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The anthology about a naive, well-endowed family who decides to become nudists in their home. It leads to all manner of seemingly impossible scenarios and mishaps. There will be a huge focus on gay incest, accidental penetrations, and ridiculous sexual situations. The characters remain the same, but they mostly don’t retain anything from other chapters. Certain stories from this anthology will be added separately to a few story series. This will keep them easier to organize but still include characters from this story. This anthology will remain the main place that I will upload Clumsy Clarks chapters. Also, none of this is real. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, whatsoever. Don’t have sex with minors or relatives! Hope you enjoy!

Steve likes taking care of his team. It gives him focus in a confusing new world. But one member of the team never learned that it's okay to be taken care of. Until the night Tony gets a concussion, and his deepest secret - that, when he's absolutely sure he's alone, he likes to role play being a toddler - comes out into the open and affords Steve the perfect opportunity.

"Sebastian Vettel, 23-year-old driver for Red Bull Racing, has been spotted with a mysterious child," a reporter announced. "Who is the child, and why is he in the picture? Stay tuned for more updates." Sebastian, although not thrilled about the sudden attention, knew that he couldn't keep Charles a secret forever. As he walked through the paddock, he found himself surrounded by a barrage of questions from reporters and photographers. "Who is the child, Sebastian?" one reporter demanded. "Is he yours? Who is the mother?" another pressed. "Why did you keep this a secret for so long?" a third questioned.

After a career covering news across the world, journalist Wei Wuxian is unexpectedly on his way home with a child in tow. Unfortunately, the path home isn't without obstacles.

A short book of short haikyuu!! Piss kink requests. Pairings will be in the chapter! Added a discussion board so you can comment stuff you think is hot/cute/sexy/ect. It'll give me ideas for my next fics so feel free to comment! IF YOU'RE HERE FROM THE TIK TOK PLEASE READ THE VERY LAST CHAPTER TITLED "ADDRESSING THE TIKTOK" Follow my Twitter! @haikyuu_piss_k

When Hester Edwards sent two magic portals to her girlfriend Natsuko, connected to her mouth and pussy, it might have been prudent to use a more reputable courier - especially when Natsuko's pervert of a neighbour receives them instead... and he intends to keep them. Contains 3D renders of scenes!

Fed up with unrealistic omorashi fic, Remus makes a detailed list to guide him as he explores his kink. *this is slightly AU: Remus has a computer/the internet and isn't afraid to use it lol**I have absolutely no idea how AU this is or in which sort of time it's set, but the internet is A Thing but Lily is pregnant, so make of that what you will

Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him. Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship. “What the fuck was that?” Ed demands from afar, voice heard easily over the crash of the sea around them. “Was that Stede? Where the fuck is he?” “Oh, no,” Lucius says quietly. “If you jump overboard, babe, I swear I’ll come back for you,” Black Pete promises him. or: lucius accidentally gives stede a flesh wound, and ed loses his mind like they're not all pirates.

Maya Bishop is a fire chief for the Seattle fire department. She loves her job & is the most dedicated fire chief they’ve ever seen. Her life revolves around her job. She loves to run & her occasional Wednesday night self care.Carina Deluca is an OB/GYN at Grey Sloan Hospital in Seattle. She loves her job. She gets to bring babies into the world & even gets to see how they’re growing up sometimes. Her world revolves around her job & her brother Andrea. THIS IS A G!P STORY!!!!

Sam Winchester desperately wishes with everything he has to find a cure from the Mark of Cain for his older brother, Dean. And when Sam finds the means of doing just that, Dean refuses his brother’s help, until circumstances leave him unable to refuse any longer. But with the cure, consequences follow. Consequences Sam, Dean and Castiel could never have foreseen. But will the knowledge they seek in the aftermath provide answers, or will it leave them once again facing an uncertain future.

For the better part of a year, Steve has been obsessed with finding Bucky to the point where he's neglecting everything else - including his boyfriend, Tony. Tony puts a brave face on and acts as supportive as he can, but on the inside he's falling apart. And no one knows it until the night Tony snaps. In a fit of desperation, JARVIS calls on Phil, the only one capable of understanding because of his age play with Clint, to care for Tony. Phil might not be used to taking care of someone as little as Tony Stark, but - until Steve gets the emergency message to return - he'll be damned if he lets that stop him.

Heather Koenig, heir to Koenig Creamery Industries, has a very annoying boyfriend. So annoying, in fact, she'll ditch him when he's showing her around one of her family's automated dairy farms - and unknowingly wander straight into the intake chamber... Includes 3D rendered images of scenes!

After a beating lands 4 year old Harry Potter in the Hospital it is discovered Tony DiNozzo is his father. Tony must step up with some help from his Boss and Partner to help raise Harry with all the new adventures they will go on.

Just some little Sapnap one-shots to soothe the soul bc I love him <3Current unstarted requests: 33 Little!Punz in Chapter 48 Little!Dream in Chapter 49⚠️Strictly SFW⚠️

Harry's finally got a summer without the Durselys, only problem is he's staying with Snape. Harry has certain issues that come to light but Snape wont care will he? They hate each other, and it's gonna stay that way right? Mentor/Guardian/Father Snape

Kim Namjoon as the cute, adorable, mushy, squishy little nyumjoon. With the six obsessive, possessive, protective of the most incredulous handsome Bangtan Boys; Seokjin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Taehyung, Jimin, and Jungkook. An adventure of Little Joonie with his six caregivers. Little! Namjoon x OT6 Daddies 🆂🆃🅰🆁🆃 : １１/０１/２０１９🅴🅽🅳 : 28/04/2023 © 2019 𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃

Back at the flat Sherlock threw himself down on the couch, limbs akimbo, throat bared, one wrist placed strategically over his furrowed brow. He moaned, but not too loudly, just under the threshold of noticeably dramatic. He unbuttoned the top three buttons of his shirt with his other hand, making sure that John had plenty of chest to explore. Exploration was good. Exploration was highly encouraged.

After receiving a letter of inheritance from his biological father, omega Jimin’s adoptive grandparents place an ad in the papers in search of a suitable alpha to mate him and help him care for his newly acquired property. He never expects the situation to allow him to meet the most wonderful alpha in the world or build a perfect life with Jungkook, the mate of his dreams. Fate always works itself out in the end.

"MADDIE!!" Tom yelled, running inside the house with the unconcious heghehog is his arms. "SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH-" "Donut Lord!" Came the call from inside, and next thing he knew, a familiar blue blurr appeared besides him, followed by his wife. "What happened?!" "..." Tom stared at Sonic. Then looked at the mobian in his arms who he thought had been Sonic. Or During another fight with Eggman, Sonic is thrown into a different universe thanks to one of Eggman's inventions. The Wachowski's are the ones to find him.. because ofcourse they are. But with other Sonic now gone.. what will happen to his universe?

Without love, we are all like birds with broken wings.

CEO/Lost Boy AU The World is divided into three major categories composed of Alphas, Betas and Omegas. In an Alpha dominated society, they are a minority, but they are undoubtedly the most influential people in the World, born with every right ever named. Betas are just trying to live a normal life, while Omegas are trying their luck, some of them by hiding away their true nature to escape their own bleak future... Park Jimin is the young CEO of an emerging company of his own in Seoul. He is powerful and well-known. Jeon Jungkook is a young man who came across the wrong people when he moved to Seoul. He is weak and lost. Fate had these two souls meet at the same time, in the same place. There’s only one small detail: Park Jimin is actually an Omega, and Jeon Jungkook is, in fact, an Alpha.

Tony rocked back and forth on his chair, hand at his mouth, watching with intense anticipation as Ross continued to talk to his team. "Compromise, reassurance. That's how the world works. Believe me, this is the middle ground." "So, there are-" Rhodey began, but was cut off by a thud. Or, in which, Tony's son walks (runs) in on an 'important' meeting.

In the aftermath of being kidnapped by Hydra, Tony and Clint are struggling to deal with the ramifications of the drug they were dosed with: they can't stay big, but nor can they stay little: it's a slippery, uncontrollable slope. While they wait for Bruce to create a cure or for Thor to find one on Asgard, Phil and Steve decide to get their partners out of the city and away from the media. Bucky tags along.

He had a bad feeling that something was going to go wrong, but he was a scientist and feelings wasn't concrete evidence and so he ignored. Tony Stark really wished he had of listened to his gut, because he hadn't he was now in the body of his child self and all the baggage that came with it. Could this day get any worse?

What's the worst that could happen?

While on their way back from supplementary classes, Bakugou saves Hatsume from being run over by a truck. Daily good action accomplished - life turned upside down and inside out by one of her ‘babies’.When Bakugou wakes up in the school infirmary with a killer headache and two massive bumps on his head, he finds out his life has been turned into a game. To be more specific, a dating sim with only two available variants: he gets a ‘happy ending’ and starts dating one of his acquaintances or he gets a ‘bad ending’, where he dies or dies or, you guessed right, dies.To make matters even worse for him, he’s only a character to his own game - not the player. That role had been delivered to the other unconscious patient sprawled on the bed next to his, Todoroki. [AKA unwilling Todoroki needs to play Cupid for an unwilling Bakugou]

A series of omorashi K-pop drabbles . Requests welcome Note: Scat chapters have been moved to my story Messy K-Pop Adventures

*see notes for full prompt list* chapter one: introduction chapter two: wetting in uniform: snow white with red hair chapter three: in an alley: persona 4 chapter four: tied up and desperate: banana fish chapter five: bed-wetting: yuri on ice!! chapter six: wetting on purpose: black butler chapter seven: in a container: attack on titan chapter eight: unable to locate toilet: 13 reasons why chapter nine: opposite genders bathroom: bnha chapter ten: in a vehicle: bnha chapter eleven: on the floor: haikyuu!! chapter twelve: trying to hide wet patch: attack on titan chapter thirteen: in a theater: ouran high school host club chapter fourteen: too embarrassed to ask: kaguya-sama chapter fifteen: unable to get clothing off in time: ass class :) chapter sixteen: in a line: hunter x hunter chapter seventeen: locked out of bathroom: lookism chapter eighteen: in the snow: star wars III trilogy chapter nineteen: at a desk: violet evergarden chapter twenty: in the woods: gravity falls chapter twenty-one: in a sexy outfit: maid-sama

K-pop fans and the world at large are thrown into turmoil when the rising global sensation Bangtan Sonyeondan, better known as BTS, are kidnapped in the dead of night. As the world reels in confusion, the young men of BTS find themselves living a nightmare from which they may never escape. Will they survive? Will they still be the Bangtan Sonyeondan that fans all over the world know and love? Or will they be forever changed? A story by Kaelyn Grey (@kaelyn_grey, [email protected]) **SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR MORE DISCONTINUATION DETAILS OR FOLLOW LINK THERE**

In a world where Classifications are everything, Tony Stark finds out that he was miss-Classified. His Neutral title had been wrong his whole life, and now, he has been reClassified under his true title: Little. This is the story of how Tony comes to love his new life with Steve, his older brother Bucky, and his great-big family in the Avenger's Tower.

When traffic hits with a full bladder, Dean and Cas realize their dirty secret...

”There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled. / There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled. / You feel it, don't you?” — Rumi. Summer, ‘73: A month before she dies, Mabel Mitchell signs away her son’s future in Tom Kazansky's name. Fall, ‘78: An eighteen-year-old Pete Kazansky, is married, bonded, and expecting his first baby. Until one day, he isn’t. Summer, ‘83: Two people find their way back to each other, and on the path of healing and forgiveness, also find themselves. --Or,A story spanning decades—about love, loss, and carving out an identity for yourself, in a world that doesn’t want you to have one.

Charles Leclerc ascends the throne consumed by grief. Max Emilian Verstappen pops up into his life unexpectedly, carrying with him words of peace.

Clint came to terms with his daddy occasionally babysitting Tony a long time ago; sometimes it was even fun. What's a lot less fun was admitting that he might need a babysitter when his daddy's away too. It helped a bit that Tony was feeling just as sick and little, even if he refused to admit it until he wet his pants while sneezing.