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Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:3 FourLokos+ 1 peer-pressuring cat- 1 best bro to end all best bros= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".Derek is the fool who replies.

Izuku is the hero of the tale of his interaction with big sisters of UA. Each girl is infatuated with the teen and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Ochako, Itsuka, Momo, Toru, Tsuyu and the other girls dote on their little brother through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their cinnamon roll. {AU} Update on 7/5/22: Kids These Days (Part I) (Melissa x Izuku)Update on 7/9/22: The Reprise of Fuyumi's Interlude (Fuyumi x Izuku)Update on 9/20/22: Cross Our Heart (Part VIII) (Izuku x Ochako)Update on 11/27/23: An IS Special: Seven Minutes (The Escape!) (Part I)Update on 3/23/24: Shouto for the Weekend (Part V) (Shouto x Izuku)Update on 3/25/24: Never Forget Me (Part IV) (Camie x Izuku)

Will is an off-brand sentinel. Hannibal is a reputable guide. What could go wrong?

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

“Steve,” she says again, with more urgency, and now he’s sure it’s Max. “I need your help.” Steve’s pulse goes into overdrive. “Max, what’s wrong? I can get Hopper- ” “No!” she cuts him off, talking fast. “No cops. There’s no time and, and…it’s so cold out there and—and there’s just no time okay? You have to trust me. Please. You know the road I live on? I need you to come here now, but DO NOT stop at the house, just keep driving past it, but come as fast as you can and…” she hesitates “And—you’ll know when you see. You’ll understand.”

“Mayday mayday mayday, this is Ship 268454, CCS Clara, does anyone copy?” After an accident that he isn’t even sure how occurred, Junior Crewmember Tommy Innit is stuck out in the dead zone of space with a dead crew and on a damaged ship. No nearby inhabited planets. No nearby stations. Nothing. He’s billions of kilometers away from any hope of rescue, and has to figure out a way to safety. Not only that, for the first time in his life, he’s completely alone.

In which John learns to balance a kinky girlfriend, an asexual boyfriend, a ten-inch cock, his sister, the neighbours, his friends, and his blog. Some are more balanced than others.

After July, Wolfwood is left with nothing to his name but a piece of paper and a heavy cross to bear, so he returns to the only roots he ever had to try his hand at healing. It's a difficult process, but soon enough he'll discover that there's a damn good reason he can't let go. A voice calls from the east. He just needs to hear it. (A story about grief, healing, love, and one funny little housecat.)

Steve arrives at Max’s trailer in record time, breaking nearly every driving rule in the book on the journey. The lights are on despite it being past midnight, and Steve can hear some loud crashing sounds even from where he’s standing outside. “Fuck it,” Steve says, deciding he better go in. He runs into the trailer at once, bat in hand, thanking whoever left the door unlocked. He’s taken aback at the scene. Max is kneeling on the ground, pleading with her mother to calm down. There’s shattered glass everywhere on the floor, broken beer bottles lined up against the walls. Max is barefoot, only wearing thin pyjamas, and is slightly shaking. The whole room stinks of alcohol.Or: 5 times Steve cared for someone + 1 time someone took care of him.

The not so epic romance of Dorian Pavus of the illustrious House Pavus and Hissrad-- more commonly known as The Iron Bull-- of the Ben-Hassrath.

A series of fics written for Porn Battle XV, ranging from true drabbles to quadruple drabbles. Anything longer will be posted individually to the collection - see the notes at the beginning of the piece to locate fics by title, fandom, prompts and specific kinks.

A collection of moments set across Even and Isak's new life together, taking place in and around season 4 (and now beyond) Alt er love <3 Isak frowns, rolling over to bury his face into the soft pillow beneath his head. Up until that point, he’d still been asleep, Even’s long fingers gently brushing down the curve of his spine, lulling him into a carefree, floating state. There’s something magical about the way Even touches him- Isak swears that there’s some kind of mystical power his boyfriend is hiding. It shouldn’t be normal that every time Even’s skin brushes against his, every electrolyte in his body lights up and starts firing on all cylinders. Even moves his hand away, and Isak feels like he’s going to implode.

After an encounter with a mysterious villain, 6 heroes-in-training end up in your boring, quirkless world. You decide to help them out, even if you don't quite believe their story... But the arrival of more heroes and villains makes one thing undeniable- you'll never be satisfied by your world's monotony again. Please do not repost my work anywhere. (I haven’t posted in a while but it’s not dropped!! There’s a lot more to go, don’t worry!) Join the Discord!

When Harry, or, uh, Koschei, or... Whatever, wakes up in an unfamiliar place and time, he finds himself struggling to find a way back to his home.

Swatch is taking out the trash for the new Color Cafe, and runs in to someone they didn't expect, but not out of place.

Jiang Cheng wanted nothing more than for his mother to leave his nonexistent love life alone. So when he’s faced with the threat of marriage interviews with partners of his mother’s choosing, he reluctantly turns to Lan XiChen for assistance. But when hormones got the best of them and Jiang Cheng finds himself pregnant, he’s forced to face reality that perhaps he has always wanted to love and be loved, and that maybe, just maybe, Lan XiChen wasn’t as annoying after all. 21 chapters + 1 extra

When the Aegon Targaryen Memorial Library at Crownlands University loses its most recent library director in a tragic accident, President Robert Baratheon turns to his friend and colleague Eddard Stark to turn the library around.

Marriage is all about knowing the steps. Five Six dances from the first winter of Bellamy and Clarke’s marriage.

Mark hasn't seen Johnny Suh in six years, and he never assumed he would be forcibly reminded of his existence because of Johnny coming out.

"There’s a flash of teeth, too quick and too sharp to be quite called a smile, and then 'Can I help you?' in a voice so syrupy-smooth it grates on Shizuo’s ears." Shizuo gets along with almost everyone he meets until he meets his best friend's boyfriend's roommate.

Mười năm dài đã trôi qua kể từ những sự kiện của cuộc chiến, và Draco có một cuộc sống hoàn toàn mới, phần lớn là ở thế giới phù thuỷ. Anh ấy có một sự nghiệp thành công với tư cách là một nhân viên y tế cấp cứu, một chú mèo được cứu và mẹ anh ấy thì an toàn ở Pháp. Anh ấy còn có thể muốn gì hơn nữa? Chắc chắn rồi, anh ấy hơi cô đơn, nhưng đó là cái giá mà anh ấy sẵn sàng trả với quá khứ của mình. Điều đó là, cho đến khi một ca trực thêm hoàn toàn đảo lộn thế giới của anh ấy, khiến anh ấy tự hỏi liệu thế giới đã thực sự điên rồ hay chưa.

When Sherlock wakes the morning after Lestrade & Molly's wedding reception, hangover isn't the only thing he has to deal with. He's in bed with John and he doesn't mind it. But how is that possible? What happened to him? Whatever it is, he likes it. Realising he wants John in every way, Sherlock suggests starting a relationship, and though John's amenable to give it a try, he insists on taking things slow, refraining from physical intimacy until they both are sure of their feelings. This story follows their bumpy ride, the ups and downs, the inside battles, exploring their deepest fears and desires before becoming a real couple. Slow burn with lots of angst and some lighter, fluffy scenes to ease the tension. *** NOW COMPLETE ***

The saying goes 'What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.' The place is known as Sin City, and Yuuri told himself multiple times in the past that he'd never, under any circumstance, go to Las Vegas unless it was a life or death situation. Phichit had other plans. What was supposed to be a night of pure fun ended up with Yuuri getting shit faced, losing his virginity and leaving with nothing but a document in his pocket... And a cheap, gold ring on his ring finger.

After the long stint away from home in “Wheel in the Sky,” Dean and Cas have their reunion, and Dean decides to make it special.

So here he was, waiting, watching the photographer enjoy it far more than the one in front of the camera. Well, atleast until Yuri had come up with the idea to flirt secretly. As the photographer tried to explain the next idea to the bored, impatient model Otabek had an idea of his own and rummaged through a familiar jacket pocket, hoping to find what he was looking for. Three seconds later he pulled out the phone in the animal case, a devious look sparking in his eye.

It’s 7:43am. Scott’s been lying motionless in bed for 17 minutes. There’s a problem.

Alex is hopelessly in love.And John is not.

James T. Kirk had made quite a name for himself at the Academy and not only because he was one of the smartest cadets but he was also a real womanizer. He had never suspected that an arrival of a new student would turn his world upside down.

Exactly what it says in the title. A series of fairytale inspired shorts, each with a modern spin.

"Danss with me Deaan." Cas laughs, his eyes glassy yet bright with life. Dean decides to take Cas out for a drink.

Just another morning after a messy night before in Bahorel & Feuilly's flat.

Following a traumatic event, reader drowns her sorrows and Rowena comforts her.

Neither of them exactly lived life in the straight lane, but still.

Based on Yin's prompt: "Well, that first meeting could have gone better" Have fun reading, Yin! :)