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Dean's done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov-- likable guys he's ever known. Dean doesn't know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file. [ Art Masterpost ]

Dean spears him on a green-eyed look through the open passenger door. "Why do I get the feeling you just want us to spend the night together?" "Because you're paranoid and ridiculous," Cas says. "I sleep five feet away from you every night; I could watch you sleep at home." (An AU in which nursing student Dean and pre-med student Cas become summer roommates and maybe more.)

Castiel’s family owns the shoddily-regulated coal mine where John Winchester works, so Dean storms Cas’s mansion, demanding answers from the drugged-out trust-fund kid. In exchange for his help repairing the mine, Cas demands Dean live with him for three months and give Cas a shot at seducing him by allowing him one kiss a day.