Stiles's Guide To Speaking Wolf
Hello fellow human!
So you’ve gone and complicated your life with WEREWOLVES! Whether by accident or intentional, your life has now changed irrevocably. But relax. I’m here to help you.
As a fragile member of Homo sapiens who has spent years running with a pack (to the point that I am married to a werewolf) I have taken the liberty of explaining some of the more important gestures, vocalizations, habits and other oddities that come part and parcel with your lycanthrope friends. Whether you’re dating one, living with one, related to one or have had one next door, my definitive guide to speaking wolf will have you interacting with your furry friends in no time at all!
Is that howl angry, sad or plain wistful? No problem! Can’t tell the difference between a huff and a growl? Relax! Is that a nuzzle or a sniff? Be confused no more! Read on, and communicate with your lycanthropes as if you were one yourself!