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post-9.01, trong một AU nhỏ nơi Cas đến sống với nhà Winchesters ở Bunker. Được viết trước 9.03. Đăng lại từ Tumblr. Được viết cho một gợi ý từ hightopsandsharpies: "Được rồi, vậy là Cas vẫn còn trinh, và không biết khoái cảm là gì và Dean quyết định chỉ cho cậu ấy và Cas trở nên rất quấn quýt và nũng nịu sau đó." Dean bước vào khi Cas đang thủ dâm. Cậu ấy đang làm hoàn toàn sai cách, nhưng khi bạn là một người còn trinh cả tỷ năm tuổi, thì điều đó là điều dễ hiểu. Dean quyết định giúp cậu ấy một tay theo cách hoàn toàn trong sáng, không lãng mạn. Mọi việc trở nên hơi mất kiểm soát.

Life had always been rough for long-time New Yorker, Castiel Haven. And when he ratted out his mob boss father, the rest of his horrific family, and about a half-dozen cops, he knew life wasn’t about to get better. Especially not when the FBI carted him off to the middle of nowhere, North Carolina. But he sure as hell didn’t expect the biggest complication to be a small-town brazen mechanic with a tenacious sex drive named Dean Winchester. One of them never lies. One of them never tells the truth. And both of them have no fucking clue what it means to love someone.

Dean Winchester is funny, gorgeous, brave, loyal, and a breath of fresh air in Castiel Shurley's life. Dean Winchester is also a ghost haunting Castiel's school, but nobody's perfect, right?

Castiel Novak is a poor kid from a bad neighbourhood. Dean Winchester is a rich jock who maybe cares a bit more about Cas than he's willing to admit. You know how it goes.

Eternally single professor Castiel is quiet, nerdy, and keeps to his research. The one indulgence that he allows himself is spending hours on YouTube bingeing the vlogs of a handsome, reckless archaeologist. Hunter styles himself as a bit of an Indiana Jones type, and he reminds Castiel of the adventurous, free person he longs to be. Plus, he’s super hot. Imagine Castiel’s surprise when he meets the new archaeology professor at the Humanities potluck. This is his chance—he is finally in the same room as Dean “Hunter” Winchester! Unfortunately, the best interaction shy, awkward Castiel can manage is to steal his new colleague’s Tupperware.