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Dopo che Jungkook si è prodigato per aiutare uno sconosciuto dall'aspetto malaticcio in una notte piovosa, l'universo sceglie di ricompensarlo nel modo più bizzarro e inaspettato possibile – con un nido di Papà Zucchero Vampiro iperprotettivi.

It’s been two months since the storm, and Childe hasn’t seen Zhongli not even once, not since that fateful meeting with the Signora where the truth is finally unveiled. And what a fun little kick to the gut that is, the realization that not only had he been played by all sides, but he's also being tossed aside like trash now that his use had run its course. It’s not that Childe doesn’t get it. He’s a Harbinger. He knows first-hand what it means to do his duty, to put the mission first and his personal feelings far, far away, preferably locked up in a box, where it wouldn’t interfere with his job. He knows what it’s like working with vipers, to scheme and plot and lie in wait for the opportune moment to stab his opponent in the back. But this time, this time Childe can’t help but feel a little (a lot) gutted. Stupid. He’s gotten himself stupidly attached. --A story about Childe trying to move on after the events of 1.1 Update, but some of his actions have consequences, and those consequences have followed him back to Snezhnaya. NOTE: THIS FIC WAS DRAFTED BEFORE 1.1 UPDATE CAME OUT. MIND THE CANON-DIVERGENT TAG FOR THIS REASON.

Jungkook’s tipsy, but he’s not buzzed enough to miss that he doesn’t recognize any of the four dozen people here. And seeing as his friends aren’t ones to ditch and there’s no way they’d play a prank this mean on him, Jungkook reaches the conclusion that he just walked into a stranger’s very expensive home, uninvited, and started eating their food and petting their well-dressed dog. (Or: Jungkook shows up to the wrong Halloween party and meets the most powerful family in Seoul.)

"Keep your wits about you Inspector Graham – I rather fear you are going to need them." London 1888. In order to catch the notorious serial killer known as Jack the Ripper, Will Graham must seek the insights of Dr Hannibal Lecter. ----- Now with beautiful fanart! Huge thanks to azrabel, carrionofmyywaywardwatson, cervolina, cherry, CrazyInL0v3, graham_cracker, marlahanni, nnova, Petriey and tictactoes. Podfic available hereTranslations: Chinese and Russian

Wealthy CEO Kim Namjoon adopts a very special bunny hybrid as an anniversary present for his five boyfriends. This is the story of Jungkook's new life as an adopted companion, his trials and tribulations as he learns how to live as part of human society, and the friends he makes along the way. (Basically just an excuse for gratuitous bunny!Jungkook sexytimes. Open for requests.)

The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.

Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies, and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole. [An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].

Given that he’d made it into adulthood without having ever experienced any dynamic-related instincts or pre-heat symptoms, Jungkook (and the rest of society) had naturally assumed the maknae was a Beta. Turns out they were wrong. (Or, the one where Jungkook goes into heat unexpectedly and subsequently gets coddled by his affectionate hyungs.)

“And in that moment, Draco knows. He knows that all his deep-rooted suspicions about Harry’s childhood are terribly, horribly true.” As their relationship grows, so do Draco’s misgivings about Harry’s past.

"If Sherlock's brain is a hard drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse." Sherlock Holmes does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help Sherlock pick up the pieces.

A series of short, stand-alone stories detailing the lives of bad-at-selfcare Jungkook and his overprotective hyungs.(See inside for full story index.) Chapter 15: Stay Woke ---- Jungkook hasn't slept properly in four days, and he's about to reach breaking point.Chapter 16: Sweet Like Chocolate ---- Sometimes misery is self-inflicted (but oh, so tasty). Chapter 17: Sleep Tight ---- A recurring nightmare is plaguing Jungkook’s dreams and he doesn't know how to make it stop. Chapter 18: A Step Too Far ---- Jungkook falls down the stairs, and decides to avoid embarrassment by keeping news of the accident to himself. Chapter 19: As The Proverbial Kite ---- After a trip to hospital, Jungkook's left feeling pretty high. Chapter 20: A Late Night Stroll (Part 1) ---- Jungkook’s nocturnal activities have the rest of BTS feeling a little on edge. (NEW!)Chapter 21: Sunny-Side Up ---- After falling asleep by the pool during their Hawaii vacation, Jungkook learns the hard way that even factor-50 sunscreen has its limits.

Victor falls in love with Yuuri every single time they touch each other. Yuuri loves him from the beginning. Chinese Version

Obi-Wan was hurt. He was bleeding and wouldn't wake up. Little Anakin, only recently freed from slavery, went to the cockpit of the ship to send a distress call. He took a deep breath, then, as steadily as he could, spoke into the transmitter. “We need help, please. I don’t know where we are and we need help. Is anyone there?” The distress call was answered and it changed everything.

Dream didn't know what came over him, he wanted some time to think. Some time turned to days and thinking turned to building a nice home. Days turned to weeks and the home is bigger and cozier now. Weeks turned to years and it's been a while since Dream has seen his friends. Still, they're definitely living a more peaceful life now that he's gone, right? (Or, Dream left and started a cottagecore after the L'manberg Revolution and a Dreamon took his spot and the plot continues as it does in canon. Except, we have a Dream who likes to stay in his cottage and help his injured friends without telling them who he is, exactly)

As the newly appointed cultural liaison to Northern Water Tribe, Zuko is the first Fire Nation Citizen to step foot inside the city's walls in nearly a century. He's determined to prove himself—to the Fire Lord and to his father—even if the Water Tribe's spirit-touched prince seems to want nothing to do with him. or Moon Spirit Sokka AU

Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual John/Sherlock Hurt/Comfort case fic. Post the Great Game

The first over-night trip off campus since the training camp was supposed to be a fun break from more intense work back home. But between a bleak introduction to chaos theory, a chilly reception from the locals, and the looming threat of a villain attack, Izuku has too much on his mind to properly enjoy the fresh air. But those worries are a light breeze compared to the hurricane that accompanies what he finds on the outskirts of town. Or rather, what finds him. [If you see this fic anywhere that isn’t the official AO3 website, it’s stolen.]

After Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides it's not safe for Harry to spend the rest of the summer at the Leaky Cauldron, and instead sends him to stay at Spinner’s End with Professor Snape. It's tense, awkward, and teeming with misunderstandings...but it might be the best thing that's happened to either of them. They're both been without a family for a very long time.

Mr. Stark places the back of his hand against Peter’s forehead, realises again he’s wearing gauntlets and Peter is wearing a mask, and retracts it. “Friday, does he have a fever?” “Oh my god,” Falcon says. “What kind of hellscape did knock-off Harry Potter throw us into? Are you parenting him right now?”

“Let me guess, you’re going to go take care of Yuuri while he sleeps? Just in case he sneezes or something?” Yurio rolls his eyes, folding his arms across his chest. “Viktor, you’re whipped.” Viktor rubs the back of his neck as he leans against the wall. “What does that mean?” “It means that if Yuuri asked you to do a little dance for him in nothing but a coconut bra and a hula skirt, you’d do it.” Viktor pauses, confused. “And that's a bad thing?” chinese

Suddenly, like the unpredictable spring of a cobra, the answer struck her. “Oh. I understand. You’re courting me.” She pauses for a moment, thinking. She notices and chooses to ignore the gradual parting of Enid’s lips as her mouth gapes. “Very well then. You may continue.” AKA: The fic where Enid stumbles into the Addam’s family tradition of formal courtship, and is left to continue to stumble through the process.

When a simple C-rank mission turns into a straight-up nightmare, the members of Team Seven narrowly escape with their lives. They end up stuck in the middle of nowhere, each of them injured and forced to rely on one another for help. They’ve only been a team for a couple of weeks, still distant from one another, still trying hard to prove themselves. But when they’re all hurt and struggling desperately to survive, they have no choice but to lower their walls. Stranded far away from the village, Team Seven fights to get back home safely – but with help impossibly far away, with their food supplies shrinking and with their injuries slowing them down, their journey becomes more difficult with every step. In the wake of their struggle, though, their bonds grow steadily stronger.

Kaito hates Kokichi… but he hates the killing game even more. In the cold, cavernous Exisal hangar, Kaito stares into the poison-fevered eyes of the Ultimate Supreme Leader and makes a decision: the killing game is over. He will not kill Kokichi. He will not drop the press and entomb this child inside the killing game he claims to despise. So, Kaito comes up with a plan to save Kokichi’s life, but to pull it off, the two of them will have to work together inside the Exisal, trick Monokuma into reaching a false verdict, and end the class trial before Kokichi succumbs to the Strike-9 poison.---In other words, Kaito makes a choice that rewrites chapter 5, and in doing so, forces a certain someone to rewrite chapter 6...

When Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg, they have to work through Yuuri's anxiety and Victor's secrets to find their balance.

There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up. “Wayne Residence.” That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself. --On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.

Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?” “I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.” “So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?” Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.” OR Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school. Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it. It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing. And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.

"It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow." Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.

“I just wanted to introduce myself. Your uncle had told me his niece had been thinking of applying to work in the gardens, so I thought I would introduce myself.” Fire Lord Zuko was awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck and a slight blush crawled up his cheeks. Oh my Spirits, Hana thought. Our Fire Lord is adorable. Or,5 times the palace staff were protective over their Fire Lord because they all love him to death, and 1 time they had someone else do it.

The crows continue to surround him. Maybe they know he isn't a real crow, sense the impostor. Tommy would have laughed if it wasn't for the hundred fucking crows watching him like a walking bag of food. He is about to get ejected. He is about to fucking die. OR Tommy dies in the prison and respawns in the body of a crow. Phil and Techno are clueless that this angry injured fledgling is actually Tommy.

Percy doesn’t get migraines very often, thank the Gods, but when he does they tend to knock him on his ass for days, regardless of drugs, ocean water, sleep, ambrosia, or anything else he’d tried. He just had to wait (suffer) it out. It was just his luck that his first migraine in literally years would hit when he was visiting his father in Atlantis for the first time after the war with Gaea. And instead of waking up with one and being able to hide in his rooms, he’d have to collapse in public, right after talking to his half brother Triton. If it didn’t hurt so damn much he’d be embarrassed.

"Damian heard his alarm go off, knowing it was time for him to get up. He struggled to blink his eyes open, as he felt like it required all his energy to just do that simple movement." Damian hasn't been feeling like himself lately. He not sure what wrong, but he concluded it's nothing to fussed about.

When Aunt May discovers that he's Spider-Man, something inside her snaps. She starts to abuse him and he deserves it, doesn't he? After all, people have died because of him. People who wouldn't have died if he was a better hero. Officially complete. Dead Dove: Do not eat. This story can now be found in Russian: https://ficbook.net/readfic/9297131 And in Chinese: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14695224/chapters/33957036 And now in French!https://archiveofourown.org/works/42708762/chapters/107290062 Thanks to all these lovely people who translated!! <3

Dream seems to suddenly become sick while in the prison, revealing he has a volatile mating cycle, so the server decides to let him out for a bit until he gets better. As Dream's health fluctuates, the server learns so much about their admin that they didn't know before and things in the server start to attempt to heal. Non-sexual Non-traditional A/B/O! Some sexual humor but otherwise all platonic and exploring the concept and how bodies are weird when we don't want them to be. INDEFINITE HIATUS as of 2/27/2024

Opened up a new prompts inbox request on my Tumblr (jotaros-massive-tiddies) that will be accepting prompts till 09:00 AM CET tomorrow! If any of yall wanna make a request, send it over in my inbox on Tumblr!Edit: Request prompts are closed! I will only be posting the ones I've currently got in my drafts, amd am aiming to have finished them all by the end of Jan! Thank you all so much for a wonderful 2019 and I hope everyone will have an amazing 2020!!---Smut: 19. I thought we could do a little more than kissing.---Edit: I EwNasty have not given my permission for my work to be posted on any third-party website or app such as Fanfic Pocket.

Takes place soon after Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi became cultivation partners (cough married cough) and are living in the Cloud Recesses. Three takes on the consequences of Wei Ying’s loose-tonguedness and more. Or Wangxian's dose of fluffy smut in every possible way, if you will.