wolf!derek

Stiles gives Derek a flea bath. Then things get weird. * “Is this a joke?” Stiles says when Derek hands him the bottle. It has to be a joke, right? This is just more evidence of Derek’s redeveloping sense of humor. Ha-ha. He’s hilarious. “Does it look like I’m joking,” Mr. Murder Eyebrows himself says flatly. Fuck, he’s not joking. Stiles turns the bottle over in his hands. No matter how many times he reads it, it still says Flea Treatment Shampoo for Dogs.

史提爾斯只希望他們真的能安全。他們已經九個月沒有安全感了。

「正如你所知，當我變成狼人時，我的感官會變得更加敏銳。滿月的時候，更是會加倍。你的氣味在任何一天都已相當誘人，但在滿月時，以狼的形態？」德里克搖了搖頭。「我無法控制自己。我幾乎無法控制，你聽見過我。」 史提爾斯眨了眨眼，「喔。」那是代表——「等等，所以基本上你滿月時就像一隻超級好色的狼？」

Not Stiles. He's sleeping with it, only he doesn't know.