but clearly this man is going through an existential identity crisis

Gojo Satoru has spent a lifetime trying to do the right thing the right way. He decides to spend his second terrorizing the local yakuza, reliving his middle school glory days with a pop punk youth aesthetic and a regrettable affliction for black leather, uprooting the criminal underworld and hero industry alike, and casually taking up costumed aggression as an occupation. A Gojo Satoru is reborn as Todoroki Touya AU