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“Uhh, Mr. Stark?” Peter said.“What is it, Spiderman? You okay?”“I’m fine but…I think we might have a ghost fighting on our side.”“Impossible.” Thor interrupted. “Ghosts hate the living.”“Yeah well one just saved my life and made a joke about New York’s rat problems.”Silence over the radio. Or, New York City isn't prepared for a ghostly invasion. The Avengers are finally all in the same place again. Thor and Bruce are back from space with a semi-reformed chaos god and a thousand refugees in tow. Steve and the Rogues have got their pardons and are ready to start being heroes again. But Tony isn't ready trust, neither is his new protegee Spiderman. The fractured team can't seem to come together. It's a good thing then that Danny Phantom is ready to save the day. That doesn't mean anyone is prepared for when he keeps showing up. NOW COMPLETE!

One month after @hawks_unofficial's initial viral post, the blog titled "Quirk Analysis Blog for the Future", otherwise known as "Q. A. B.", has gone from an average of 10 views per post to an average of 20,000 views per post. Midoriya Izuku does not know how to view the impressions analysis for his suddenly popular blog, and only notices that sometimes, people actually comment on his posts now. He does not google himself or his moniker and thus does not see the rise in online articles and speculation. He is unaware that the "kyuu-ei-bee" he begins to hear about in passing refers to his own blog. He does not have a Twitter account. At the time, Midoriya Izuku is 15 years old. Izuku (accidentally) starts a cult.

There were definitely benefits to dating a wizard. Now that Stephen was back in the Compound, Tony had an easy escape to anything and everything. Annoying meeting? Portal. Asshole teammates? Portal. And, of course, Stephen’s verbal put downs were a thing to behold. or, outtakes from my verse "ironstrange vs the rogues" TEAM IRON MAN- DONT LIKE, DONT READ!

The screen starts out black. Instead of the usual bunny intro, it immediately cuts to a boy. His smile seems forced. "Hi, it's Yume. Usually I'm more upbeat during my videos, but honestly..." His smile fades, a grimace in place of it, "I don't think I have the energy nor any f**ks right now. Let's talk about the Sludge Villain Incident." #6 ON TRENDINGThe Sludge Villain Incident: Why the Heroes Almost Failed68M views | Posted XX June 2XX1 | 32M↟ 57K↡this video is different from my usual ones, this one was made impulsively, but i need to talk about this...Show more Comments Write a comment... Pinned by Yume ✓Yume ✓im sorry for the odd video, new episode of hero highlight in a few days↟ 6.8k ↡ Reply▼ Show 746 replies Or, Midoriya Izuku is an up-and-coming youtuber who analyzes quirks of heroes. His video about the Sludge Incident goes viral, earning him an immediate boost in subscribers. Somehow he remains oblivious to the multiple heroes that comment on his videos, his fans' apparent thirst for him and his blatant crush on Editor-kun and Angry-kun.

some people think the avengers are just a bunch of gay, meme-loving fucks. they're right.

Merlin's eyes scan the headline. Arthur Pendragon reveals mark in attempt to find the one. "I pity the guy who's unfortunate enough to get him as a soul mate.” In which Arthur is a famous celebrity, Merlin is a beloved teacher, and they break Twitter once. Well, twice. Okay so it's a whole bunch of times actually but it's not their fault. Really it's not.

A COLLECTION OF UNRELATED ONESHOTS WHERE LILA ROSSI GETS TAKEN DOWN. Chapter 22: Lila may not be a liar, but that sure doesn’t make her a good person.

“Remember what I said about internet trolls?” “Don’t feed the trolls.” “Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.” “Bucky’s feeding the trolls?” “He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.” Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.” (Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)

CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not. *** Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast. But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending descriptionSapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here. -- Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.

Or, the one where The Avengers have Twitter, Peter has super-friends he told no one about, Tony is STRESSED and always five inches from death (and a dad), and the public have a field day. Peter's life got a whole lot more insane overnight.

Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakesDoes anyone know who the fuck Percy Jackson is??? Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcdWhomst? Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakesCheck rachel dares insta story Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd k Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcdOkay somebody find out who this kid is right damn now. - Rachel Elizabeth Dare posts a video of Percy on her instagram story. it all just spirals from there.

LAFD Updates (@L*A*F*D_Metro)LAFD Alert: Red-level traffic on Gardiner Road this morning. If you are trying to get into the city centre consider taking Westerley Lane. buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)so true bestieor, Eddie mans the LAFD Twitter account. Buck tries to be supportive.

V-League Twitter was pretty ordinary before the MSBY Black Jackals announced their newest hitter. Then the whole fandom exploded as it tried to figure out who this Ninja Shouyou was... Watch as Hinata bursts onto the Japan scene and shakes up the whole league in the lead-up to the big Jackals-Adlers match.

Working for Magnus isn’t easy. Magnus is out of control and Alec has to yell more often than not to get him to listen to him. He hates everything formal because it means he has to watch his mouth. Most importantly, Magnus is an incorrigible flirt. Which would be alright if Alec wasn’t utterly, irremediably, unfathomably in love with him. Based on this prompt:"AU where Magnus is an Oscar winning actor and Alec, his PA, is in love with him."

Bucky Barnes broke Twitter with one photo

identity reveal one-shots. none will have permanent angst, but some will be angstier than others. in general they should be fluffy and cracky. identity reveals are my favorite :))ft: irondad, peter parker being a Dumbass, the acadec team (bc i love them), and mj & peter & ned friendship.disclaimer: i do not own marvel, nor the universe or their characters that i use here.enjoy!!

Where Izuku is rescued from his burning apartment at the age of 4, by everyone's favorite gay hero couple... Erasermic!...They get more than they bargained for. Then there's a time skip to where everyone's in UA and someone (cough, cough, iida) makes the f a n t a s t i c decision of making a 1-A group chat. Also Mina and Denki have a death wish. FINAL CHAPTER OUT NOW! Some tags have been deleted due to AO3s silly little "oooh only 75 tags allowed" rule :/

Of course Bruce Wayne isn’t Batman! Why not? Because he says so! Note: This is a Twitter/chat/multimedia fic—so it’s not mobile-friendly. You may want to read on a computer.

Calvin @calvincdiazalex and prince henry both at the royal wedding…… they'll be grappling by the dessert table before the night’s overFrom cakegate to the leak - from Twitter's POV.

In his quest to claim as many home races as possible, Oscar's family starts to grow as well. Or, the social media/chatfic inspired by the recent tweets between Oscar and Charles

Peter receives a permission slip for a field trip to the Avenger's Compound. And that's before the photo of him and Tony leaks, and before he starts a Stark Intern Twitter account, and before Bucky bugs him and finds out his whole school thinks he's a liar, and before Tony decides that he's going to prove Peter's Internship is real, and before his school visits his second home. At least Peter has his crazy protective super-family to get him through it, though.

That Web Dude @web_slingeri got a twitterTStark @IAmIronMan kid, what did I tell you about getting a twitter?That Web Dude @web_slinger...not to? Spider-Man gets twitter and the world dissolves into chaos Or Another twitter au SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR REWRITE NOTICE

To be fair, Mr. Stark is very bad at decision-making when it’s 3 am and he’s running on no sleep and enough caffeine to kill Captain America. So it’s really not his fault that the whole internet suddenly thinks Peter Parker is secretly Peter Stark. And also that he’s dating Spider-Man. Oops. (Or, a twitter fic with a plot)

@dungeonmap @J0KER420 nishima is offline@J0KER420 @dungeonmap ♥@kirifuda hey if we're mutuals you can add me on my priv @J0KER420 or: fandom au, where joker is a big name fan, crow is his favorite fic author, and everything goes even worse than expected.

“Ms. Bustier,” Marinette says a little desperately. “I have been fighting akumas nonstop for the past twenty four hours, I’m running on seven expresso shots right now and I can barely read the words on the board. Can we please reschedule the test?” Adrien doesn’t look up from where his head is buried in his arms but he waves a hand and says, “Agreed.” Or: the world knows their identities, but life goes on.

the one where peter parker got outed by the official stark industries account and suddenly he is new york's newest social media celebrity (with an additional avengers following). /also please someone stop him from actually creating a spider-man account to get the attention off him/

twitter…. but make it avengers & peter's aca dec team and then also make it CHAOTIC and GAY

“Oh my God,” the girl says. It’s not the oddest exclamation Eddie’s heard from a person who’s just crashed their car into a telephone pole, but more the way it’s said: something dizzied and a little resigned, as though she is both concussed and mostly just inconvenienced by it. It’s enough for Eddie to peer into the window as Buck heaves at the car door with the jaws of life, armed with a penlight. “Ma’am, can you tell me your name?” “You’ve got to be kidding me,” the girl says, which doesn’t quite sound like a name to Eddie. He’s just about to tell her as much until she goes, “You’re LAFD Updates man.” or, five times someone recognises Eddie as the LAFD Updates man.

The Interns at SI, Peter Parker and Spiderman all join twitter. Chaos ensues Interns of SI @SI_InternsUr mom’s a hoe I live @PBPJokes on you my mom’s dead Ned @NedLeedsPeter! My Friends call me MJ @MJPeter, the fuck IronMan @TonyStarkPETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!! Betty @BettyBrantDid IRON MAN just Tweet Peter Parker? The bell is for comedy don’t lie to me @AbeBrownHe did

To increase public image after the 'Civil War', Tony is offered the opportunity to have his daily life at the Tower filmed, to which he agrees to after some convincing from Pepper and Peter, who are determined for everyone to see the real Tony Stark. Will people see the real Tony Stark? Will their opinions change? What will people find out about him? And is Peter Parker his secret son?

I’m a Jaskier Rivia stan first and a person second@whitewolfpackleaderDid @bardofficial win a Grammy? No. But he DID put his husband in a leather tunic for the red carpet and in that sense, we’re all winners tonight

January 30th 2:38 amSpidey @realspideyhello twitter January 31st 6:02 amMarissa @marissalovesuhh spiderman is that you?

Blonde curls spilled down in front of his blue — blue, such a pretty blue — eyes. He was wearing jeans and a grey flannel with the arms rolled up to his elbows. His skin was golden, as if kissed by the sun. And he had freckles — freckles splattered over his nose and forehead and cheeks, which were turning red very quickly. Right. Because Peter was very nearly naked. Great first impression, Parker. (Or, Harley comes to New York for the summer, and Peter's head over heels for this southern boy.)

Crowley's latest brilliant idea involves ranting about his undying love tiny crush on Aziraphale on Twitter instead of actually dealing with his feelings now that the world didn't end. Because he will never find out, right? Right?