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9.01之后，在一个略微不同的平行宇宙中，卡斯搬来和温彻斯特兄弟一起住在碉堡里。成文时间早于9.03。转载自Tumblr。根据hightopsandsharpies的提示创作：“好的，卡斯还是处男，不知道什么叫快乐，迪恩决定教他，之后卡斯变得非常依恋和需要人照顾。” 迪恩撞见卡斯在自慰。他的方法完全不对，但对于一个几十亿岁的处男来说，这是可以理解的。迪恩决定帮他一把，完全是柏拉图式的，非浪漫的。事情有点失控了。

Life had always been rough for long-time New Yorker, Castiel Haven. And when he ratted out his mob boss father, the rest of his horrific family, and about a half-dozen cops, he knew life wasn’t about to get better. Especially not when the FBI carted him off to the middle of nowhere, North Carolina. But he sure as hell didn’t expect the biggest complication to be a small-town brazen mechanic with a tenacious sex drive named Dean Winchester. One of them never lies. One of them never tells the truth. And both of them have no fucking clue what it means to love someone.

Dean Winchester is funny, gorgeous, brave, loyal, and a breath of fresh air in Castiel Shurley's life. Dean Winchester is also a ghost haunting Castiel's school, but nobody's perfect, right?

Castiel Novak is a poor kid from a bad neighbourhood. Dean Winchester is a rich jock who maybe cares a bit more about Cas than he's willing to admit. You know how it goes.

Eternally single professor Castiel is quiet, nerdy, and keeps to his research. The one indulgence that he allows himself is spending hours on YouTube bingeing the vlogs of a handsome, reckless archaeologist. Hunter styles himself as a bit of an Indiana Jones type, and he reminds Castiel of the adventurous, free person he longs to be. Plus, he’s super hot. Imagine Castiel’s surprise when he meets the new archaeology professor at the Humanities potluck. This is his chance—he is finally in the same room as Dean “Hunter” Winchester! Unfortunately, the best interaction shy, awkward Castiel can manage is to steal his new colleague’s Tupperware.