sarcasm

Ellie (because names that start with 'E' are popular) is a girl that has absolutely no business falling into Thedas. She played Dragon Age: Origins, once, and didn't even finish it. In fact, her knowledge of Dragon Age is based entirely on fanfiction. Be it glorious cosmic fuck-up, or the wonders of the afterlife, she's the one that fell into Thedas instead of her fanfiction obsessed best friend. No matter - I mean, fan fiction can't be that far off from the real thing, right? ... uh, right? The only thing better than a character with all the information, is one with very little that may or may not be wrong! Thedas is screwed. 06/14/18 - Arise Lazarus.12/19/19 - Ahahahahhaksdhfkdjnadf07/27/2020 - I come back from the dead a lot, okay?