Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates.
Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.
Phil gets a warning from Rose that the Ender King is going to make a move soon. Phil ends up possessed by Ender King, and it's up to Missa, Fit, Etoiles, and some of the other islanders to get Phil back in control of himself.