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Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she is forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. However, her plans to remain dead to them are complicated by the most precious treasure a certain Dwarf King left her with and by a few friends who simply refuse to believe that she had truly gone from Middle-Earth.Bilbo believed that her journey was done, she had gone there and had come back, her story was finished, she had no idea that she had just walk headlong into another.

After the fall of Erebor and the tragedy of Azanulbizar, many dwarves have come to hate the line of Durin. After losing his grandfather, father, and siblings, all Thorin has left is his nephews, who are no more than toddlers. When the meddling wizard Gandalf comes to the rescue, he takes Thorin and his boys onto the backs of Eagles to a place far to the west, in a dainty place called the Shire. He leaves the line of Durin in the caring hands of Bilba Baggins, who has never had the heart to leave home since her mother's death.The strong, nurturing Hobbit and the pained, stubborn Dwarf are stuck with each other, raising two boys in the curious and not always kind eyes of the Shire. tl;dr, Thorin and baby Durins go to Shire, fem!Bilbo is caring BAMF. Bring it on Lobelia. From the Hobbit Meme

There are no words adequate to describe the Last Homely House or the wonders of Lord Elrond’s hospitality, which seems impossible to strain even under the burden of thirteen empty dwarfish stomachs and their even more trying attitudes. Having played hostess to those same stomachs in her time, Briar is duly impressed and endeavors to add to the burden as little as possible. This is made somewhat more difficult by the fact that elves, apparently, are better able to differentiate between hobbit gentlemen and hobbit ladies that dwarves seem to be. A fact Briar learned when Lord Elrond pulled her to one side after their meal and put her into the hands of his daughter and her women with a gentle smile. Briar feels that she probably owes him a swift kick in the shins for that.

Bilba Baggins, Hobbit Burglar of Erebor finds herself back in Bag End, young and healthy once more, she begins enjoying her afterlife in Yavannas Garden (the Hobbit equivalent to the Halls of Waiting) when thirteen familiar Dwarves turn up at her door, raid her pantry and start throwing about her dishes. Gandalf is convinced she's the right Hobbit Burglar for the job, but Bilba's done all this before and no one remembers but her. What's a Hobbit to do?

The Quest of Erebor as it might have been.Billa Baggins is not your average burglar- or, perhaps, a burglar at all. That remains to be seen. Thorin resents this little female's habit of gaining a foothold wherever she lands. Even in his heart.A retelling/reinvention of A Hobbit's Tale, beginning with Thorin's arrival at Bag End. Through the Reclaiming of Erebor, and beyond! WARNING: Ridiculous length, extreme drama, and non-canon moments galore. Written and edited by the Ladies Juno and Loki.

Erebor's time has finally come, now that Thorin has gathered together enough loyal Dwarves to make it to the Lonely Mountain alive. Dwalin just wishes they weren't a cursed number.Oh, and that the irritatingly bull-headed Halfling Tharkûn found in the Shire would go home already. The Wilds are no place for a half-starved, girl-child gentleHobbit who can neither fight nor fend for herself. Belda's time to escape has finally come, now that she's managed to convince (read: emotionally blackmail) Gandalf into agreeing to let her come on the quest thingy he seems to be on, as well as convince the annoyingly bull-headed leader of the Dwarven pack to let her join them until Rivendell, at least. She only hopes she can earn their respect.Especially his second-in-command.Oh, and that they won't kill her when they find out the truth. She might not be their Burglar yet, but she regrets lying to them anyway.Other than Thorin. The stupidhead.

“It is one thing to know that your child will grow up and fall in love with the one that shares their mark and an entirely different thing to see the proof before your eyes; proof that your child will not only lead a different life from you, but be taken from you by someone who you may never get the chance to know…” -From the personal journal of Belladonna Baggins Billa Baggins had grown up knowing that she was different, and it was not simply because of the fact that she was a Took-Baggins. While that was a partial factor to her strangeness, what was more definite was her flowering on the back of her left ear. Unlike other Hobbit flowerings that marked out the name of their soul mates, Billa’s flower was in a different language that was clearly not Hobbitish, with rough runes that were slightly warm to the touch.Everyone in the Shire knew that Billa was not ever going to marry another respectable hobbit. Updated on 11/18/2018

It's been thirty five years since the Battle of Five Armies which left Bilba exiled from Erebor. Now a lone figure stands nervously at the gates, unsure as to the welcome she is to receive. For the rest of Thorin's Company, things are about to get turned upside down.

Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU. TW: Smaug is sadistic. He is emotionally, mentally, and physically abusive. Some suicidal thoughts and actions.

“You’ve spent the last however many months barely able to look at me without scowling and now you’re paying me compliments simply because I rushed in and did something utterly moronic and dangerous," Bilbo said. "It doesn’t follow.” “It does if you’re a dwarf,” he said beginning to grin. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin have a conversation. Quite possibly their first actual conversation. Set post-eagle flight and the battle with Azog. UST.

Dwarrow women were rare- to the point that they could refuse kings their pleasure, where the men could not. During the quest in a company full of his cousins and nephews, Thorin Oakenshield decides to take pleasure in their burglar- a creature soft enough that Thorin can pretend the hips he grasp in the dark belong to a feminine creature. Bilbo Baggins doesn’t mind so much, being bed by a king of dwarves on the regular. She’s not as fond of bumming as he seems to be, but as long as no children come from it, it’s all just good fun innit? Still, it would have been nice if he’d asked first. Also, if they ever did it somewhere she could actually take her pants all the way off, that’d be nice.

I attempted to answer a Hobbit kink-meme prompt anonymously. As you can see, that isn't going so well... Or, well, it's not very kinky either. Fem!Bilbo has Thorin's baby and people get hit with firewood.

索林·杜林森，杜林森建筑公司的负责人，这是一家专门从事环保设计和修复的建筑公司，他将全部的创造力都投入到工作中，并将他的爱倾注于他的家人和老朋友身上。然后，在一个阴沉的日子里，一个穿着红外套的女人径直走进了他的生活，就这样，一切都改变了。 灵感来自lostunderthemountain于10月11日提供的提示，基于这组精美照片。 我：嗯，卷起的袖子，你在最后一帧看着谁呢，亲爱的？ lostunderthemountain：哦！纽约现代AU：索林·杜林森是一位全球公司的负责人，该公司不断受到史矛革的威胁（因为他们的意见有很多分歧……）。 无论如何，一天早上，他从公司大楼外的出租车上下来时，瞥见了贝拉·巴金斯小姐（他并不知道她的名字），他的世界瞬间停滞了……直到菲力推了他一把，试图让他动起来…… 标题取自拜伦勋爵的诗歌《她行走时美丽》

They had made it through all the dangers of the quest only for the Line of Durin to fall in the Battle of Five Armies. When given the chance to fix it, even if it removes her from their lives, Bella Baggins jumps at the chance. Now all she has left are her memories of the quest, memories that the rest of the company have forgotten. But fate, it seems, is not quite done with Bella Baggins yet.

Briar Baggins stumbles upon a wounded dwarf one cold winter day and rescues him, bringing him into her home and changing the course of destiny in a matter of well meant hours!

Thorin sees Billa far differently after she saves his life. Billa's been seeing him a bit differently all along.

The Fell Winter destroyed Billanna (also known as Billa) Baggin's small hobbit family, as her parents were murdered and she kidnapped by orcs. However, she is saved by a familiar group of dwarves which, after deliberation (and Thorin's younger sister giving him grief) Billa joins the family of Durin. As the years pass, relationships are brought into light, and with quests thrown in, it seems a quiet life is a little hard to find for a hobbit among dwarves.

The Urge comes around a female Hobbit's coming of age. It is affectionately called Heat by some of the older ladies. The Urge provides an innate drive to find a partner she is most compatible with. This is done by hugging or pecking random lads or lasses, waiting for the Heat to strike and tell her she found her soulmate. Its a Hobbit's most reliable way of finding them. Only for Billa, she'd never felt the Urge.Until she was snatched into the sudden, grateful embrace of Thorin Oakenshield himself after he woke on the Carrock. Yavanna preserve her, now she understood exactly what the elder Hobbits meant by the Heat. She was burning with desire, pursued by thoughts of Thorin. She couldn’t possibly tell him without blushing herself into a bonfire, but fate has its own design and she needn't worry for long...

Billa Baggins was perfectly respectable. She may have adventured as a child, but she certainly has no plans to do so when she is an adult. That plan went out the window when a company of dwarves showed up at her hobbit hole, lead by the rightful king under the mountain. In the time that follows, Billa will tell herself that she ran out that door because she believed in the quest. And she did, it just helped that Thorin Oakenshield happened to be rather attractive. Billa wasnt about to admit that to herself though.

What it says on the tin; an AU/remix of my own AU, Billa and Thorin coming together after the events of the Carrock. Should now be considered the main Pearl universe. I'll be continuing the story from here. (You don't have to read the others to get this one. It depends on whether or not you'd like to see how I get all up in this remixing business)

Getting thrown through time is fun right? Getting thrown through time and ending up 30 years prior to when those blasted dwarrow show up on her doorstep should be wonderful no? It's not. It's really not. It's not like Bilbo has a choice though. She'll try her damned hardest to make everything end well. Even if it breaks her.

Or; an unexpected but much desired Continuation of an unexpected and at first not so much desired Adventure It is Bilba who wakes up injured after the Battle. Injured and thinking she has spoiled any chance at happiness with one King under the Mountain. Of course, Thorin doesn't hesitate to clear up the matter.

There was a strange, tall man walking up the path. Bilbo recognised him, of course; how could one forget that tall, grey silhouette now making its way up towards her? Gandalf. AU. What if Bilbo had already left the Shire once before? What if she had seen things she could never forget, and lived through things she couldn't speak of? In this world, Bilbo has a secret, a secret waiting for her in Rivendell, a secret that has changed, and will change, everything... Written largely because I had a cute, weird idea and a lot of one-liners I needed to put out there.

索林是水，深邃、广阔、变幻莫测，如同大海，而巴林是火。或者说，某种同样燃烧的东西，因为火山那充满激情的灼热实际上是由熔化的岩石和石头构成的（至少她父亲的书上是这么说的，而这对于这样一个顽固的矮人来说多么贴切）。无论如何，比尔博都不禁觉得这很贴切：他们俩如此不同，却又如此相似——热情奔放，是自然的力量，几乎不可阻挡。而她深深地、无可救药地、荒谬地爱着他们两人。

Fanart inspired my one of the most breathtaking stories I've read so far. She Walks In Beauty will immerse you in a love story that will make you feel it and live it as it were your own. Your stomach will feel fluttery, you'll be lightheaded and you may even feel the touches and hear the whispers close to your own ears. This story made me believe in love at first sight, and I thought that I should give something to Bead as a thank you for this masterpiece. Thank you so much darling!

Aderynrrowntree posted this gorgeous dress and mentioned that it looked like a Billa dress. My brain went DING. (Thank you to Merill for re-finding the link.) Billa decides she'd like something a little different to wear for the spring feast, a little project to work on over the winter. It, for a lack of a better term, snowballs. Could be considered a possible future fic for Pearl the Rewrite, I ain't promising, but it could happen. :)

The Battle is over, Fili, Kili and Thorin are dead. Bilbo is pregnant and needs to leave the mountain immediately. She wants to return to her home in the Shire, but can't without a husband. Balin helps her find a solution.

The hobbit was wearing a dress. The hobbit looked good in a dress. The hobbit looked very good in a dress.

Billa miscarries in Laketown