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Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him. When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.

Stiles hangs out with werewolves. Stiles dresses up as Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween. It's supposed to be ironic.

Harry blurts out some of his fantasies to Malfoy.

"good afternoon," jeongguk says. "do you have a few moments to listen to the word of god?" the young man in front of him crosses his arms, tilts his head in thought. "depends...what's he saying these days?" (jeongguk spends the final days before the rapture trying to turn lost souls to the word of god and comes across seokjin who challenges all of his beliefs).

Childe and Zhongli’s friendship is unlikely, with one being an impulsive, confident, and adventurous billionaire who’s friends with virtually everyone and sought after by more, and the other a quiet, reserved, and introverted old soul who says “please” and “thank you” to leaves on the sidewalk. And yet, they get along with one another better than anyone else. They’ve been friends for years and found themselves in their own troublesome dilemmas at the same time. Childe, a young CEO of the multi-billion dollar company “Fatui”, is dealing with more inappropriate gestures and remarks in regards to him being single than he cares for. Zhongli, a consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Home, is going through a financial crisis, with every possible liability hitting him at once. When ranting to each other over drinks one night, they come to the most absurd solution to both of their problems: pose Zhongli as Childe’s boyfriend and sugar baby, just until everything settles, of course. Childe has more than enough money to spare, Zhongli doesn’t mind helping a friend in need, and their arrangement is flawless. At least, it appears to be that way.

Taehyung makes a bet, the forfeit of which is getting his dick pierced. He loses the bet. Good thing the piercer has nice eyes. And face. And hands. Not so nice that he seems to keep laughing at Taehyung, but you can't have everything.

And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.

"Hey! Wake up you piece of shit! Are you alive?!" The man winces and scrunches his face in pain but Bakugou continued to hold him in place. Good, he's alive- Piercing red eyes flutter open and gaze lazily straight at Bakugou's face and Bakugou feels his heart skip a beat. Oh, Fuck-

Y/n just wants to let off some steam at a Halloween party by having a meaningless hookup with a stranger. It almost works for her until his mask came off and his true identity was revealed as someone she should’ve never let cum inside of her.

A tall, handsome rich man with a sweetheart for a daughter appears in your life. You're his nanny, helping take care of his daughter along with attending the house. But of course, you and Miguel have desires for each other...desires you two are quick to fulfill. ____ this a revised version and it's WAY much better. I'm going to stick to what I originally wanted instead of trying to keep trying to add more realism. I want everyone to enjoy DILF Miguel )^: plus dads are fucking hot, especially if they're Miguel O'Hara UGH I wish dads were real

You are in the club with your friends and you can’t stop gawking at the bartender.

Harry's had a crush on Malfoy for months now. But it will take a bar full of his friends, some Firewhisky, wagers made on his behalf, and Malfoy himself to get him to act on it.

Dream never loses if he can help it, but something about George makes him vulnerable. George has lived his life without a label until Dream makes him reevaluate everything he thought he knew._____ Dream purposefully loses to George during a game of Fall Guys, setting off a long chain of events in their friendship. Spirals of feelings, realizations, and insufferable pining ensue.

Louis finds himself out of place in LA, unable to get at an itch that’s been bothering him for years. He supposes back in the early days, home hadn’t been a place. It’d been a person. He’d etched it permanently into his skin for fucks sake.It was always him and Harry. Stuck to each other like super glue. Pulled together by some magnetic force, existing in their own bubble. Everyone could see it, but that was half the problem, wasn’t it? It’s not like Louis can pinpoint the exact moment in time when him and Harry fell out of sync. There wasn’t really one at all. It had been a gradual slip, like the tide wearing away at a sandstone cliff. Chipping the solid foundations until there was nothing left to stop the structure falling to the waves below. It’s not like he spends all of his time sitting around moping over a lost friendship, he’s good at distractions. But LA only seems to accentuate the distance between them. Two separate planets, not even in the same solar system. Or the one where Harry and Louis finally get it right.

“I didn’t mean to imply that I wouldn’t risk it for you.” “I see. Because you would? Risk it for me, I mean?” Harry’s reply comes out a growl, his arms tightening around Malfoy. “I’d risk everything for you and you bloody well know it.” This holiday season, Harry decides to claim the gift he wants more than anything else.

Derek is tired of watching Stiles being treated like crap by his so-called friends. When both the Hale Pack and the McCall Pack end up in the same nightclub, Derek decides it’s finally time to convince Stiles that he’d be better off with him as his alpha. Re-edited 20th November 2021.

Smuts featuring former and current USWNT players for both soccer and hockey. Feel free to make a request and I'll try to fill it. CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED.

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Y/n won’t stop until Damon and Stefan finally admit the truth.

Draco and Harry have a one-night stand that ends in disaster after Harry tells Draco he's unable to move beyond their poisonous past. So when Draco finds an unusual Time-Turner in the Department of Mysteries, he seizes the opportunity to start fresh with Harry. Only instead of fixing things, he keeps making them worse.

Agent of the Department of Paranormal Affairs Sasuke Uchiha is going through partners like other people goes through socks. No one can stand being around the moody bastard for long, and that's just how Sasuke likes it. He has a goal in mind, and he does not need anyone getting in the way of that, least of all his newest partner: rookie agent Naruto Uzumaki.

He’s already taking a deep breath when he hears someone twisting the doorknob. “Jung Hoseok, I have a bone to pick with you, you absolute asshole,” he starts. It is not Jung Hoseok. Definitely not. Min Yoongi. Jimin coughs awkwardly into his fist. “Hello,” he finishes. (In which Jimin has a crush, yells a lot, and maybe falls into like.)

Everyone knows that the egg and his toaster are in love with each other...except, of course, for the egg and toaster themselves.

pairing: bartender!jungkook x female reader | strangers-friends-lovers, fwb synopsis:it’s simple: write your deepest darkest fears on origami birds and string them up on jungkook’s ceiling. when they fall—which they inevitably will, thanks to his cheap daiso washi tape—you have to face the fear. set it free.the issue?you’ve a fear of intimacy.jungkook, a fear of rejection.and you’ve both got the capacity to make some incredibly bad decisions.

His hand is the last thing he gets, Kirishima’s hand in his, and right before it’s torn away and he’s swallowed away by the world Katsuki catches sharpy writing on the back of it. The Pit, it says. But then he’s gone.

"Should've organised separate parties," Pez bellows over the music, and Alex pulls back immediately so he can punch him in the arm. "Fuck you," he says, grinning widely, and Henry wishes they hadn't stopped kissing. That had been really nice. It's possible he's a little bit drunk, but it's his stag do, so he thinks that's probably okay. "I'd have fucking found him anyway. We gravitate towards each other. I micro-chipped him twelve minutes into our relationship and I have a tracking app on my phone." "That's illegal," Henry says solemnly, and Alex squeezes his hand on the table as he turns back to him. Henry feels the need to add, "But I don't really mind?"

Harry felt lit up from inside as soon as he entered the bar. There were blokes dancing together, their bodies close to one another, not keeping a wary distance as Harry was always careful to do when he was near another man. God, he wanted this – wanted it so much he could taste it, a metallic tang of heat and desire. He suspected nothing would ever be the same again – especially when he saw who else was in the room.

Rey’s experience with Demi-Humans is about as limited as her experience with snow, that is to say: horrendously minimal, given that she’s just moved to Coruscant with no intention of returning to the hell hole of a desert she scraped herself from. Easing herself into the lifestream of a city that demands assimilation to the rigors and confines of a bustling metropolitan was never going to be easy, but throw in a one-night stand with a tall, brick house of a man that doesn’t seem keen on leaving it at one night, and any hopes Rey had for an easy transition got blown to high heaven.

After Stiles' best friend moves out of the apartment the two of them have shared for the last five years and into his own in a different city with his fiancee, Stiles is in desperate need of a new roommate. After a dinner with the Hale family, Stiles finally has a new roommate. The only problem is that he seems to hate Stiles' guts.

عندما يخرج ميرلين شخصًا غريبًا من ورطة، يطلبه أن يتظاهر بأنه صديقه لمدة ليلة واحدة من أجل إثارة غيرة حبيبته السابقة.

ChasingRiverSong's 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge for Rey/Kylo Ren because . . . why the hell not.

Taehyung likes pretty things; clothes, watches, the sparkling rings that adorn his fingers. Though Yoongi might be the prettiest thing of all...

Ironically, Stiles was just returning to his dorm after failed negotiations about a possible adoption agreement with a local pack, when he saw the fairy. She was cornered and he was unable to curb his protective instincts. The fight was short and Stiles was left with only a blooming bruise on his jaw when the bullies scurried away. As a thank you, the fairy wanted to grant him a wish. Who knew what a bit of fairy fertility magic could do?

Harry goes to the market and ends up having to save Draco Malfoy’s life with sex. He saves Draco’s life with sex and ends up with a husband. The last thing he expects in all of it is to fall in love.