively: what the hell's going on in hakuho academy's football club?

The newly designed cellphones from Fontaine are all the rage in Teyvat, and Venti uses this to put all his friends in one place. Chaos, of course, ensues. **No more updates. Thank you all for joining me on this journey and enjoying my writing, but I will be ending this fic because it has become too long and too many chapters for me to manage. This started in the pre-inazuma content void, when there were way less characters to keep track of. I never intended for this to be a long running series, and I want to turn my attention to more serious writing, as I find that to be more fun. Thank you! (Also there are too many chapters idk how to mark this as complete soz)**

Me: Tubbo? It’s Tommy, sorry it took so long to txt. Mother was not pleased with me. xxx-xxx-0976 is typing... xxx-xxx-0976: My name is not Tubbo, you have the wrong number. Sorry about that. Me: Tubbo please, this isn’t funny. I am in serious trouble and I need ur help Me: Oh wait, I’m sorry wrong numer xxx-xxx-0976 is typing... … xxx-xxx-0976: Whats your name? ----or My first ever chatfic but I only know how to write angst so this is not going to be the funny or chaotic ones you normally see

Goro: Would it be okay if I were to refer to you all by your first names? Akira: You can call me anything you like honey Several people are typing... Alternatively: a peek into Akira's phone.

Ren: good morningFutaba: good morningAkechi: What the fuck is wrong with you people. Akechi rejoins the Phantom Thieves group chat and remembers exactly what he was missing out on. Spoilers for Royal and Strikers.

Diluc, Xiao, and Rosaria left the chatAether added Diluc, Xiao, and RosariaAether blocked the leave chat featureAether blocked the mute feature Diluc: You fucker

Chargebolt: as much as I would love to celebrate this occasion Chargebolt: there is a pressing matter we must discuss The_Abyss_Beckons: our slow march to the inevitable and how every second is a moment we will never get back, spent feeling fleeting emotions in a sad attempt not to let the crushing existential dread set in? Chargebolt: what no Chargebolt: nicknames_________________________________________________________________AKA the Disaster Class gets a Discord!

Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that. Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you. Dick: I- Dick: Try again - Tim is having boy troubles. Tim goes to his brothers for help. Tim...did not think that plan of action through. (In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)

loverboy <3: i have decided that i am wearing a skirt to school tomorrow several people are typing… i’ll kill you all one day. : no. fox boy (derogatory): SHUT UP or: just another chatfic, but dream has a harem and techno is overprotective

venti: someone send help now venti: i’ll personally serenade you with the shape of you x wap mashup that i created on my hot flaming mixtape venti: for free childe: i’ll do it xiao: i should’ve known childe would agree to this fucking bullshit. beidou: wait no be quiet, i want to see how this goes down.

Chatfic between a few TMNT universes. Very self indulgent on the authors part, just experimenting a lil back here. Some earlier chapters are retconned, and/or are in the process of being rewritten. ~~~ sleepdeprived_shell: ERM...sleepdeprived_shell: EVERYONE TAKE A STEP BACK AND READ THE NAMES. happy_Mike: oh em gee newage_red_artist: oh great, we're doing the alternate universe thing again. im_blue_katanas: /Again?/

Oh no my glASSes: “have martin ‘forget’ to bring jon tea” Scooby snacc: :0 - A TMA group chat fic with pranks, pining, and many half-baked attempts to get jon to have one (1) willing social interaction.

A chat room is opened for the convenience of Overwatch's many members. Unfortunately, Winston forgets that Overwatch's many members are anything but professional. This can only go one way...

venti: This Is What Happens When You Force A Boy To Eat Cement At Age Six. The Results Are Heartbreaking. childe: fuck you i did not eat cement when i was a baby welcome to the childe bullying club 🥰

Some time ago, the Traveler helped the right inventor test some prototypes. Now, the finished version of “Telefones” (commonly shortened to just “fones”) have spread all across Teyvat and gained massive popularity. The Traveler received an unlimited supply as thanks for their help, and they proceeded to gift fones to all their friends. Surely that would be a good, efficient way to keep in touch, right? (Basically, all the playable characters are stuffed in a canon-compliant chatfic.) --- ~Lisa~: Jean.~Lisa~: I swear to Barbatos, if you’re still working on that report I will tear the door down and drag you out myselfventi: do itNoelle: Hello! I just finished cleaning the main hallNoelle: Well the floor is now full of wood and splinters from the broken door, back to work I goamber:): wait no, Noelle’s also overworked

GroundZero: what is this fucking bullshit Ingenium: Please refrain from using foul language in the group message Bakugou. GroundZero: fuck you

"PokemonMaster" has logged on. PokemonMaster: guys it's happening again Watershowers: Oh no, which legendary is it this time? PokemonMaster: Kapu Kokeko, the guardian of one of Alola's islands RockHard: Fantastic . How long did it take? PokemonMaster: literally the first day i was there Ookido-Hakase Jnr.: actually how

Izuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was actually pretty chill. Neito. The boy with the 'villainous' copy quirk and a superiority complex. ... Now how the fuck did these four end up together? None of the art is mine. This includes the cover. Poly ship Half chat fic, half normal writing.

In which the girls of 1-a (and a few from 1-b later on) discuss their erstwhile male classmate, in the Total Command 'verse

Iida Tenya: How do you do, fellow teens? barry benson: sigufvlseugfalu wHAT jackoff: someone end me please froppy: i have many regrets

Wilbur decides to make a groupchat with a bunch of people across the school... how fun*****Wilbur Soot: all good things have started with this lineWilbur Soot: do you want to do drugs tommy?

A chatfic.A companion piece to Once More, Slightly To The Left Demigods and Gods have acquired some phones and decide to make that everyone else's problem.Naturally, Twitter is delighted.

Sighing deeply, you reached for your textbook when you saw a… metal claw inching towards it? You would’ve fully believed that you were hallucinating if you didn’t watch the claw snatch your textbook right from underneath your hands. “Hey, I need that!” you yelled. You followed along the arm of the claw before your eyes came to focus on a dark figure in a purple hoodie. You seemed to have spooked the figure for a moment. They froze, simply just staring at you for five seconds until they turned around and started sprinting from you. God, you were tired. But there was no way in hell that you were about to find yourself a victim of some engineering frat’s antics. Ain’t no way. --- In other words, How two geeks take a year to fall in love (and do cool science things in the in between.)

Deku added IidaTenya , RockHard for you , MOMo,Tailman,Ice Ice Baby, Snow White, 10+ others into Class 1-A Deku : Hi Guys!!! Welcome to the official class 1-A chatroom! Hope we’ll have fun talking. :) IidaTenya : Thank you for creating this chat Midoriya-kun. However I would like to add in some rules here. 1) Please keep this chat strictly for school purposes and refrain from discussing matters unrelated to school. 2) No swearing ,especially you Bakugou. Please abide to the rules when using the chat, Thank you and have fun. Kamemenari : You know it’s bad when you can imagine Iida doing those arm swishing action while typing that. LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : FUCK YOU FOUR EYES, I’LL SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has left the chat OrAnother BNHA Chatfic. Literal randomness, crazy, fluff and ships. And sometimes paragraphs of stories. Updates comes every 2 weeks :D or more if I'm on a roll.

0422-XXXX: Hey.0422-XXXX: It’s the guy from the restaurant this afternoon. I was debating whether or not to send you this message, but I feel it’s only fair I let you know.0422-XXXX: I’m not interested.0422-XXXX: I do appreciate you giving me your number, and I’m sure your confidence will treat you well in the future. But I likely won’t contact you any further than this.0422-XXXX: Best wishes.akira kurusu: ????????akira kurusu: excuse me??akira kurusu: i don’t remember giving anyone my number today????akira kurusu: or going out, for that matter???0422-XXXX: I must have the wrong number, then. Apologies for the inconvenience.akira kurusu: np dude well done on the rejection akira kurusu: i liedakira kurusu: that was an awful rejection0422-XXXX: Excuse me?