I Can Barely Sleep in This Casino (The Unabridged "Mind the Gaps While We Fill Them in for You" Version)
"The stakes are simple: the loser discloses a secret."
You narrow your eyes at his infuriatingly blank face. "So if I beat you, you have to tell me something you've been withholding?"
"Essentially."
You start approaching him. "And if you beat me?"
"Nothing. What could you possibly tell me that I don't already know?"
You're standing at the table now, arms crossed. "Then you already know the outcome of this game."
"Don't you? In fact, as an incentive, I will allow you a handicap."
(the fully-expanded version of Team John<3Rose's MR1 entry for HSO 2012)