none of them are really important guys i promise

“Well, assuming the ability sends people into a coma so that they fall in love,” Dazai ponders out loud, placing a finger on his chin, “And assuming it only works on some people and not others because those people are destined to be in love, then Chibi and I have no problem!” Ranpo snorts in his corner, “Good luck with that.” — Or: there's a new ability user terrorizing Yokohama and Dazai firmly believes that he and Chuuya will not be affected. He is wrong. So very wrong.