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Hermione convince Draco a spiare per l'Ordine e diventa la sua responsabile. Ma quali sono le sue vere motivazioni? Difficile a dirsi quando ancora se lo sta chiedendo anche lui. VINCITORE: Migliori Fic Dramione 2022 su Reddit4° Posto Tempo di guerra2° Posto BAMF!Hermione .............................................................. Draco la interruppe. “Potrai avere la mia bacchetta, ma non controlli il flusso di informazioni qui. Non è la tua vita in gioco.” Granger si irrigidì alla sua affermazione. “La mia vita è in gioco ogni giorno.” “Anche. La. Mia.” Ringhiò. “Restituiscimi la mia dannata bacchetta e non essere così dannatamente ovvia quando mi contatti.” Lei socchiuse gli occhi. “Te l'ho già detto che farò più attenzione la prossima volta.” Meglio che lo faccia. “Un'altra cosa.” “Cosa, Malfoy?” sibilò, ancora arrabbiata per non aver ottenuto le informazioni che voleva. Lui le puntò un dito contro perché capisse quanto fosse importante. “Devi imparare l'Occlumanzia. Se vieni catturata, sono morto.” Lei lo guardò con sfida. “Lo siamo entrambi.” Lui non poteva discutere. Lei lanciò la sua bacchetta per terra e scomparve con un crack.

That one-night stand with Draco Malfoy was a mistake. Hermione doesn't make mistakes, or at least she isn't supposed to. She's working hard at her Ministry career, however frustrating and pointless her job may be, and she's also got to live up to everyone's expectations as Hogwarts's most famous Muggle-born and a top-tier War Hero. So, why is she still sleeping with Draco Malfoy, ex-Death Eater and infamous pureblood? And why isn't she certain that she wants to stop?

Draco's stuck working as a sex-advice columnist after the Ministry impounded both his family's money and Malfoy Manor. He traded on his sex god reputation at Hogwarts in order to get the job, but there are a few small problems: he's a virgin, and he also has no idea what he's talking about. When Hermione Granger arrives at his office, irate at the poor quality of his advice, Draco finds himself blackmailed into letting her instruct him on the proper way to give sex advice. She apparently gets up to some pretty creative sexual practices in her spare time, but she's also an irritating, intrusive know-it-all. Draco should be chomping at the bit to get rid of her, so why is he fantasizing about her all the time?

Spying for the Order is taking its toll on Draco. To cheer him up, Hermione brings him to a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show to participate in the virgin induction ceremony. Draco is not amused. ~ “Party bags.” His lips twitched. “Aren’t we a bit old for that? The last time I got party favors was Greg’s eighth birthday.” “No, nothing like that.” Her grin returned. “The party bags have toilet paper, rice, toast, squirt guns, a deck of cards...” She tried to remember what else was included. “It’s been a while. I’ve probably forgotten some of the items.” “And what do we do with all that?” She laughed nervously before answering. “Throw them at the screen.” “We throw toast at the screen?” he repeated in disbelief. She nodded. “And shout at the film too, while it’s happening.” Malfoy furrowed his brow. “Muggles do this for fun?” “Some Muggles.” “Ah.” His eyes brightened in understanding and he tapped the side of his nose. “The weird ones.” Her voice rose defensively. “It’s a cult classic!” “So you’re part of a cult.” He chuckled at her scowl. “Are you one of the weird Muggles, Granger?”