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9.01 sonrası, Cas Winchester kardeşlerle Bunker'da yaşamaya geldiği hafif bir alternatif evrende geçen bir hikaye. 9.03'ten önce yazılmıştır. Tumblr'dan paylaşılmıştır. hightopsandsharpies'in verdiği şu istem için yazılmıştır: "Tamam, Cas bakire ve zevkin ne olduğunu bilmiyor ve Dean ona göstermeye karar veriyor, Cas daha sonra tamamen sevimli ve ihtiyaç sahibi biri oluyor." Dean, Cas'in mastürbasyon yaparken içeri giriyor. Her şeyi yanlış yapıyor, ama milyarlarca yıllık bir bakire olduğunuzda, bunun beklenmesi gerekiyor. Dean tamamen platonik, romantik olmayan bir şekilde ona yardım etmeye karar veriyor. İşler biraz kontrolden çıkıyor.

Life had always been rough for long-time New Yorker, Castiel Haven. And when he ratted out his mob boss father, the rest of his horrific family, and about a half-dozen cops, he knew life wasn’t about to get better. Especially not when the FBI carted him off to the middle of nowhere, North Carolina. But he sure as hell didn’t expect the biggest complication to be a small-town brazen mechanic with a tenacious sex drive named Dean Winchester. One of them never lies. One of them never tells the truth. And both of them have no fucking clue what it means to love someone.

Dean Winchester is funny, gorgeous, brave, loyal, and a breath of fresh air in Castiel Shurley's life. Dean Winchester is also a ghost haunting Castiel's school, but nobody's perfect, right?

Castiel Novak is a poor kid from a bad neighbourhood. Dean Winchester is a rich jock who maybe cares a bit more about Cas than he's willing to admit. You know how it goes.

Eternally single professor Castiel is quiet, nerdy, and keeps to his research. The one indulgence that he allows himself is spending hours on YouTube bingeing the vlogs of a handsome, reckless archaeologist. Hunter styles himself as a bit of an Indiana Jones type, and he reminds Castiel of the adventurous, free person he longs to be. Plus, he’s super hot. Imagine Castiel’s surprise when he meets the new archaeology professor at the Humanities potluck. This is his chance—he is finally in the same room as Dean “Hunter” Winchester! Unfortunately, the best interaction shy, awkward Castiel can manage is to steal his new colleague’s Tupperware.