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Alhaitham's heart galloped in his chest, the only sound in the silent hallway. A moment later, a thunk echoed from the other side of the door, like something heavy had slid down the wall and fallen in a heap, followed by a high-pitched whine. What, Alhaitham thought, was that all about? And how could he make Kaveh do it again? ********Kaveh misinterprets Alhaitham-being-Alhaitham as a full-blown love confession and throws himself at his crush, quite literally.Alhaitham has no idea what he said to cause such an interesting reaction in his prickly roommate, but he's willing to do just about anything to make it happen a second time.Chaos ensues.Chapter 1: Alhaitham's Pet gets a Pet; Chapter 2: If There's a Braincell in this Chapter it is Not With Kaveh; Chapter 3: The Obligatory Earrings Chapter; Chapter 4: Baby's First Date; Chapter 5: We're Gonna Need a Sickfic; Chapter 6: Touch Him, You Die; Chapter 7: Love like a Forest; Chapter 8: "The First Time--" (smuuuuut); Chapter 9: Kaveh's Love Language

Hatake apparently are an endangered species, and Konoha is not helping that. Plus, mom asked her to get under the Protection of the Hatakes. Which they can't give in this depressed state. Well. No choice but to kidnap them away from this dump and to a place where they can thrive and actually take care of her like mom wanted, you know. Little five-years old Kakashi is the best bet to start with. The dad should follow after, even if he's stupidly depressed. Sakumo looks like a good dad. He'll come and retrieve his son. Raiden just has to be far enough from the shit dump that is Konoha by then. And four years-old's legs don't run that fast. Nor five years old's. They will have to be crafty. At least little Kakashi doesn't look to put out by his abduction at the hands of a younger child. He's being a model hostage! Best read after checking up meeceisme's The many lives of Hatake Raiden Series.