Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
‘I wish I’d been born a privileged, wealthy, pureblood wizard. If I was a bloke, maybe you two would respect me enough to hand in your reports on time and not undermine my authority.’
The brightest witch of her age should have been more careful what she wished for.
Hermione finds herself in an Upside-down Wizarding world where nothing and no one is quite the same.
Set post-Hogwarts.